Post by ch00beh on Jan 1, 2011 22:28:48 GMT -5
PREVIOUSLY ON THE EXODUS...
"What do you mean we can't run the Lugiasian Awards this year?!"
"We don't have the time, and I don't have my pants on. Hold on, I have to not post in the RP."
"Fine! I'll run the awards myself. With hookers. And blackjack. You know what? Forget the hookers!"
-BWAAAAMP-
"Oh ch00beh. It's cute that you think you can top the host with the most. Aha. Ha. Ha. Release the Kraken."
-BWAAAAMP-
"How long have I been stranded here without the wifis? Too long..."
-BWAAAAMP-
"Moses! The Pharoah says we have to blow this popsicle stand."
-BWAAAAMP-
"We're almost home. Wait... Lee? What are you doing on the plane? Hey! Stop pushing me! What are you—"
-BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP-
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CRASH
Okay, I'm good, I'm good. Wait, where am I?
"What do you mean we can't run the Lugiasian Awards this year?!"
"We don't have the time, and I don't have my pants on. Hold on, I have to not post in the RP."
"Fine! I'll run the awards myself. With hookers. And blackjack. You know what? Forget the hookers!"
-BWAAAAMP-
"Oh ch00beh. It's cute that you think you can top the host with the most. Aha. Ha. Ha. Release the Kraken."
-BWAAAAMP-
"How long have I been stranded here without the wifis? Too long..."
-BWAAAAMP-
"Moses! The Pharoah says we have to blow this popsicle stand."
-BWAAAAMP-
"We're almost home. Wait... Lee? What are you doing on the plane? Hey! Stop pushing me! What are you—"
-BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP-
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CRASH
Okay, I'm good, I'm good. Wait, where am I?
Oh!
Welcome ladies and ladies, girls and girls, me and everyone else, to the one, the only
!!2010 LUGIASIAN AWARDS!!
It's good to see all of you again in "this" year's awards ceremony. I'm your host, the one and only ch00beh, snarker extraordinaire, taking over for those other hosts who are off doing... stuff? Idk. Whatever.
Anyway, I see some new faces in the crowd who may not know what exactly is going on. Basically every year, we here at Archipelago Exodus host an awards ceremony to recognize the year's highlights and rejoice in its pitfalls. Traditionally, the awards are held through December and ends on the New Year.
Unfortunately, you may have noticed that we're running late due to shenanigans, but that doesn't change the fact that we're in for an exciting new year with more ludicrous awards than before. Since we're a bit late, though, and also because I'm running the show, we're going to be doing things a little differently this year. Instead of the usual preliminary round to determine what awards are are going to be voted on, followed by nominations, I'm going to be smashing these two phases together. Because that's what I'm all about: efficiency. And getting things done on time. Yeah.
So here's how it's going to roll:
The phases will be split into the PrelimNoms for two weeks, then voting for another two weeks. Those are soft dates, and I'll adjust depending on how quickly one finishes/doesn't finish.
For the prelimNoms, I will list the various awards that we've always done as well as several awards that the staff has thought was a good idea. Everyone is free to pitch their own awards as well. Additionally to all that, everyone is allowed to nominate an arbitrary amount of people for any given award. Both ideas for new awards and nominations can be done via public posting or PM. Doesn't matter to me, but it'd probably be preferable to post publicly so you can start rallying support for your cause.
Awards that receive at least two different people nominated to them will stay, and every other nomination, confirmed or not, get to jump on the wagon. Awards that do not will be stricken from the list and will not pass go nor receive a pity $200. Group consensus is so crazy.
From then on it's business as usual with the voting, except I'll probably just skip tallying the votes and give all the awards to Terezi to piss off the Team Vriska. We also have an exciting panel of experts to predict awards, with Lee and SV returning from last year, and Pohatu and Elliot joining the mix this year.
So! Without further ado (that's the right one, right?) the awards!
