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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 10, 2009 18:03:17 GMT -5
Totally sticking around tonight so I'm not last.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 10, 2009 18:27:22 GMT -5
Yeah I have a date, so if I lose.... totally worth it.
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Post by SV on Jan 10, 2009 20:21:36 GMT -5
Hwa?
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jan 10, 2009 22:59:14 GMT -5
Que??
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 11, 2009 0:37:41 GMT -5
" Kuroboom has pulled the lead again on that outstanding Galapagos Tortoise of his! He seems to have taken out a fat fellow who had breached the race track, possibly with intent to sabotage a racer. Good on Kuroboom for addressing that problem. And once again there's Lee as the second in the lineup. Will he overtake Kuroboom on the next lap? Bulbs is clearly making up for his slow start -- he's pushing Epona faster than ever -- oh, and there's Elliot, also putting forth a much better show this time around. I see SV's pulling out all the stops on this one, though... she's not going to go down easy, folks. Ah, there's DL and V101... they've slipped up a bit, they were fourth and third in the last lap, respectively... but they'll catch up, no doubt. Who do we have left. Asmo and Kevin, probably the race's two greatest underdogs now that Kuroboom's steed has proved his speed... Kevin, where are you, buddy, oh look, there he is -- coming around that corner really fast there -- take it easy, Kevin, you're still in -- wait -- the underwear -- Kevin's maneuvering is looking out of wack -- the underwear's magic seems to be going haywire -- oh no -- ! That sharp turn there must have left skid marks in his underwear! He's out of control! He's -- he's veering into the stands -- !" "There goes Kevin... and a significant chunk of our spectators. Ah, well, they paid for their tickets, we didn't need them anymore. Ah, I see Asmo keepin' on truckin' in those strikingly fruity small running shorts. Keep up the pace, Asmo, because it's the start of..." THE THIRD LAP!
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 11, 2009 0:40:12 GMT -5
Once again, Edgar slowly crawls across the line to complete another lap. Still munching on his lettuce, Edgar steadily plowed forward while Kuro dropped banana peels behind him strategically as he went along.
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Post by SV on Jan 11, 2009 1:44:10 GMT -5
SV pulled up along side Bulbs and gave him a mean, hungry look. "You owe me a carrot," she growled before swerving around him.
With her cheetahs' jetpacks still activated, she had the speed boost she needed to clear the second lap before those racers who so recently were far ahead of her. Up ahead in the distance, she could see Kuro on his tortoise. It appeared he was throwing something behind him. These discarded items proved to be banana peels, which SV hit, sending her into a spin.
She recovered quickly, not losing much ground, and deployed a retaliatory red shell in Kuro's general direction. With this delay, she reasoned, it was safe to cut off the cheetahs' jet-power. After all, she was up against a turtle now. It would be best to save her jet fuel for later.
"How is Kuro so far ahead of the rest of us of a damned tortoise, anyway?" SV thought aloud to herself. "Hm...he probably joined Pohatu's harem..."
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 11, 2009 2:44:14 GMT -5
The Red Shell hit Edgar, and he spun around at his slow, tortoisey pace before continuing on the race. Kuro could see SV trying vainly to catch up to him and Edgar, but he knew this lap was his. P.S. Here's me and Edgar:
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 11, 2009 8:31:25 GMT -5
Elliot jumped up to stand on his broomstick, then slowly tightrope-walked across the rope joining his broomstick to the chariot. Despite his pockets being full of who knows what, and a heavy spellbook, he kept his balance and jumped into the chariot smoothly.
Landing flat on his face. But at least he made it to the chariot, right?
"Hi BFF, d'you want me to magic up some carrots?" Elliot offered. "And thanks for commenting my fic!"
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 11, 2009 9:09:17 GMT -5
Lee returned to the track, snacking on some chicken.
"Wait? What? Huh? What's going on here? I was getting dinner," Lee shrugged and popped a chicken wing in his mouth.
"At least I have chicken..." Lee inhaled deeply, and then pressed on the overboost button.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!" He bellowed, his voice echoing over the sonic boom as he shot back into the race.
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Post by V101 on Jan 11, 2009 9:13:01 GMT -5
hay post race
gotta get back to work =\
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 11, 2009 12:08:18 GMT -5
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 11, 2009 13:00:34 GMT -5
Bulbs had been looking at a magazine when SV pulled up next to him.
"I'm just looking at it for the articles! I swear- oh... sorry force of habit...." he looked down sheepishly and discarded the magazine. He listened intently as she threatened him about more carrots and then sped off.
"Lets do this Epona," he said shoving what he thought was another carrot into her mouth.
Immediately Epona slowed to a crawl. Racers sped past the puzzled Bulbs.
"What's the matter?" he asked his steed.
Epona turned her head and Bulbs saw the end of a Slim Jim sticking out of her mouth.
"Dangit all!" he bellowed as he ripped it from her jaw and tossed a carrot into her waiting mouth. He was nearly bucked off as she sped across the line.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 11, 2009 13:44:56 GMT -5
It's down to DL and Asmo. Will the FSM be defeated!? On a side note, I really think I'm gonna lose this game. I have guard for the next week from midnight to 8am my time.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 11, 2009 15:02:16 GMT -5
-Camel Stomped-
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Post by SV on Jan 11, 2009 16:56:51 GMT -5
"Sure thing," SV replied to her BFF, reaching her hand out for carrots. Now that she thought about it, it was only natural that El was now in third place if she was in second and he was riding shotgun. Funny how these things work out, yeah?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 11, 2009 17:39:14 GMT -5
"Gee, I thought I woulda lost this by now..." Lee eased in behind the other competitors. He was losing ground, but he had his eyes on the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
"Pasta old windbag!" He shouted back, and drew a spaghetti fork. Leaping from his craft, he proceeded to dance along side it, doing roughly the speed of sound.
