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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 11, 2009 19:14:28 GMT -5
OOR: It appears that only DL and Boom are left... I'm sorry to say it, but 'boom might get eliminated!
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Post by SV on Jan 11, 2009 19:22:55 GMT -5
SV beheld Lee's racquet in awe. He might not be going faster, but he sure was flying cooler.
She was then struck in the head repeatedly by a stream of carrots from El, but the barrage ceased as he fell back to apologize.
"It's all good, BFF. No worries." She smiled at him to show that there were no hard feelings, then picked a carrot up from the floor of her chariot and cut it into snack-sized sticks on Lee's racquet blades.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 12, 2009 0:36:09 GMT -5
Edgar continued his slow and steady pace which was sure to win the race. However, the environment had other plans as Edgar stubbed his foot on a rock and made whatever noise distressed tortoises make. Kuro called down to Edgar and asked, "Are you okay there, little buddy? We can quit if you want to; your health is more important than this race." Edgar, with a look of reptilian determination, shook his leathery head "No." Injury or not, he would go as far in this race as his mighty tortoise legs would carry him and his owner.
Edgar lowered his head and really picked up the pace, moving from a slow crawl to a very slow walk, and plowed forward at unimpressive speeds to glory.
Edit: Fuck you guard! Also, I'd like to give a big "FUCK YOU" to those fucking terrorists that tried to kill me this morning. They shot a fucking rocket at our base and it landed like 50m away from my guard tower.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jan 12, 2009 0:51:43 GMT -5
Sensing that he was going to loose the race, DL took action before any odd fate could befall hime. With a jaw muscle like moving steel and a will unlike any other, DL began to feast on his mount until it was no more. DL held his hand high in the air for he was no the new god of the Pastafarians.
"I SHALL RIDE AGAIN, JUST WAIT AND SEE!!!"
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 12, 2009 0:52:23 GMT -5
Ohhh man, that sucks. I'm really glad to hear that you're okay.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jan 12, 2009 1:18:11 GMT -5
All of those damn Rockets and their theiving ways. That's why all of the American Pikachus are over there kicking ass and taking names from those bastards!!
In all seriousness, I'm glad that you're ok.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 12, 2009 1:43:29 GMT -5
"Well! Quite a surprise here -- it's Elliot on his broomstick who's soaring past the start line first this time! I wonder where Kuroboom is... Is that him? No, that's Bulbs in second place... he and Epona have been bouncing all around the pack... All right, I see SV on her chariot coming around the bend... This is the first time her standing has dropped, but it's only by one slot, so she's -- oh, there goes Lee on his now somewhat dangerous-looking tennis racquet. Still holding onto fourth place... where is that Kuroboom? Well, here's V101 at any rate, cruising along with her usual ease in the Falcon -- ah, look, there's the tortoise; Kuroboom's okay, but his fans look terribly disappointed at the turn his luck has taken. Seems there's only one contestant remaining, and that's DL... hang on... I see DL... but where's the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That isn't -- that isn't a chunk of meatball on DL's chin, is it? Has he done the unthinkable? Has he eaten the Flying Spaghetti Monster? This is unbelievable! The spectators don't even know what to say! And yet -- wait -- there's something descending from above -- something yellow and stringy! Can it be? It's the second coming of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He has been born again to reign over noodles everywhere! And he doesn't look happy with DL. Oh -- DL's running now -- but the Monster doesn't look ready to forgive him -- oh no -- duck -- !" "Oh man, I can't believe DL became, and was successively annihilated by, the god of pasta. This is some turn of events! But whatever, who cares because the point is that there are only six contestants left as we head into..." THE FIFTH LAP!
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Post by SV on Jan 12, 2009 1:45:45 GMT -5
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 12, 2009 1:47:32 GMT -5
"TIME TO FLY!" Lee hit another concealed button, and speakers on his racquet began blaring Running in the 90's by Max Coveri.
"LOL, OVERBOOST!" Lee shot through the new spaghetti monster, passing through its clutches like a serrated knife through overcooked pasta. He extended a hand, pointing towards the finish line, and shouted again.