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS
aka who are the people we should know
Friendliest Member - Who do you think is the friendliest member of the Exodus? [Last year's winner: SV]
Funniest Member - Who do you think is the funniest person on Exy? [Last year's winner: Bulbs]
Happiest Member - blah blah happiest blah blah [Last year's winner: Kevin]
Coolest Member - Who is the totes raddest cat around? [Last year's winner: Asmo]
Smartest Member - This is more book smarts than those other kinds of smarts. [Last year's winner: Lee]
Wisest Member - We accept all positive definitions of "wise" here. [Last year's winner: Kuroboom]
Most Dedicated Member - Same goes for definitions of "dedicated" [Last year's winner: Blood]
Most Creative Member - Whether it be writing, art, or just plain talking, who is the most creative about? [Last year's winner: Everyone]
Best Artist - But of course we have the more specific awards as well. [Last year's winner: Qzumaki]
Best Writer - Here too [Last year's winner: Ninety]
Handsomest Member - We at Exy pride ourselves on being the hottest motherfuckers on the internet. But who is the king of kings? [Last year stricken]
Loveliest Member - And who is the fairest of us all? [Last year stricken]
Best Role Model - hahahaha this one is totally getting stricken I'm calling it now [Last year's winner: no one]
Most Improved Member - Who has gone from bad to okay, or terrible to wonderful, or anything in between? (just as long as it's an upward slope) [Last year's winner: Qzumaki]
Most Missed Member - Shed a tear for someone lately? Or at least had a vague sense of pining? Or maybe you just felt a cold lump where your soul should be. The point is, we had a lot of people disappear this year. [Last year's winner: 1nafutahop]
Best Couple - What's the best Exy ship? [Last year's winner: Last year stricken]
Best Two-Minute Member: What newbie flitted in then flickered out sooner than it took to register but left the imprint in your mind akin to an elephant stepping on your face? [Last year's winner: Soulkeeper Julia]
Biggest Penis: Self explanatory. [Last year's winner: Kazkame]
THE RAZZIES
aka who should we all stay the eff away from.
Most Annoying Member - The most grating of us all [Last year's "winner": Loogs]
Grumpiest Member - Who has the deepest stick shoved in their butt? [Last year's "winner": Pohatu]
Most Depressing Member - Who makes you just want to cry and meh. [Last year's "winner": Kara]
Strangest Member - wat wat wat wat [Last year's "winner": ch00bs]
Least Dedicated Member - Who just kind of putzes around not doing anything? [Last year's "winner": Rupert]
Biggest Procrastinator - I wonder who last year's winner was. [Last year's "winner": I'll get back to you "as soon as" Pohatu figures out how to break the tie between Lee and Lee]
Most Impatient Member - Who is ready to throw hissy fits at a moment's wait? [Last year's "winner": Prime]
Worst Role Model - We all win this one. [Last year's "winner": Drunkhatu]
Most Run-Down Member - The opposite of most improved. Who has gone from pretty sweet to terribad? [Last year's "winner": Lee]
Biggest Drama Magnet - UGHH I can't believe this member would totally do that thing! [Last year's "winner": Loogs]
Most Infamous Member - The epitome of "stay the eff away" [Last year stricken]
Most Likely to Die an Untimely Death - Who is going to get attacked by people that they've pissed off? Or who just has terrible luck? [Last year stricken]
Scariest Member - Who makes you poop just thinking about them? [Last year's winner: Kyutiepie]
THE PULITZERS
aka the general board stuff, though it's been a pretty quiet year in terms of all this stuff
Best Post - Self explanatory [Last year's winner: Pohatu graduates from critiquing fiction to critiquing human interaction]
Best Topic - Also self explanatory [Last year's winner: RP Tropes]
Best Board - What is it even WITH all these SELF-EXPLANATORY awards [Last year's winner: RP Discussion]
Best Fic - Yep. [Last year's winner: Somewhere Between Life and Death]
Best Image - Okay this one is a little ambiguous so I guess i'll explain that this is any old image posted on the boards, including google image searched responses and original works. [Last year's winner: hot!Blaise]
Best Avatar - Yup x2 [Last year's winner: Lee]
Best Signature - Yup x4 (we're multiplying here) [Last year's winner: Pohatu]
Best Alternate Name - We here at the exodus sure do love changing our display names. [Last year's winner: ಠ_ಠ]
Best Skin - We also love making a ton of skins. I think this was a good year for skins, what with the purge and whatnot. [Last year's winner: Parchment]
Best Fad - Weak year for fads and memes, though we did have a few. [Winner of all time: Magikarp Rain]
Best Posting Game - I don't know how the scrap heap's been doing. Place is off limits. [Last year's winner: Post Race]
Most House Spirit - Veeery weak year for houses. It was stricken last year, so it'll probably be stricken this year again. [Last year stricken]
Best Wiki Article - we have a wiki! And some articles were posted in it this year, though they were mostly about Aleta (toot toot). [Last year's winner: Accusations of Pohatucentric bias on Archipedia]
Best Event/b] - Did we even have any events in 2010? [Last year's winner: Bulbabomb]
Best New Board Concept - Mostly RP related concepts. What a surprise. [Last year's winner: Ishkabibble]
Best Spambot - Yup x8 [Last year stricken]
Best Post Racer - There was that one contest with the stuff and the racing. [Last year's winner: SV]
Worst Contest - Oh boy did we have a lot of failed contests this year. [Last year's winner: House Sumo Wrestling]
Best Formspring: Self explanatory. [New award]
THE OSCARS
aka post in the rp. This has been a pretty heavy RP year, so Pohatu made a gigantic-ass list of new awards which I'm just going to copy and paste instead of rewriting everything he said. Please link to relevant posts/topics when nominating
-start pohatuSez-
RP Awards
Best Recent RP – Pretty self-explanatory. Cast your vote here for the best RP to have started within the past year or so. [Last two winners: Fallfish in 2008; Luxury Train Ride in 2009.]
