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Post by Soulkeeper Julia on Aug 3, 2009 13:46:32 GMT -5
Basically, in this game, someone will wish for something, and the next person will grant the wish, but turn it around and corrupt it, and then ask a wish of their own. It goes on like that.
Example; Person A: I wish Jamie would notice me.
Person B: Granted, but Jaime notices how hideous you are, and he purposely avoids you.
I wish I could fly.
Get it? Good. Here's the first wish, then:
I wish that computer viruses were never invented.
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Post by hermes on Aug 3, 2009 14:41:38 GMT -5
Granted, Microsoft and all its associated buisnesses vaporizes, along with every windows based computer on the planet. Only Apple Macintosh remains.
"I wish God walked among us."
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Post by Loogs on Aug 3, 2009 15:21:11 GMT -5
Let's see. Do we go the atheist route and tell you that there isn't actually a God, or do we just tell you that God is actually that douchebag you work with that you constantly have to remind yourself not to knock his teeth out?
I wish I could go back in time to the 1970's and have really good sex with Jimmy Page. (Surprise me, next poster. STD jokes are boring.)
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 3, 2009 15:40:27 GMT -5
You have sex with Jimmy Page, who is 10 at the time. I wish that Nickelback stopped being played on the radio.
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Post by Loogs on Aug 3, 2009 15:49:02 GMT -5
Nickelback, left without a job because they aren't played on the radio anymore, turn to a job selling soft drinks, which for unknown reasons becomes a hit with the young crowd. Eventually all restaurants start carrying Chad's Pickleback Soda instead of Pepsi or Coke or Dew or Dr. Pepper or any of that nonsense people used to love.
Serves you right for making me a pedophile.
I wish for world peace. Go ahead. Mess with that one, jerk.
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Post by SV on Aug 3, 2009 16:55:20 GMT -5
Granted, but the genie who granted your wish misheard you and substituted "peace" with "piece"... So you just 'sploded the world. Good job.
I wish that I had plenty of moneys with which to pay for school.
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Post by Loogs on Aug 3, 2009 17:01:26 GMT -5
It's counterfeit money. You get thrown into prison and the inmates will make sure you get back to schoolin'.
Man, I cringed when I typed that.
I wish there were no more horrible references.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 5, 2009 6:55:12 GMT -5
There are no longer any references at all.
I wish my mind would stop destroying itself (I actually do wish that sometimes).
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 9, 2009 3:24:09 GMT -5
Your mind has nothing left to destroy!
Oh I wish...!
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 10, 2009 10:26:12 GMT -5
You can never wish ever again...
I wish that the phone call I'm waiting for will already come...
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 10, 2009 15:05:23 GMT -5
The call comes in, but just as it does you're phone explodes and begins to burn.
I wish my horse wasn't terrified of puddles
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 10, 2009 15:13:44 GMT -5
Your horse is no longer terrified of puddles, just of life. You'll discover a drowned corpse tomorrow.
Oh you wish....!
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 10, 2009 15:20:51 GMT -5
Since you wished that I wished my wish is that you can't wish. Therefore that is my wish, and you're wish's downfall, all in one.
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 10, 2009 19:04:57 GMT -5
I wish the people would include a real wish after posting.
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 10, 2009 20:25:15 GMT -5
Granted, but they are all horrible and cause you pain.
I wish that I could fly
>.> A very over-used wish, but it would still be fun to fly...
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 11, 2009 12:13:35 GMT -5
You grow wings and take off into the air. After falling asleep and remaining in flight, a jet engine sucks you in.
Oh they wish!
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 11, 2009 15:15:52 GMT -5
Granted and "They" all wish for your eternal suffering.
I wish I could make people see.
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Post by hermes on Aug 12, 2009 2:29:00 GMT -5
Granted, you make people everywhere see their true nature. Half immidiately commit suicide, the those remaining are split evenly between hunting you, and shivering in a corner.
I wish all you buggers would post regularly in the RP, in a self motivated manner, requiring no bludgeoning, poking, prodding, or begging from anyone involved in the RP.
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 12, 2009 15:55:35 GMT -5
Granted, lots of people post in the RP. Unfortunately, they're posts are horrible, have bad grammar, lack originality... and are only about two sentences long.
I wish I could be in top running shape for when cross country starts next week.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 12, 2009 16:36:50 GMT -5
Granted, but you're an ostrich.
I wish I had a cool hat.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 12, 2009 16:40:24 GMT -5
Granted! You're transformed into an ice cube worn on someone's head.
Oh he wish
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 12, 2009 16:50:37 GMT -5
Granted, but the next time Blood does this, Lee edits Blood's karma to -686868.
I wish for a hammer.
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 12, 2009 17:40:58 GMT -5
Granted, but you get MC Hammer.
I wish Prime's corruption of my wish came true.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 15, 2009 23:46:11 GMT -5
But instead, by making people see their true nature, they just realize that they're increasing the wrong stat for their party role, and then release themselves into the wild.
I wish that Custom Robo wasn't so banal between battles.
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 16, 2009 0:53:57 GMT -5
Granted. Instead it loses the b and becomes rather anal between battles.
I wish for fish.
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 16, 2009 17:04:02 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a shark and it eats you.
I wish I had an orange tang slushie.
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