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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Mar 2, 2013 0:18:40 GMT -5
Wish granted, you are now the poster boy for gay pride.
I wish I was an alien commanding the invasion of Earth.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 5, 2014 9:17:36 GMT -5
Wish granted. Your species of alien, however, is hydrophobic, thus the invasion has failed without making much of any sort of impact.
I wish I had the capacity to safely travel through deep space in warp speed.
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Post by Silumas on Oct 17, 2014 14:32:04 GMT -5
Wish granted, but unfortunately existing at faster than the speed of light requires being placed in alternate dimension. Without being able to return to our normal space, you are stuck watching time at ever slowing pace as you continually accelerate. Eventually, seconds for you take eons in the normal space, driving you insane.
I wish I really were a Planeswalker.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 14, 2014 12:31:03 GMT -5
Wish granted. However, you require 2 red, 2 green, 1 blue, and 3 to summon and start off with only 2 life. Also, your +1 ability has a 33% chance of backfiring onto the player.
I wish that I was flash-frozen and left among of Europa's ice.
(astronauts and scientists will be so confused when they get there and discover me xD)
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 20, 2014 23:23:31 GMT -5
Wish granted. You are flash-frozen and shipped to Europa tower in Lithuania, where local astronauts-in-training touring the tower discover bits of you in the crushed ice they obtained for their drinks.
I wish my games weren't so buggy when I first get them.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jun 23, 2015 2:22:23 GMT -5
Wish granted. You will now only be able to acquire games ten years after release.
I wish that I had more time for video games and books.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 11, 2015 0:27:16 GMT -5
Wish granted. You now have a 48 hour day, 36 of which are spent at work. I wish I could do math
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Post by SV on Dec 13, 2015 16:27:47 GMT -5
Wish granted. You now only do math. You can't look at or hear anything numerical without intrusive computational thoughts overwhelming you. You lose sleep calculating square roots and prime numbers. Your obsession/compulsion cripples all other facets of your life and, slowly, you descend into madness.
I wish I didn't have such a stupid-long morning rush hour commute to work.
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Post by Silumas on Dec 13, 2015 17:49:39 GMT -5
Granted, your commute is only 30 minutes long now. Unfortunately, you are now scheduled to work exactly 2 hours shifts in a split schedule, 4 times a day at 10a, 2p, 8p, and 1a. You are not allowed to stay at your workplace or its parking lot in between shifts and you must travel at least 30 minutes to any location for food, entertainment, or anything else.
I wish Hogwarts was real.
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Post by SV on Dec 14, 2015 21:31:32 GMT -5
That is evil.
Wish granted. Upon arrival you are sorted into Hufflepuff.
I wish I had more of this apple juice.
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Post by Silumas on Dec 18, 2015 14:18:31 GMT -5
Wish granted, you shall never be rid of that particular brand of apple juice from your mouth. As long as you are able to swallow you'll be able to breathe sometimes, but you know the next time you sleep you are likely to drown in your favorite beverage.
I wish I were an ancient silver dragon from the world of Faerun.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 18, 2015 14:32:16 GMT -5
You're a dragon in Faerun, but the DM is running one of those really skeevy groups that tries to seduce all NPCs. When they encounter you, you end up Baleful Polymorphed into a girlfriend for the Wizard with 4 Charisma.
I wish that people would post in the RP.
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Post by SV on Dec 26, 2015 19:03:16 GMT -5
Granted. Prime returns and is now the most active rper on the site. The largest, most ambitious rp project is Azureshkabibble, a cautionary tale about virile male energy that begins when Terrian Brogue accidentally replicates swords.
I wish someone would bring me fajitas. Fajitas sound delicious.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 26, 2015 20:53:59 GMT -5
Wish granted, you are now the poster boy for gay pride. SM89, I am shocked, shocked, by the insinuation that Lee wouldn't be pleased to be the poster boy for gay pride. What's wrong with being the poster boy for gay pride, I ask you. Wouldn't we all be happy to find out that Lee's serene and beautiful visage inspired gay people to feel a little better about themselves? You heartless fiend! Let the people have their LeeOh, uh, SV gets her wish because someone brings her fajitas, but then they eat all the fajitas right in front of her. And then they eat the plate, so she can't even lick it for scraps. I wish Dace would show up at Terminer Academy.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 27, 2015 14:06:37 GMT -5
Wish granted! She does, but in the process, you realize that she has the exact same personality and literary voice as Almudena (sin Espanol) and are perpetually distracted by it.
I wish there was Lugiasian Awards for 2015.
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Post by SV on Dec 27, 2015 14:47:56 GMT -5
Granted. The 2015 Lugiasian Awards is emceed by Steve Harvey, who announces the incorrect recipient of each award and then has to quickly recant and issue the award to someone else. Much forum unrest ensues.
I wish my doctor's office and/or pharmacy were competent.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 27, 2015 16:24:53 GMT -5
(BEST RPER 2015: MISS COLOMBIA!)
They are now hyper-competent. Whenever you're sick, they track you down whereever you are and forcibly medicate you. The only thing better at finding you than them is their billing department.
I wish I had an infinite supply of pears.
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Post by Silumas on Dec 27, 2015 19:29:20 GMT -5
Wish granted, you are transported to the Plane of Pears. There is nothing but Pears. You suffocate from a lack of oxygen.
I wish you would all come help me move next weekend, with flawless precision.
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Post by SV on Dec 27, 2015 21:51:38 GMT -5
Wish granted. We all come help you move and in the process we move into your house as well. You now have 10+ (counting active members -- I'm not 100% sure how many of us there are?) roommates. There is no removing us.
I wish I was less caffeine-dependent.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 27, 2015 22:04:44 GMT -5
Wish granted. You now have a meth habit.
I wish Breaking Bad was still on the air.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Dec 28, 2015 9:38:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it is now staring Richard Simmons and directed by M. Night Shamalomadingdong.
I wish my headache would go away.
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