Best Overall RP – Again, self-explanatory. Which do you think is the best RP of them all? [Last two winners: End Game in 2008; Triannual in 2009.]
Best Short RP – Nominees for this award should only weigh in at three or fewer pages right now (75 or fewer replies). Preferably these would be finished RPs, but ongoing ones are okay too. [New award.]
Best Long RP – Nominees for this award should weigh in at four or more pages (more than 75 replies). Naturally these can definitely still be ongoing. [New award.]
Best RP Post – Choose a single RP post that you think shows exceptional merit. Links with nominations would be much appreciated! [Last year’s winner: End Game finale.]
Best Premise – Which RP do you think had the best conception? Whether in terms of the story hook or other aspects such as mechanics, pick an RP with an excellent premise here. [New award.]
Best Plot – The next logical step from Best Premise. Pick an RP here which you think developed best from its starting point. [New award.]
Best RP Cast – Not to be confused with Best Cast in the RPer section. This is for the RP that you think has the most solid lineup of characters. [New award.]
Best Atmosphere – Every RP, like every other work of fiction, has a distinctive tone and mood, whether actively worked toward or unconsciously accumulated. Which RP’s vibe do you like the best? [New award.]
Best Fight – We here at Archie Exie do like us our fight scenes. And why not? Shit’s fun. Pick your favorite fight here. This is another one where links to the beginnings of the fights would be awesome, unless the entire topic is just a single fight scene. [Last year’s winner: Miko vs. Rick, Summoner Style.]
Best Plot Twist – DUN DUN DUNNN! [Last two winners: Terrian hired by the villains in Triannual, 2008; Rie’s attempted suicide in the End Game finale, 2009.]
Most Creative RP – Pick an RP that really breaks the mold here. Bear in mind a story shouldn’t have to be some crazy formalistic experiment like the crap I run to qualify. [New award.]
Best Subtle Detail - Was there a tiny detail that really needs to be pointed out? Maybe something that almost no one noticed, except for one person who firmly grasped (but with the gentlest soft palms) that detail and rode it into a glorious sunrise?[New award]
Character Awards
Best Recent Character – Another obvious one. Again, new characters from the past year, roughly. [Last two winners: Terrian in 2008; Telrien in 2009.]
Best Overall Character – Yeah, straight up, I think you get the idea. [Last two winners: Zebedee in 2008; Terrian in 2009.]
Best Personality – Aloof? Charming? Psychotic? Serene? Quirky? Mournful? Or maybe a total douchebag? Whoever you think has the greatest personality should get the nom. [Last two winners: Rie in 2008; Nopcsa in 2009.]
Best History – Backstory’s legit. And we’ve gotten some kinda hefty ones this year so that’s cool. [Last two winners: Sly in 2008; Yoshimitsu in 2009.]
Best Powerset – Sorry to exclude the Badass Normals, but this award’s gotta be. Pick your favorite Power here. [Last two winners: Terrian in 2008, Yoshimitsu in 2009.]
Best Protagonist – For the character who best garners our sympathy and compels us to root for them. They don’t need to be a boring ol’ Knight in Shining Armor, though, come on. [New award.]
Best Antagonist – Likewise, you don’t have to be a Complete Monster to be a successful bad guy. Here we honor those we love to hate. Or just hate. Or maybe even just love although we recognize that they are not very good people. [New award.]
Best Comic Character – Another caution against extremes: this winner doesn’t have to be totally frivolous and silly, humor just needs to form some distinct aspect of their appeal. [New award.]
Best Dramatic Character – And one more for the road: the Best Dramatic Character doesn’t have to be all trauma and tragedy twenty-four-seven. Their merit should simply be mostly serious in nature. [New award.]
Best Debut – Not to be confused with Best New Character. Which character do you think had the most striking and memorable introduction? It doesn’t have to have been recently, but links are once again awesome and helpful. [New award.]
Best Development – The complement to Best Debut. Who’s come the farthest from their initial introduction? They grow up so fast. [New award.]
Best Relationship – Replaces Best Couple from last year. The difference is, this doesn’t actually have to be a romantic coupling (fun though shipping may be). Just pick two characters who you think share a really great dynamic, whether friendly, romantic, professional, familial, or even hostile. [Last year’s winner: Natalie/Ender.]
Most Creative Character – Oh shit, here we go. Who’s the creativest of them all? Pay tribute to whoever you think is the forum’s most distinctive and original character here. [New award.]
[SUGGESTED BY SV]Most Underworked Character - Who needs to stop being a lazy p.o.s. and stretch their legs a bit?
Best Character Formspring: Self explanatory.
RPer Awards[/b]
Best Recent RPer – Man I am done explaining these “Best Recent” and “Best Overall” awards. [Last two winners: Pohatu in 2008; Cendra in 2009.]
