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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 12, 2009 16:54:59 GMT -5
Elliot, by some minor miracle, had somehow reformed perfecttly after being nuked. He reformed in SV's chariot.
"Hey BFF! One of my spells must have granted me kill immunity or something!" He grinned, hugging SV.
OOC- TOTALLY STILL BEING WITH SV HERE.
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Post by SV on Jan 12, 2009 17:18:39 GMT -5
SV was very happy to see her BFF return to her, but she was also sad to see Lee eliminated. After all, El, Lee, and she had spent a lot of time commiserating during the race. She hoped Lee knew that there was room and carrots enough in her chariot for him to come along too. With 33% more fervor for the same price (what a bargain!), she set off to make up the space she she had lost.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 12, 2009 21:52:11 GMT -5
"My my! Here's Kuroboom back in the top slot! His luck is clearly back on the up-and-up. He's narrowly edged out Bulbs, who looks ready to muscle his way into first place at any moment. I see V101 passing overhead in her usual nonchalant fashion -- which leaves us only with SV and Lee. Is one of the primary favorites for the race going to bow out this lap? Well, I don't think it's SV... there she comes, doing perfectly fine... although Bulbs' carrot ruse somehow got the better of her, it seems. I certainly hope Lee makes it through to the next lap okay, but given the propensity of stragglers to die violent explosive deaths in this race I just don't know! Oh, there he is -- all right, Lee, carry on -- wait -- he's not following the track -- he's veering into the stands! You've got to be kidding me! He's going kazkame all over their asses -- !" "Man, I really don't think our live audience is particularly happy with their collective decision to sit in on this race. A goodly chunk of the stands has been reduced to smoking rubble. Too bad for them, but they knew the risks. And so do our remaining four racers, now embarking on..." THE SEVENTH LAP!
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 12, 2009 21:53:34 GMT -5
With 15 carrots sticking out of her mouth, Epona sprinted over the line, Bulbs riding her back surf board style.
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Post by V101 on Jan 12, 2009 21:56:48 GMT -5
nonchalant!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 12, 2009 22:20:33 GMT -5
WHOOSH.
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Post by SV on Jan 12, 2009 22:35:15 GMT -5
??
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 12, 2009 23:34:26 GMT -5
"Awwwww, Kuro's out...."
Bulbs shed a tear.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 13, 2009 0:17:21 GMT -5
Kuro knew this day would come. It's as if there were a person in another world controlling him and this person just spent the last 8 hours freezing to death in a cold, cold, metal guard tower. Pulling on Edgar's reins, Kuro rode off into the sunset.
Damn guard and damn 8 hour time difference.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 13, 2009 0:29:41 GMT -5
"At last, it's Bulbs leading the charge this time, albeit with a highly unusual stance astride Epona. Try not to fall off, there, Bulbs... all right, off you go... ah, here's V101, still hot on Bulbs' heels as she was in the last lap. And I see SV still powering through on her chariot. No change at all in the relative positions of these three since the last lap... but Kuroboom was ahead of them all last time... has his off-and-on fortune finally left him for good? Well, there he is, I can see his tortoise slowing to a halt. He's abandoning the race. Oh, well. Take care, Kuroboom. Sorry to see you..." "Oh. Damn. I forgot about all those land mines and anti-aircraft batteries scattered around the edges of the track. Did I never clarify that abandoning the race isn't an option? Wow. Silly me, huh? All right, well, tortoise soup to whoever can find a nice big chunk of Edgar. Meanwhile, the race carries on into..." THE EIGHTH LAP!
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 13, 2009 0:34:06 GMT -5
Not wanting to chance it so close to the end Bulbs did the exact same thing as last time.
Except this time he was doing a hand stand on Epona's back.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 13, 2009 0:37:56 GMT -5
Kuro shielded Edgar with his body and was blown away, however Edgar was blasted to safety. As Kuro lay there bleeding and torn in two dying exactly the way he never wanted to, he cursed Potato for not honoring his wish to simply walk away. Blood eventually flowed into the only eye he had left and he could no longer see. He would have called for help, but he knew there was no saving him... This was the end and he was at least happy Edgar survived. As the blood continued to flow from his countless shrapnel wounds and from what was left of his abdomen, everything steadily grew quiet until there was nothing.
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Post by SV on Jan 13, 2009 0:38:59 GMT -5
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 13, 2009 0:43:40 GMT -5
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Post by V101 on Jan 13, 2009 0:50:43 GMT -5
amilast?
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Post by V101 on Jan 13, 2009 0:51:57 GMT -5
aw i guess so
at least pot@oh can have hisself a good ol' time writin' my fie-ree death
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 13, 2009 1:09:47 GMT -5
Bulbs looked into his bag and saw he only had one carrot left. He looked at his two competitors then off in the distance where he could see Kuro lying dead.
"Damnit!" he shoved the carrot into Epona's mouth and jerked the reigns sending her speeding off track. The landmines began exploding left and right and explosions were rocking the landscape. Bulbs and his steed managed to avoid them though Bulbs caught a piece of rock in his side.
He grimaced but continued on. As he neared Kuro everything slowed down. A single piano chord wavered through the air before developing into a low harmony that was soon joined by the saddest and deepest guitar twangs ever to accompany a piano. In slow motion Bulbs rather amazingly shifted the saddle so he was now riding on Epona's side with his left hand reaching out for Kuro.
Just as his hand grasped Kuro's lifeless arm normal speed returned to the scene. The piano and the guitar shifted seamlessly to a more rockin beat. Bulbs lifted the dead body into the saddle with him and pulled a bottle out of his carrot bag. Inside a small fairy fluttered her wings rather angrily as she knew what was coming.
Bulbs unplugged the bottle and dumped the fairy onto Kuro. She gave him the finger as her body evaporated, Kuro's wounds healing and life returning to him.
With the last of Epona's speed they burst back onto the track with a final dodged explosion. Having lost a lot of blood, Bulbs found himself becoming woozy.
"You ok Kuro? Don't worry, I'll take you across the finish with me..." Bulbs trailed off as he looked ahead at the track with hazy eyes.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 13, 2009 1:16:30 GMT -5
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE WIRE. AND PHOTU POSTING THE NEXT LAP.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 13, 2009 1:35:51 GMT -5
Kuro looks around dazedly. He was wondering what happened when he saw a fairy flipping him off before disappearing. Bulbs had saved his life from the Evil Mr. Potato Head's traps. "Thanks," he said earnestly. He waved at Edgar in the distance, making a note to collect him after the race.
Wondering how he could repay Bulbs, Kuro was struck with inspiration. Grabbing the bow off of Bulbs' back, he began firing ice arrows at SV's team.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 13, 2009 1:46:31 GMT -5
OOR: Part of me really want's to message SV on facebook and form some sort of Post Race Conspiracy lol
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 13, 2009 1:51:40 GMT -5
You should ban SV for the next 24 hours.
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Post by SV on Jan 13, 2009 2:03:15 GMT -5
NOOO T_T
He'll probably just wait until early tomorrow when I'll still be asleep =/
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 13, 2009 2:09:28 GMT -5
I wouldn't do that to you.
In fact, I can't.
I mean about the banning.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 13, 2009 2:11:15 GMT -5
Tomorrow will be a very unproductive day for those two.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 13, 2009 2:12:04 GMT -5
But I have classes... and work....
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Post by SV on Jan 13, 2009 2:17:50 GMT -5
You might still have a chance. Maybe.
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