"What dance is that?" A spectator asked in awe.
"The hustle!" Lee responded as he boomed by. He began working his elbows harder, partying like it was 1999, until he passed his racquet. Jumping up, he leapt off of the craft, kicking its handle downwards.
The device shot upwards, and Lee caught it in midair. He rose up, hanging onto it until he was a good fifty feet above the rest of the racers, bar V101, and then lobbed the fork into the air.
"AND SPIKE!" Lee toggled the jets, slamming into the dining implement with a vicious overhand serve. The fork took flight with distinctive twang of high cultured silverware being fired from the stratosphere with a tennis racquet, and flew straight at the spaghetti monster's ancient, tomato sauce encrusted visage...
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jan 11, 2009 18:07:10 GMT -5
The noodle rides again!!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 11, 2009 18:08:28 GMT -5
Lee sighed and shook his fist at Asmodius's fruity shorts. Realizing the DL had evaded his attack because he had been struggling to pass Asmo, Lee decided that it was a good thing Asmo would be the next to have a catastrophic pants failure.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 11, 2009 18:26:35 GMT -5
"Simply astonishing how Kuroboom has managed to hold the lead for three laps in a row. And SV has been powering through the ranks and is now whizzing by in second place... She's done nothing but improve her standing since the race began. Ah, and there's Elliot -- likewise, now in third place, he's only pushed further and further up as the race has gone on. Poor Lee, on the other hand, has slipped to fourth, but that's enough to see him safely through this lap. I see V101 passing overhead; she's still wavering around the middle of the pack ever since her strong start. It's all on Bulbs, Asmo and DL now. Well, there's Bulbs and Epona passing the start line... good, good, although the Slim Jim mixup seems to have cost him a lot in terms of his standing in the lineup. Oh -- I see DL -- poor guy's been falling behind ever since the first lap. The Flying Spaghetti Monster must be running out of steam... seems to be moving along okay though... and there he goes. So that's just Asmo we're waiting on. Asmo? Wait, here he comes -- and someone's following him -- what? It's Annanias, one of Kevin's RP characters... he must have contracted Annanias to go after whoever edged out Kevin at the end of a lap. I mean, I'm just saying, because Annanias is pelting Asmo with melons and oranges pretty relentlessly. What's that? He's shouting "I'll show you fruity, you jerk!" And look -- he's got a pineapple which is -- glowing? -- oh no -- Asmo, dodge it, quick -- it's gonna blow -- !" " Asmo is out! Yes, he was hit clean upside the head with an explosive pineapple! I can see our spectators getting showered with bits of pineapple and Asmo's flesh. And, of course, flecks of those really unbelievably fruity small running shorts. Anyway, Annanias seems to have disappeared -- he's done what he came for -- and now we begin..." THE FOURTH LAP!
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 11, 2009 18:27:01 GMT -5
Elliot, seeing Asmo's untimely demise, decided it was time to step it up a notch and jumped right back on to his broom, which was a pretty impressive jump considering they were movign at who knew what speed. He pulled the rope slightly, causing it to jump back in to his pocket, and quickly sped off.
"Sorry BFF, but I wanna win!" He shouted back to SV.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 11, 2009 18:30:57 GMT -5
Bulbs loaded a couple of more carrots into Epona's mouth. Once more she tore off down the track and managed to pass nearly everyone. Contently, he switched his sitting position so his back was against Epona's back. Using her neck as a pillow he relaxed and watched the others behind him.
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Post by SV on Jan 11, 2009 18:34:15 GMT -5
SV slowed, watching Asmo's untimely demise unfold before her eyes. She and her team became disheartened; she had been a fan of Asmo for as long as she'd e-known him. But she couldn't let this tragedy stop her.
She had long since passed DL and his flying spaghetti monster, and those carrots still sounded pretty darn tasty. She turned to ask her BFF for them just in time to see him and his broom stick shoot by her and over Kuro's head into first place.
SV hastily re-engaged the jet pack system, also passing Kuro. "BFF!" she shouted. "Where are my carrots?!"
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 11, 2009 18:51:23 GMT -5
Lee carefully maneuvered around the debris. He had risked too much trying to attack DL, and now his rank was compromised. Well, no matter. He'd just need to FLY HARDER.
He pushed a button, and blades grew from the head of his racquet. Well, he wasn't going faster, but at least he was flying cooler.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 11, 2009 19:06:26 GMT -5
"Oh, hang on BFF!" Elliot shouted back, pulling out his spell book again. Once more, he chanted nonsense words, this time hoping beyond hope that he got the spell right. He kind of did, too. While SV got her carrots, there was also an alarming number of them blasting from the tail of his broom, and the back of SV's chariot. It was like some kind of carrot trap.
"Oh, er..." Elliot said, swerving so he was flying alongside SV. "I think it went wrong, BFF."
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Post by V101 on Jan 11, 2009 19:11:39 GMT -5
wat
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