Best Overall RPer – So totally done. [Last two winners: Lee in 2008; Pohatu in 2009.]
Best Host – Who’s the hostest with the mostest? Pick your favorite RP host here. [Last two winners: Lee in 2008; Lee again in 2009.]
Best Participant – It’s all well and good when you’re guiding the story yourself. But who do you think does the best work in other people’s RPs? I mean an RP with only the host would not even be an RP at all. Think about it. [New award.]
Best Characterizer – For a member who generally puts outstanding effort into fleshing out and developing their characters. Cast size doesn’t have to be large. In fact, you could win this with just one character. [Past winner: Pohatu in 2008.]
Best Cast – For a member whose cast evokes a cohesive, yet diverse, and always entertaining family portrait. [Last year’s winner: Choobs in 2009.]
Most Underworked RPer – Some of us are booked up. But not everyone. Who on the board do you wish participated in more RPs? [New award.]
Most Improved RPer – Another old standby. You guys know the drill. [Last two winners: Clicker in 2008; Blood in 2009.]
Most Creative RPer – Damn, these Most Creative awards are killing me. The suspense! [New award.]
-end pohatuSez-
THE NOBELS
aka these didn't fit anywhere else
Random Just-for-the-Hell-of-Nominating Award - Why not. [Last year's winner: Yellow Skittle]
Lifetime Achievement Award - Who deserves an award for being the best of the best and an outstanding paragon of paragoness? [Last year's winner: Kuroboom][/spoiler]
Alright! Let's get to the preliminominating!
Nominations thus far
Here is the list of every nomination made in this thread, updated as we go. Anything italicized, whether it be a nomination or an award, has not met the minimum requirements to pass to the next round.
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS
*Friendliest Member - *Lee | *BloodWolf | Pohatu | *Tangrow | *SV | *Kara
*Funniest Member - *ch00bs | *Asmo | *Pohatu | *Ninety | Loogs | Biscuit
*Happiest Member - *Kevin | *Tangrow | *SV | Everyone | Stephanitis | Elliot | No one
*Coolest Member - *Biscuit | *Asmo | *V101 | *ch00bs | *Ninety | *Pohatu | *Elliot | *Qzumaki
*Smartest Member - *Lee | *Pohatu | *ch00bs | Ninety | *Biscuit | Bulbs
*Wisest Member - *Lee | *Kuroboom | wowposter
*Most Dedicated Member - *Elliot | *Pohatu | *Lee | Prime | *ch00bs
*Most Creative Member - *Loogs | *Lee | *Pohatu | *Ninety | *Qzumaki
*Best Artist - *Pohatu | *Qzumaki | *Loogs | Stel
*Best Writer - *Loogs | *Pohatu | *Lee | *Ninety | *ch00bs
*Handsomest Member - Kuro | *ch00bs | *Pohatu | *Ninety | etc. | *Rupert | *V101 | wowposter | Elliot | Qzumaki
*Loveliest Member - *Qzumaki | *Loogs | *SV | *iron mouse | *Pohatu | *Lee
Best Role Model - *No one ever | Dunsparce | Elliot
*Most Improved Member - *Prime | *ch00bs | everyone
*Most Missed Member - Wudge | PraetoriteVong | *Drunkhatu | Kimishiro | Hate Diaries | Ninety | *SV | Bulbs | *Iron Mouse | Misty&Vaporeon | Kazkame
*Best Couple - *ch00bs/Pohatu | *Exy/Exy | *Abuse pairings. All of them. | *Jones/ch00bs/Pohatu/Boxbot | *Exodus/Procrastination | Everyone/your mom
Best Two-Minute Member - Carmen | Toru
*Biggest Penis - *SV | *V101 | wowposter | *Pohatu | Ninety
THE RAZZIES
*Most Annoying Member - *Prime | *Loogs Elliot | your mom | ch00bs
Grumpiest Member - Pohatu | Lee | *Prime | Kuroboom
*Most Depressing Member - *Kara | *Kuroboom | *your mother
*Strangest Member - *Pope | *Tangrow | *ch00bs | V101 | everyone
*Least Dedicated Member - *Rupert | *Asmo | *V101 | *Prime | Lee
*Biggest Procrastinator - karuroddimus | SV | *Lee | *Elliot | *Loogs | Bulbs | Ninety | everyone
*Most Impatient Member - *Prime | *Loogs
*Worst Role Model - *Drunkhatu | Kuroboom | *ch00bs | *Andrew Hussie
*Most Run-Down Member - *Loogs | Pohatu | Kuro | *SV | *Blood | *Bulbs
*Biggest Drama Magnet - *Loogs | *Elliot | Pohatu | your mom
*Most Infamous Member - *Lee | *Loogs | *Elliot | *Prime
*Most Likely to Die an Untimely Death - *Elliot | *Kuroboom | *Rupert