"LOL, FIRST PLACE!" He bellowed, oblivious to other competitors.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jan 12, 2009 1:47:44 GMT -5
A massive image of DL's head appeared high about the stands and laughed in a low roar.
"REVENGE!!"
And with that everyone in the crowd made BM in there pants, and all was well.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 12, 2009 1:50:45 GMT -5
Bulbs had now fashioned a rather intriguing device. His plan was to catch one of SV's cheetah jet thingys and attach to Epona.
He sat there on the back of his horse with a long stick, at the end was a string with a carrot tied to the end.
"Here SV, here girl."
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Post by V101 on Jan 12, 2009 1:54:34 GMT -5
hey
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Post by V101 on Jan 12, 2009 1:56:39 GMT -5
oh geez i have a feeling i'm going to lose. i'll be gone from 9:30am until probably midnight or so, with no internet. unless i take my ipod to class but i'll probably forget it.
just so everyone knows exactly when i cannot get online.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 12, 2009 1:58:45 GMT -5
Edgar, still hobbling along was at least able to complete the lap before Elliot.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 12, 2009 2:01:44 GMT -5
Did El just lose? lol
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Post by SV on Jan 12, 2009 2:24:01 GMT -5
NO NOT MY BFF! T_T
SV mourned her BFF's loss. Not that he died. He'd just lost the race. She sincerely hoped that after Pohatu nuked him in the next lap, he would reincarnate in her chariot so they could cross the finish line together as BFFs should do.
SV made a face. "That makes it sound like we're sleeping together again..." she said to herself.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 12, 2009 2:26:11 GMT -5
It'll be okay
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 12, 2009 2:32:57 GMT -5
"LO-Um... El? El?" Lee's crazed dash was disrupted by pausing to see what happened to his flying companion.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 12, 2009 10:39:38 GMT -5
Damn my not being online in time! D:
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 12, 2009 11:35:34 GMT -5
"All right, I see SV has picked up the slack and finally done what she's been aiming to do since the competition started. There goes her chariot, now in the lead. Ah, and Lee's back into his typical second place, after putting his racquet into overdrive to surpass Elliot and Bulbs... good, good... speaking of which, there's Bulbs, who seems to be offering a carrot and trying to close with SV's cheetahs... not sure what's going on there. Okay, I see V101 having no trouble as usual -- and Kuroboom, still struggling to recover from his slip last lap. His tortoise is pushing across the start line... all right, and that's just Elliot left. Funny how people are going from first to last in this race, huh? Oh, all right, there he is -- come on, Elliot, what happened this time? Here he comes -- now wait a minute -- why is his broomstick jerking around so much? And why did I not see the innuendo in that until now? Well, anyway, that broomstick is kickin' like a bucking bronco! Elliot's doing all he can to hold on, but I'm guessing someone put a hex on his vehicle! Voldemort, are you out there, you sly dog? Look, just because he's wearing glasses doesn't mean he's H--" "Oh. Um. Elliot just exploded. I guess Voldemort thought Avada Kedavra wasn't flashy enough for this one. Okay. Let's just hope Joe Jonas is already in hell and move on to..." THE SIXTH LAP!
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 12, 2009 11:39:07 GMT -5
Edgar seemed to have recovered from his toe stubbing incident and was making his way forward as fast as his tortoise legs would take him. Kuro gave him a pat on the shell for his resilience and was determined to make up for the lost ground from the previous 2 laps.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 12, 2009 11:45:38 GMT -5
dangit
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Post by V101 on Jan 12, 2009 12:56:25 GMT -5
haaay
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 12, 2009 13:14:32 GMT -5
"It's all SV and Lee now." Bulbs said to Kuro as he trotted up next to him.
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Post by SV on Jan 12, 2009 16:02:12 GMT -5
SV had long since fallen for Bulbs's carrot ruse. She had not surrendered one of her jet packs, but she had slowed to nearly a crawl so as to enjoy the carrot as it should be enjoyed, therefore letting Bulbs pass her.
She wondered briefly what was up with carrots lately; SV didn't even care for carrots that much.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 12, 2009 16:53:20 GMT -5
Lee decided to be classy, and kamikazed the audience with his bladed racquet set to "Blend".
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