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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 4, 2009 0:21:06 GMT -5
You do the opposite of sucking. You explode.
I wish I could type faster.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 4, 2009 0:23:16 GMT -5
You are now able to type much faster. However the problem is that your fingers grow rather heavy and you can't type on any single keyboard for more than 5 minutes without breaking it.
I wish I could find where the hell I just put my win7 upgrade disk
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 4, 2009 0:32:05 GMT -5
You find it. Stitched into your cerebelum.
I wash I could spell wush.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 4, 2009 0:38:53 GMT -5
You can spell the word "wish" properly again. You can also spell all the other w*sh words properly. However, now, you have lost the ability to spell any word of 6 letters or longer properly.
I wish my shoulder would stop randomly locking...
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 4, 2009 1:27:17 GMT -5
Wish granted! Your shoulder locks up permanently.
I wish for existence.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 6, 2009 13:16:39 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, however all existence now is completely meaningless.
I wish for a less annoying alarm clock
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 6, 2009 21:10:42 GMT -5
Wish Granted! Your alarm clock now rings once very quietly, then tries to kill you if you don't get up.
I wish that 2+2 equaled a number.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 6, 2009 21:15:12 GMT -5
2+2 now equals 8. As does every other math problem.
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 6, 2009 21:18:05 GMT -5
Wish Granted! Your PS2 and USB ports stop working and you have to tell them nice things ever ten minutes to make them work again.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 6, 2009 21:31:15 GMT -5
You wish for nothing. So you disappear.
I wish for a pet pelican.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 6, 2009 21:41:06 GMT -5
Good golly, and I thought I was doing better....
Sorry >.<
And wish granted! You have a pet pelican, but it just ate your rare fish from the Amazon.
I wish I could wish.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 6, 2009 21:45:18 GMT -5
You can wish. But you can only wish for bad things.
I WISH THE JIMMY PAGE FAD CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 6, 2009 21:51:07 GMT -5
Your wish is NOT granted. That's corruption enough for you.
I wish for a fish that wished it wished it was a fish that I could wish for.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 8, 2009 0:01:43 GMT -5
Granted. Except before your wish could be granted, it is replaced with another random wish. You get a smelly pair of boxers that is made entirely of poo.
I wish for this .rar file to hurry up and d/l already
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Post by Fleetwolf on Dec 23, 2009 13:08:35 GMT -5
Wish granted, but then you find the file is corrupted and your computer explodes >.>
I wish the temperature outside would be 65 degrees all day.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Dec 23, 2009 19:27:53 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it now will alway rain urine.
I wish I wasn't in a car accident today.
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Post by SV on Dec 24, 2009 14:15:36 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you were in a tragic biking accident involving a chalupa, a seven year old girl, and a snapping turtle.
I wish I weren't so thirsty.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Dec 25, 2009 0:35:43 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you replace that German guy in the Hunger Snickers commercials.
I wish that I could stay awake a bit longer. DAMN MEDS!!!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 27, 2009 21:46:26 GMT -5
You can. But it's by way of a professional field goal kicker booting you in the groin every time you start to nod off.
I wish I didn't fall asleep early.
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Post by Ninety on Dec 29, 2009 6:39:43 GMT -5
You are kept awake into the wee hours by the incessant itching of your genitals, possibly due to crabs. You succumb to exhaustion just before sunrise each day.
I wish I could force myself to work on this story.
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Post by Q on Dec 29, 2009 21:35:41 GMT -5
Granted: You can't do anything BUT work on the story. Your fingers grow callouses as you incessantly type, and eventually the callouses fall off and your fingers bleed, causing your keyboard to short-circuit and blow up the whole computer, the house, the neighborhood, and you.
I wish I always felt awesome.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 29, 2009 21:46:43 GMT -5
You always feel awe, but only some.
I wish that Choobs played Mafia.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 29, 2009 23:58:42 GMT -5
Wish granted: Choobs now plays as the mafia in many different computer and console games, but adamantly refuses to play the Exodus version of it.
I wish I could wish to stop forgetting to make wishes.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jan 12, 2010 10:40:15 GMT -5
Wish granted: We no longer forget to make wishes, however, we never remember anything else we knew.
I wish I cuold be a little more subtle about certain things....
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 1, 2013 11:04:23 GMT -5
Wish grated, you are so subtle about certain things, not even you know what you mean.
I wish people would revive this awesome forum game with me.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 1, 2013 13:50:53 GMT -5
People do revive the game, but for some reason, keep referencing accursed ponies.
I wish I could perform a Sonic Rainboom...
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