Scariest Member - *your mom | Lee
THE PULITZERS
Best Post
*Best Topic - *The Topic Wherein You Prove You Are Not A Spambot | *Villain Advice | *Character Concepts | *World Building | Toru's intro | Sem's intro | *Play-by-plays by ch00bs | Character Captchalogue
*Best Board - *RP Discussion | *ORP | *Househeld | Debates & Matches
*Best Fic - *Magical Realism Pitch the Protoype | *Christmas Songs the Revision
*Best Image - *Williams by Pohatu | *Antonio by Pohatu | Helen by ch00bs | *Helen by Lugiasian | *Still Life by Lugiasian | *Exploding Head by Lugiasian | *Lilly Pad Hands by Lugiasiain | *Queen of Strife by Lugiasian | *Vriska Plushie by Lugiasian | *Swans by Lugiasian | *Rhometer by Lugiasian | *Rance by Toasted Marshmallows | Rance by Penguin Deus | Mark Rohr shows us how to specibus | *Vieve | *Thyra
*Best Avatar - *Loog's Yoshi Has Taco Hair | *ch00b's Terezi Goes Eyeballs | *Pohatu ORP Remix | *Ninety's sexy back
*Best Signature - *Ninety | *Bulbs | Pohatu's what's what | Biscuit's smooth trooper | ch00b's face
*Best Alternate Name - *All of Lee's names | ? | Niji | *Beelzebibble | *Gay'd Yoshi
*Best Skin - *Parchment | Mosaic | Neo Exodus | *Creepy Monotone | *New Era | Space
*Best Fad - Delights | *Verbed Name | *Homestuck references | *I am Niji
*Best Posting Game - Insult the Person Above You in a Rhyming Couplet | *Post Race
Most House Spirit - Alryst | Chester | OLOYLOYLOY
*Best Wiki Article - *The Magite System | *Telaen | Aleta's Suns | *Tal-Hydor
Best Event - *Cyonex is actually Stel
*Best New Board Concept - *Househeld | Aleta
Best Spambot
*Best Post Racer - *ch00bs/Slowbro | *SV | *Kuroboom
Worst Contest - Gambling | Banner Contest | *All of them
*Best Formspring - *Pohatu | *Elliot | *ch00bs | *Lee
THE OSCARS
RP Awards
*Best Recent RP - *Radiance | *Light and Darkness Collide | *Head Games | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Obscured Truth | *Househeld | *Ishkabibble | *Gasoline | It's All Fun and Games[/url | Last Best Hope
*Best Overall RP - *Summoner Style | *Luxury Train Ride | *Crystal Part 2 | *Ishkabibble | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne
*Best Short RP - *An August Luncheon | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Gasoline | Through the Arras
*Best Long RP - *Luxury Train Ride | *Ishkabibble | *Househeld | *Summoner Style
*Best RP Post - *Sly's dream | Flynn vs. Tweak | *"One, what do you see?" | *"Floriferous" | *Helen goes Sestina Saiyan | *Hari shows us the delights of eating dick | Vinnie talks about the nice lady then dies | Lucas is a plumber
*Best Premise - Kaida and the Amarante | *Luxury Train Ride | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Ishkabibble | *Obscured Truth | *Through the Arras | *Radiance | *Light and Darkness Collide | *It's All Fun and Games
*Best Plot - *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Stray Dogs | *Emet | *Gasoline | Last Best Hope | *Ishkabibble
*Best RP Cast - *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Radiance | *Luxury Train Ride | Ishkabibble | Whisper in My Ear | *Obscured Truth |Vermillion Vanguard, minus Price | *Light and Darkness Collide | It's All Fun and Games[/url
*Best Atmosphere - *Ishkabibble | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Entertain the Masses | *Obscured Truth | *Gasoline | *Emet | *Chasing the Mad Rabbit | *Crystal Part 2 | *Last Best Hope | It's All Fun and Games[/url
*Best Fight - *Scar and Lucas get medieval on some flunkies | *Nopcsa vs Sikes | *Vincent vs Everyone | *Prime vs Nopcsa on LTR | *Mandelbrot vs Lucas and Scar | *Julia vs Felix
*Best Plot Twist - *Giguere gets freaky | *Cesare and Prime go at it | Renard watches the surveillance tape | *Mandelbrot's a girl, baby | *ch00bs brings a male character to an all female topic | *It's actually Rhometer | *No ethnic boys, you are the demons |*Vinnie and co are actually redshirts | Past Rie likes knives more than Current Rie | *Rie smiles | *Ender is alive?
