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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 17, 2009 18:48:39 GMT -5
You shall get your slushie. However, rather than coming in a glass, like it should, it will be thrown straight at your face.
I wish for all the drama in my life to finally end...
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 17, 2009 18:51:53 GMT -5
It ends. You never see another play in your life. And that's just terrible.
I wish that I could see the thespians of the Exodus perform The Crucible.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 18, 2009 10:41:06 GMT -5
The Exodus does preform the crucible, however, you are forced to play as Macbeth and the play becomes more than a play. It turns to reality.
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 18, 2009 10:44:53 GMT -5
You seem to have forgotten to make a wish.
I wish I could see in infrared in addition to my usual vision.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 20, 2009 17:14:55 GMT -5
You can see with infared and normal vision now, infared from your left eye, normal from your right. Also, your vision range seems to have halved.
I wish i could die...
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 20, 2009 18:56:31 GMT -5
Granted, but you are reincarnated into a pig. >.>
I wish for one more week before cross country starts.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 22, 2009 12:58:38 GMT -5
You gain your extra week, however the day before cross country starts, you end up shattering your knee.
I wish for some more toilet paper.
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Post by Loogs on Aug 22, 2009 13:03:43 GMT -5
Oh you get your toilet paper all right. The problem is that it's like pre-1900's toilet paper so it's made of wood and splinters. Oh, and you have explosive diarrhea.
I wish I could bang Katy Perry. Damn, she's hot.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 22, 2009 13:18:17 GMT -5
Ouch... I'll just go and use some leaves or something...
You get to bang her. Except partway through that, you find out that she's a not-so-well constructed android since because as you are playing around with her boobs while banging her, one of them falls off.
I wish I knew where I was going to get the money for my books for college...
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 22, 2009 13:21:38 GMT -5
You get the money. But it's on fire. And now you're on fire.
I wish that the fire was on fire.
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 22, 2009 13:30:59 GMT -5
Granted. The fire has lava on top of it and then some plasma appears on top of it. However, even though Shrouded is very dead, everyone else on the planet dies as well because all of the oxygen atoms in the atmosphere have been consumed by the fire.
I wish for your happiness.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 22, 2009 13:55:40 GMT -5
I'm happy because you just gave me everything you owned.
I wish for da Nile.
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 22, 2009 13:59:18 GMT -5
You get it and all of the hungry crocodiles contained within. They bite your junk off and all your fingers.
I wish for a bananaphone.
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 23, 2009 16:59:17 GMT -5
You get a banana phone, however the banana phone song plays in your head without cease until you kill yourself or go insane because you can no longer stand it.
I wish my horse was obedient and well behaved.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 27, 2009 18:27:36 GMT -5
Your horse becomes the most obedient horse on the planet. It also becomes the fastest horse on the planet. However, since its body can't take all that, it explodes.
I wish that I could finally figure out my life...
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 28, 2009 11:11:24 GMT -5
Granted, you figure it all out. Along with the meaning of life. You realize it's rather depressing and you jump off a cliff.
I wish I had my own dog.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 28, 2009 11:33:20 GMT -5
Granted but, the dog is vicious and kills you in your sleep.
OH I WISH to be
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Post by Kuroboom on Aug 28, 2009 21:30:04 GMT -5
Your wish is granted and you find out just what it is like to be... a pubic louse.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weenie so that everybody would love me.
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Post by Loogs on Aug 28, 2009 21:36:46 GMT -5
We love you. We really love you. We could just eat you up.
Which we do, literally.
I wish I could go visit Bangkok.
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Post by Soulkeeper Julia on Aug 30, 2009 21:14:22 GMT -5
You visit Bangkok, and you get (unwillingly) banged by a tiny cock. D:
I wish I could resurrect people and animals. :<
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 30, 2009 21:28:59 GMT -5
I wish somebody gets this reference.
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Post by SV on Sept 3, 2009 20:45:23 GMT -5
Granted (I think), but Pet Semetary scared me and now I won't be able to walk around in the dark for a while, and you've got that on your conscience.
I wish for an A in math this semester.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 3, 2009 20:49:22 GMT -5
Wish granted. You get an "A", but fail the course.
Oh I wish to exist.
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Post by SV on Sept 3, 2009 21:30:11 GMT -5
You pop into existence in mid-air, near a pot of petunias, before plummeting to the earth's surface, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe-style.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 3, 2009 21:44:51 GMT -5
Wish granted! Your eye splits open and starts screaming. The pain, combined with the madness drives you insane and you get locked away for medical studies.
I wish to be within the universe.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 3, 2009 21:51:16 GMT -5
You exist on Saturn, and you love it.
I wish that someone had stopped me from editting Lee's post.
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