Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Feb 28, 2012 12:54:36 GMT -5
Alright folks, welcome back to POST RACE! We have new contestants, and we have some old ones who quite obviously did not learn from previous attempts! I am your returning host, BloodWolf7! Now let's look at the bodybag stuffers racers!
First up is Kuroboom! A Post Race constant with his trusty buddy Edgar, will his enthusiasm bring him home with a ship-load of EP, or just drive him into the wall? Next is Elliot, riding his trusty steed straight from Adult Swim, a robotic unicorn!
Following Elliot is Post Race IV host; Biscuit! Will his knowledge of tricks, traps, and PR shenanigans be enough to overcome the square wheels of his bike? And speaking of Post Race IV we have the dynamic champion himself, 90! Is his ride a car? Is it a woman? Is it some weird crossover into a cosplaying motorcycle? My guess is that it is something to confuse so that he can avoidmy revenge losing in a completely fair manner.
Next, we have Sem with his jellyfish. They say that being in outer-space is a lot like being in water, but is it enough to give Sem victory?
In 6th place we have Fleet! Riding Princess Luna, she brings us into the brony stage of the race. In the forever coveted 7th place is our other Wolf, and other brony, Shadow! With Spitfire! Does... does it actually spit fire? I... I don't understand this. Let's... let us move on now...
Right to SV! I see Cheetahs, I see a chariot, I see rockets! I see an SV who is hungry for first place and ready to trample more than just a few racers!
Coming up, we have Lee on something that must leave the Brits crying; the monsterous Rodan Churchill! Geez Lee, are you trying to goad one of our other racers here? A better strategy, methinks, would be to post in Ishkabibble.
Close behind Lee, we have Cendra in what must be one of the most epic cars I have ever seen. I may have to come up with something special so that I can take that later...
New to the Exodus, and even newer to Post Race, we have Rojoneko on what must be the most stellar ride to appear in Post Race. Does this newbie have what it takes to take home the EP prize? Or will the veteran racers crush him?
Completing the Nintendo drivin' duo is Tangrow with Stunkfisk! Will we be shocked with a meteoric rise through the ranks, or will the fact that this pokemon spends so much time getting stepped on come back to haunt?
And closing our list of racers is a late entry; SHADOWMASTER, on some spherical monstrosity that is apparently known as the Magogworldship. Is this where I make some joke about Gog and Magog and throw in a bunch of Bible texts? D-Do we have time for that? No? Well then
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First up is Kuroboom! A Post Race constant with his trusty buddy Edgar, will his enthusiasm bring him home with a ship-load of EP, or just drive him into the wall? Next is Elliot, riding his trusty steed straight from Adult Swim, a robotic unicorn!
Following Elliot is Post Race IV host; Biscuit! Will his knowledge of tricks, traps, and PR shenanigans be enough to overcome the square wheels of his bike? And speaking of Post Race IV we have the dynamic champion himself, 90! Is his ride a car? Is it a woman? Is it some weird crossover into a cosplaying motorcycle? My guess is that it is something to confuse so that he can avoid
Next, we have Sem with his jellyfish. They say that being in outer-space is a lot like being in water, but is it enough to give Sem victory?
In 6th place we have Fleet! Riding Princess Luna, she brings us into the brony stage of the race. In the forever coveted 7th place is our other Wolf, and other brony, Shadow! With Spitfire! Does... does it actually spit fire? I... I don't understand this. Let's... let us move on now...
Right to SV! I see Cheetahs, I see a chariot, I see rockets! I see an SV who is hungry for first place and ready to trample more than just a few racers!
Coming up, we have Lee on something that must leave the Brits crying; the monsterous Rodan Churchill! Geez Lee, are you trying to goad one of our other racers here? A better strategy, methinks, would be to post in Ishkabibble.
Close behind Lee, we have Cendra in what must be one of the most epic cars I have ever seen. I may have to come up with something special so that I can take that later...
New to the Exodus, and even newer to Post Race, we have Rojoneko on what must be the most stellar ride to appear in Post Race. Does this newbie have what it takes to take home the EP prize? Or will the veteran racers crush him?
Completing the Nintendo drivin' duo is Tangrow with Stunkfisk! Will we be shocked with a meteoric rise through the ranks, or will the fact that this pokemon spends so much time getting stepped on come back to haunt?
And closing our list of racers is a late entry; SHADOWMASTER, on some spherical monstrosity that is apparently known as the Magogworldship. Is this where I make some joke about Gog and Magog and throw in a bunch of Bible texts? D-Do we have time for that? No? Well then
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Stage One: Earth's Surface