*Most Creative RP - *Radiance | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Ishkabibble | *Through the Arras | *Head Games | *Obscured Truth
Character Awards
*Best Recent Character - *Yoon | *Reba | *The Curator | *Kitten | *Renard | *Mayordomo | *Channery | Algernon Breck | Sem | *Waylon Bell | Shiro-kun | Faris and Azim al-Burak | *Huckabee | *Rance
*Best Overall Character - *Yoshimitsu | *Renard | *Huckabee | *Julia/Masquerade |Terrian | *Miko | *Nopcsa | *Blaise | *Sly
*Best Personality - *Ganesh | *Emily | *Kitten | Samm | *Felix | *Julia | *Illiana | Tanner | *Yoon | *Jonas | *Dace | *Channery | Lucas | *Flo | *Hugh
*Best History - *Sem | *Jonas | *Huckabee
*Best Powerset - *Sandman | *The Magite System in Aleta | *Helen | *Channery | *Esther
*Best Protagonist - *Flynn | *Yoshimitsu | *Rie | *Renard | *Illiana | *Natalie | *Terrian
*Best Antagonist - *Orville Giguere | *Commissioner Williams | *Mandelbrot | *Lucas | *Cesare
*Best Comic Character - *Kitten | Emily | *Manager Miko | *Terrian | *Rhometer | *Renard | Lucas | *The Curator | *Cesare | *Faris and Azim al-Burak
*Best Dramatic Character - *Kuro | Illiana | *Antonio | *Sly | *Yoon | *Thyra | *Julia | *Huckabee | *Rance
*Best Debut - *Renard | I Ketut Topan | Finch (need link?) | *Sem | *Waylon | Maydell | *Esther | *Mayordomo |
*Reba | Sandman
*Best Development – *Zebedee | *Kuro | *Illiana | Channery | *Williams | *Yoon | *Prime
*Best Relationship - *Vincent/Yoshi | Helen/Rhys | *Zebedee/Sly| *Scar/Lucas |*Renard/Everyone | *Nopcsa/Prime | *Cesare/Everyone | Ivan/Dimitri | *Renard/Yoon | *Renard/Channery | Julia/Felix | *Yoon/Mayordomo | Kalim/Nugget | Huckabee/Rance | Rho/Hig
*Most Creative Character - *Renard | *Rho&Hig | *Helen | *Esther | Sem | *Sandman
*Most Underworked Character - *Rhys | *Testbug's entire cast | Azshara | Oxley | *Kuro's entire cast | *Vieve
*Best Character Formspring - *Yoon | *Yoshimitsu | Hector
RPer Awards
*Best Recent RPer - *Tangrow | *Sem | *Testbug | *Ninety | *Biscuit | *Stel
*Best Overall RPer - *Elliot | *Lee | *SV | *Pohatu | *ch00bs | *Bulbs
*Best Host - *ch00bs | *Pohatu | *Elliot
*Best Participant - *Biscuit | *Pohatu | *Ninety| *SV
*Best Characterizer - *Elliot | *Pohatu | *Lee | *ch00bs | *Ninety | *Prime | *Bulbs | *Biscuit | *SV
*Best Cast - *Bulbs | *Lee | *ch00bs | *Pohatu
*Most Underworked RPer - *Clicker | *Testbug | *Tangrow | Sem | ch00bs | *Loogs | *Ninety | *Lee | *Stel
*Most Improved RPer - *Kevin | *Prime | Tim | *Elliot
*Most Creative RPer - *Tangrow | *Loogs | *Lee | *Pohatu | *Prime | *ch00bs | *SV
THE NOBELS
*Random Just-for-the-Hell-of-Nominating Award - Tangrow | *Kuroboom | *Kyuutipie | wowposter | Gil | Nihachi | *Niji
*Lifetime Achievement Award - *DL | *SV | *Kuro | *Lee | *Pohatu | Everyone but Kuro
*Friendliest Member - *Lee | *BloodWolf | Pohatu | *Tangrow | *SV | *Kara
*Funniest Member - *ch00bs | *Asmo | *Pohatu | *Ninety | Loogs | Biscuit
*Happiest Member - *Kevin | *Tangrow | *SV | Everyone | Stephanitis | Elliot | No one
*Coolest Member - *Biscuit | *Asmo | *V101 | *ch00bs | *Ninety | *Pohatu | *Elliot | *Qzumaki
*Smartest Member - *Lee | *Pohatu | *ch00bs | Ninety | *Biscuit | Bulbs
*Wisest Member - *Lee | *Kuroboom | wowposter
*Most Dedicated Member - *Elliot | *Pohatu | *Lee | Prime | *ch00bs
*Most Creative Member - *Loogs | *Lee | *Pohatu | *Ninety | *Qzumaki
*Best Artist - *Pohatu | *Qzumaki | *Loogs | Stel
*Best Writer - *Loogs | *Pohatu | *Lee | *Ninety | *ch00bs
*Handsomest Member - Kuro | *ch00bs | *Pohatu | *Ninety | etc. | *Rupert | *V101 | wowposter | Elliot | Qzumaki
*Loveliest Member - *Qzumaki | *Loogs | *SV | *iron mouse | *Pohatu | *Lee
Best Role Model - *No one ever | Dunsparce | Elliot
*Most Improved Member - *Prime | *ch00bs | everyone
*Most Missed Member - Wudge | PraetoriteVong | *Drunkhatu | Kimishiro | Hate Diaries | Ninety | *SV | Bulbs | *Iron Mouse | Misty&Vaporeon | Kazkame
*Best Couple - *ch00bs/Pohatu | *Exy/Exy | *Abuse pairings. All of them. | *Jones/ch00bs/Pohatu/Boxbot | *Exodus/Procrastination | Everyone/your mom
Best Two-Minute Member - Carmen | Toru
*Biggest Penis - *SV | *V101 | wowposter | *Pohatu | Ninety
THE RAZZIES
*Most Annoying Member - *Prime | *Loogs Elliot | your mom | ch00bs
Grumpiest Member - Pohatu | Lee | *Prime | Kuroboom
*Most Depressing Member - *Kara | *Kuroboom | *your mother
