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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 9, 2009 14:58:34 GMT -5
Lee leans down, putting his full weight into his racquet's front. He pondered for a moment how he could turn his jets off, realized he had forgotten to make an off switch, and dismissed it. He drew down, closer to the ground. Not that he'd be any safer or go any faster, but it looked much cooler to kick up a colossal cloud of dust in everybody else's faces.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 9, 2009 16:06:44 GMT -5
OOC - I was in the middle typing a post out "explaining" what took Bulbs so long but then I had to go to break. So make sure you go back and check out my post on page 2. Do it Now!
BIC - “Epona! Hurry up or I will send you to a glue factory instead of back to Hyrule!” Bulbs yelled as he prodded the back of his horses head with a carrot.
Haughtily Epona twisted her head around and snatched the carrot out of Bulbs hand with her teeth. With a resounding crunch she sped past a lot of the opposition in a single spurt.
“So Lee,” Bulbs said as he neared his opponent, “What do you think Kuro feeds that turtle?”
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 9, 2009 16:13:16 GMT -5
"It's a TORTOISE, DAMN IT!" Kuro yelled from far ahead.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 9, 2009 16:19:17 GMT -5
"Apparently he feeds his turtle tortoises," Lee shrugged again, holding onto his racquet with his teeth.
"Of course, that's kinda like cannibalism, but then again, you are what you eat..."
"Omigosh. So his turtle is a tortoise because he feeds it tortoises... making it into a cannibal! That is so messed up. But that also means I'm yogurt, right?" Lee prodded himself in the ear with the spoon.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 9, 2009 16:35:06 GMT -5
"Right......."
Bulbs pulled slightly on the reigns to steer Epona off to the right and leave a nice gap between him and the crazy person.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 9, 2009 16:38:53 GMT -5
"HEY, BRING YOUR CARROT BACK OVER HERE!"
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 9, 2009 16:47:46 GMT -5
Bulbs pretended not to listen.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 9, 2009 16:55:59 GMT -5
"Fuck!" Elliot exclaimed!
Editted version, just so i got in before everyone else.
"Fuck!" Elliot exclaimed as the first of the contestants was eliminated. Quickly, he darted so that he was flying alongside Lee, his spellbook out again. Sure, the last two spells hadn't worked, but when did that ever stop him? Once again chanting nonsense words, this time with the intention of making the Millennium Falcon, which he was about to say as 'Millennium Fountain', blow up. However, that didn't work and all that happened was the inexplicable appearence of a flying monkey, sat on the end of his broom.
"Well, I'll be damned."
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 9, 2009 16:59:29 GMT -5
"OHMYGOSH! YOU BLOCKED CLICKER!" Lee yelled in response.
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Post by SV on Jan 9, 2009 17:04:52 GMT -5
A green blur shot by SV, kicking up a cloud of dust; she reined her cheetahs in so as to avoid losing control of them. As the dust settled, she could just make out Bulbs astride his noble steed. In his hand was a gleaming carrot. SV was still hungry, and while the flying spaghetti monster was deliciously aromatic, now was the time for an appetizer.
Her hand fell to the control panel of her chariot, to a large red button. She pressed it and snapped her lines. Almost immediately, a pleasant lady-pilot-y voice announced, "Rocket boosters activated. Initiating jet packs in five...four...three..."
At the head of the pack, Wilma Rudolph leapt into the air, tucking her paws in beneath her. The rest of the team followed her lead. Just as gravity began to kick in, the jet packs roared into life. The chariot shot forward, easily closing the gap between SV and the other racers. She swerved around her BFF with ease, gaining on Bulbs and Epona with every second.
"I WANT THAT CARROT!" she shouted hungrily.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 9, 2009 17:21:31 GMT -5
Figuring he had enough of a lead, Kuro jumped on Edgar's back to make him stop and moments later, a very dizzy tortoise emerged from the shell. "Sorry, buddy, have some extra lettuce and some dramamine," he said after pulling the feed bag out of his backpack and fitting it over Edgar's mouth. Edgar resumed his slow, crawling pace to complete the next lap as Kuro wiped plumber guts off of Edgar's shell.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 9, 2009 17:54:19 GMT -5
"SV! Come back!" Elliot roared, leaning low on his broomstick and trying to catch up to his BFF. "Hold on! I need to hitch a ride for a bit! And you, get the hell off my broomstick! Do you know how many attempts it took to get this thing to fly?!" He swatted at the monkey's head, knocking it sideways off his broom, then swerved round so he was flying alongside SV.
"Hey BFF. I'm hitching a ride," Elliot said simply, pulling out a length of rope he had been intending to use at the after party. He decided that it would be better used today, though, and threw it at the chariot, where it magically knotted itself firmly. "Cheers BFF!"
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Post by SV on Jan 9, 2009 18:03:30 GMT -5
"Sure thing," SV replied. "There's always room for my BFF." She glanced briefly at the rope and wondered what the hell kind of after-party El was planning on going to later, but decided the carrot was more important and focused on it instead.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jan 9, 2009 23:36:13 GMT -5
"The noodles shall not be defeated!!!"
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Post by Hated Aries on Jan 10, 2009 0:33:50 GMT -5
I call bull. I wasn't even on from 9:30 last night until just right now And technically, I didn't post LAST in that round. I didn't post at all. Therefore, through my amazing awesome logic, I reappear in a DeLorean. Yea, I went and made a time-travelling DeLorean, then came into the race... BOOYAH.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 10, 2009 0:41:28 GMT -5
Well you would have been last by default.
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Post by Hated Aries on Jan 10, 2009 1:37:05 GMT -5
Maybe, but I still call shenanigans. Plus, I have a DeLorean, an orange safety jacket, and some sunglasses. Do you really think you'll stop me?
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Post by SV on Jan 10, 2009 1:40:08 GMT -5
Um. Yeah, actually.
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Post by Hated Aries on Jan 10, 2009 1:50:48 GMT -5
Give me a couple dozen yards, and I'll hit 88, and make sure you were never born! MWAHAHA!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 10, 2009 1:55:21 GMT -5
It's not about you and Jennifer, you two turn out fine. It's about your kids, Marty. Something has to be done about your kids!
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Post by V101 on Jan 10, 2009 2:03:37 GMT -5
o hay not too l8?
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 10, 2009 11:11:26 GMT -5
As Epona trotted along Bulbs heard something uproariously gaining behind him. He looked over his shoulder and saw SV in a crazed frenzy of cheetah thrust power.
"F***!" he exclaimed.
He fumbled with his carrot and shoved it into Epona's mouth, who gagged in surprise in only the way a horse can. Immediately the steed shot off and away from SV and her madness.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 10, 2009 14:26:36 GMT -5
Looks like it's between Kevin and Ass-mode now.
WHO WILL WIN!? Magic underwear or fruity little running shorts?
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Post by asmo on Jan 10, 2009 15:08:00 GMT -5
beep
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 10, 2009 15:16:21 GMT -5
That answers that.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 10, 2009 17:55:08 GMT -5
Werephotu?
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