*Strangest Member - *Pope | *Tangrow | *ch00bs | V101 | everyone
*Least Dedicated Member - *Rupert | *Asmo | *V101 | *Prime | Lee
*Biggest Procrastinator - karuroddimus | SV | *Lee | *Elliot | *Loogs | Bulbs | Ninety | everyone
*Most Impatient Member - *Prime | *Loogs
*Worst Role Model - *Drunkhatu | Kuroboom | *ch00bs | *Andrew Hussie
*Most Run-Down Member - *Loogs | Pohatu | Kuro | *SV | *Blood | *Bulbs
*Biggest Drama Magnet - *Loogs | *Elliot | Pohatu | your mom
*Most Infamous Member - *Lee | *Loogs | *Elliot | *Prime
*Most Likely to Die an Untimely Death - *Elliot | *Kuroboom | *Rupert
Scariest Member - *your mom | Lee
THE PULITZERS
Best Post
*Best Topic - *The Topic Wherein You Prove You Are Not A Spambot | *Villain Advice | *Character Concepts | *World Building | Toru's intro | Sem's intro | *Play-by-plays by ch00bs | Character Captchalogue
*Best Board - *RP Discussion | *ORP | *Househeld | Debates & Matches
*Best Fic - *Magical Realism Pitch the Protoype | *Christmas Songs the Revision
*Best Image - *Williams by Pohatu | *Antonio by Pohatu | Helen by ch00bs | *Helen by Lugiasian | *Still Life by Lugiasian | *Exploding Head by Lugiasian | *Lilly Pad Hands by Lugiasiain | *Queen of Strife by Lugiasian | *Vriska Plushie by Lugiasian | *Swans by Lugiasian | *Rhometer by Lugiasian | *Rance by Toasted Marshmallows | Rance by Penguin Deus | Mark Rohr shows us how to specibus | *Vieve | *Thyra
*Best Avatar - *Loog's Yoshi Has Taco Hair | *ch00b's Terezi Goes Eyeballs | *Pohatu ORP Remix | *Ninety's sexy back
*Best Signature - *Ninety | *Bulbs | Pohatu's what's what | Biscuit's smooth trooper | ch00b's face
*Best Alternate Name - *All of Lee's names | ? | Niji | *Beelzebibble | *Gay'd Yoshi
*Best Skin - *Parchment | Mosaic | Neo Exodus | *Creepy Monotone | *New Era | Space
*Best Fad - Delights | *Verbed Name | *Homestuck references | *I am Niji
*Best Posting Game - Insult the Person Above You in a Rhyming Couplet | *Post Race
Most House Spirit - Alryst | Chester | OLOYLOYLOY
*Best Wiki Article - *The Magite System | *Telaen | Aleta's Suns | *Tal-Hydor
Best Event - *Cyonex is actually Stel
*Best New Board Concept - *Househeld | Aleta
Best Spambot
*Best Post Racer - *ch00bs/Slowbro | *SV | *Kuroboom
Worst Contest - Gambling | Banner Contest | *All of them
*Best Formspring - *Pohatu | *Elliot | *ch00bs | *Lee
THE OSCARS
RP Awards
*Best Recent RP - *Radiance | *Light and Darkness Collide | *Head Games | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Obscured Truth | *Househeld | *Ishkabibble | *Gasoline | It's All Fun and Games[/url | Last Best Hope
*Best Overall RP - *Summoner Style | *Luxury Train Ride | *Crystal Part 2 | *Ishkabibble | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne
*Best Short RP - *An August Luncheon | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Gasoline | Through the Arras
*Best Long RP - *Luxury Train Ride | *Ishkabibble | *Househeld | *Summoner Style
*Best RP Post - *Sly's dream | Flynn vs. Tweak | *"One, what do you see?" | *"Floriferous" | *Helen goes Sestina Saiyan | *Hari shows us the delights of eating dick | Vinnie talks about the nice lady then dies | Lucas is a plumber
*Best Premise - Kaida and the Amarante | *Luxury Train Ride | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Ishkabibble | *Obscured Truth | *Through the Arras | *Radiance | *Light and Darkness Collide | *It's All Fun and Games
*Best Plot - *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Stray Dogs | *
*Best RP Cast - *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Radiance | *Luxury Train Ride | Ishkabibble | Whisper in My Ear | *Obscured Truth |
*Best Atmosphere - *Ishkabibble | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Entertain the Masses | *Obscured Truth | *Gasoline | *
*Best Fight - *Scar and Lucas get medieval on some flunkies | *Nopcsa vs Sikes | *Vincent vs Everyone | *Prime vs Nopcsa on LTR | *Mandelbrot vs Lucas and Scar | *Julia vs Felix
*Best Plot Twist - *Giguere gets freaky | *Cesare and Prime go at it | Renard watches the surveillance tape | *Mandelbrot's a girl, baby | *ch00bs brings a male character to an all female topic | *It's actually Rhometer | *No ethnic boys, you are the demons |*Vinnie and co are actually redshirts | Past Rie likes knives more than Current Rie | *Rie smiles | *Ender is alive?
*Most Creative RP - *Radiance | *The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | *Ishkabibble | *Through the Arras | *Head Games | *Obscured Truth
Character Awards
*Best Recent Character - *Yoon | *Reba | *The Curator | *Kitten | *Renard | *Mayordomo | *Channery | Algernon Breck | Sem | *Waylon Bell | Shiro-kun | Faris and Azim al-Burak | *Huckabee | *Rance
*Best Overall Character - *Yoshimitsu | *Renard | *Huckabee | *Julia/Masquerade |
*Best Personality - *Ganesh | *Emily | *Kitten | Samm | *Felix | *Julia | *Illiana | Tanner | *Yoon | *Jonas | *Dace | *Channery | Lucas | *Flo | *Hugh
*Best History - *Sem | *Jonas | *Huckabee
*Best Powerset - *Sandman | *The Magite System in Aleta | *Helen | *Channery | *Esther
*Best Protagonist - *Flynn | *Yoshimitsu | *Rie | *Renard | *Illiana | *Natalie | *Terrian
*Best Antagonist - *Orville Giguere | *Commissioner Williams | *Mandelbrot | *Lucas | *Cesare
*Best Comic Character - *Kitten | Emily | *Manager Miko | *Terrian | *Rhometer | *Renard | Lucas | *The Curator | *Cesare | *Faris and Azim al-Burak
*Best Dramatic Character - *Kuro | Illiana | *Antonio | *Sly | *Yoon | *Thyra | *Julia | *Huckabee | *Rance
*Best Debut - *Renard | I Ketut Topan | Finch (need link?) | *Sem | *Waylon | Maydell | *Esther | *Mayordomo |
*Reba | Sandman
*Best Development – *Zebedee | *Kuro | *Illiana | Channery | *Williams | *Yoon | *Prime
*Best Relationship - *Vincent/Yoshi | Helen/Rhys | *Zebedee/Sly| *Scar/Lucas |*Renard/Everyone | *Nopcsa/Prime | *Cesare/Everyone | Ivan/Dimitri | *Renard/Yoon | *Renard/Channery | Julia/Felix | *Yoon/Mayordomo | Kalim/Nugget | Huckabee/Rance | Rho/Hig
*Most Creative Character - *Renard | *Rho&Hig | *Helen | *Esther | Sem | *Sandman
*Most Underworked Character - *Rhys | *Testbug's entire cast | Azshara | Oxley | *Kuro's entire cast | *Vieve
*Best Character Formspring - *Yoon | *Yoshimitsu | Hector
RPer Awards
*Best Recent RPer - *Tangrow | *Sem | *Testbug | *Ninety | *Biscuit | *Stel
*Best Overall RPer - *Elliot | *Lee | *SV | *Pohatu | *ch00bs | *Bulbs
*Best Host - *ch00bs | *Pohatu | *Elliot
*Best Participant - *Biscuit | *Pohatu | *Ninety| *SV
*Best Characterizer - *Elliot | *Pohatu | *Lee | *ch00bs | *Ninety | *Prime | *Bulbs | *Biscuit | *SV
*Best Cast - *Bulbs | *Lee | *ch00bs | *Pohatu
*Most Underworked RPer - *Clicker | *Testbug | *Tangrow | Sem | ch00bs | *Loogs | *Ninety | *Lee | *Stel
*Most Improved RPer - *Kevin | *Prime | Tim | *Elliot
*Most Creative RPer - *Tangrow | *Loogs | *Lee | *Pohatu | *Prime | *ch00bs | *SV
THE NOBELS
*Random Just-for-the-Hell-of-Nominating Award - Tangrow | *Kuroboom | *Kyuutipie | wowposter | Gil | Nihachi | *Niji
*Lifetime Achievement Award - *DL | *SV | *Kuro | *Lee | *Pohatu | Everyone but Kuro