Post by ch00beh on Jan 17, 2011 10:43:19 GMT -5
PREVIOUSLY ON THE EXODUS...
"Shoot, he survived!"
"Don't worry, we can still get him."
-BWAAAAMP-
"What are you guys doing? Get away from there! AVAST YE!"
*clink clank clink clank*
-BWAAAAMP-
"Operation flood the noms is a go."
-BWAAAAMP-
"Odysseus, the sirens' song calls us!"
"Grow a pair and don't give in, redshirt."
-BWAAAAMP-
"There's too many! I don't know how much we can take!"
"It's alright. We're almost home."
-BWAAAAMP-
"Shoot, he survived!"
"Don't worry, we can still get him."
-BWAAAAMP-
"What are you guys doing? Get away from there! AVAST YE!"
*clink clank clink clank*
-BWAAAAMP-
"Operation flood the noms is a go."
-BWAAAAMP-
"Odysseus, the sirens' song calls us!"
"Grow a pair and don't give in, redshirt."
-BWAAAAMP-
"There's too many! I don't know how much we can take!"
"It's alright. We're almost home."
-BWAAAAMP-
Welcome back everyone, to the
!!2010 LUGIASIAN AWARDS!!
So before we get to the actual thingies, let's have a moment of remembrence for the awards that didn't make it through, and their singly nominated members, if they even got that.
Best Two-Minute Member - Carmen | Toru
It seems this year that most of the newbies we got stuck around. Those that wandered back to whatever pit they crawled out of apparently didn't make enough of an impression on us to remember them. Whatever.
Grumpiest Member - Prime
Honorary "award" goes to Prime for being nominated as the only grumpy member of the forum this year. I dunno if I agree with that since I'm pretty sure Lee, Potato, and I had more outbursts quantitatively and qualitatively on an individual basis than Prime? Whatever.
Best Role Model - No one ever
Is it any surprise that no one got elected for this? I'm not surprised. I can tell you that right now. Whatever.
Worst Contest - Gambling | Banner Contest | *All of them
Honorary award to "All of them" as worst contest. It's true. We had a pretty terrible year for contests. All of them just plain sucked. I guess this is why I stay out of that forum. I dunno what everyone else's excuses are. Whatever.
Scariest Member - your mom
Honorary award goes to your mom as the scariest member of the forum. With a <HoNk> like that, I can't say I disagree. Whatever.
Best Post
Okay, fine I'll be surprised that absolutely nothing was nominated for this. I guess we've just gotten to the level where we expect comedy gold whenever someone posts so everything is just homogenously "good"? Whatever.
Best Spambot
Yeah, I noticed Blood wasn't around much this year either. Whatever.
Best Event - Cyonex is actually Stel
Honorary awardy to Cyonex actually being Stel. I think like only three people really understood this. Everyone else was all like "whatever."
Most House Spirit - Alryst | Chester | OLOYLOYLOY
Bad bad bad year for Houses. I mean c'mon, what is Carver's house even doing up there? She's not even registered! Whatever.
Are we done weeping in the horn pile for these douchebag awards? Whatever. Let's just get on with this.
So! Time for the real stuff! You may have noticed that there are an abundance of awards in some categories, so in order to alleviate this, everyone is allowed up to two votes per category, which they will PM to me. That means if you really don't like any particular category, you can give zero votes to it. You can also give two votes to a single nominee. Or you can split your vote and give one to two worthy people. Really, the possibilities are
To reiterate, PM me your votes. Don't post them publicly here. You may, however, rally people behind a candidate you really believe in and start a campaign and whatnot in this thread. That's perfectly cool and completely encouraged.
If you would like to demand a recount, go ahead and specify which award you want me to recount, either in the thread or through PM.
Anyway, without further ado, I present to you all the awards that did get through, and the doubly nominated awesome people/things that are here!
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS
Friendliest Member - Lee | BloodWolf | Tangrow | SV | Kara
Funniest Member - ch00bs | Asmo | Pohatu | Ninety
Happiest Member - Kevin | Tangrow | SV
Coolest Member - Biscuit | Asmo | V101 | ch00bs | Ninety | Pohatu | Elliot | Qzumaki
Smartest Member - Lee | Pohatu | ch00bs | Biscuit
Wisest Member - Lee | Kuroboom
Most Dedicated Member - Elliot | Pohatu | Lee | ch00bs
Most Creative Member - Loogs | Lee | Pohatu | Ninety | Qzumaki
Best Artist - Pohatu | Qzumaki | Loogs
Best Writer - Loogs | Pohatu | Lee | Ninety | ch00bs
Handsomest Member - ch00bs | Pohatu | Ninety | Rupert | V101
Loveliest Member - Qzumaki | Loogs | SV | iron mouse | Pohatu | Lee
Most Improved Member - Prime | ch00bs
Most Missed Member - Drunkhatu | SV | Iron Mouse
Best Couple - ch00bs/Pohatu | Exy/Exy | Abuse pairings. All of them. | Jones/ch00bs/Pohatu/Boxbot | Exodus/Procrastination
Biggest Penis - SV | V101 | Pohatu
THE RAZZIES
Most Annoying Member - Prime | Loogs
Most Depressing Member - Kara | Kuroboom | your mother
Strangest Member - Pope | Tangrow | ch00bs
Least Dedicated Member - Rupert | Asmo | V101 | Prime
Biggest Procrastinator - Lee | Elliot | Loogs
Most Impatient Member - Prime | Loogs
Worst Role Model - Drunkhatu | ch00bs | Andrew Hussie
Most Run-Down Member - Loogs | SV | Blood | Bulbs
Biggest Drama Magnet - Loogs | Elliot
Most Infamous Member - Lee | Loogs | Elliot | Prime
Most Likely to Die an Untimely Death - Elliot | Kuroboom | Rupert
THE PULITZERS
Best Topic - The Topic Wherein You Prove You Are Not A Spambot | Villain Advice | Character Concepts | World Building | Play-by-plays by ch00bs
Best Board - RP Discussion | ORP | Househeld
Best Fic - Magical Realism Pitch the Protoype | Christmas Songs the Revision
Best Image - Williams by Pohatu | Antonio by Pohatu | Helen by Lugiasian | Still Life by Lugiasian | Exploding Head by Lugiasian | Lilly Pad Hands by Lugiasiain | Queen of Strife by Lugiasian | Vriska Plushie by Lugiasian | Swans by Lugiasian | Rhometer by Lugiasian | Rance by Toasted Marshmallows | Vieve by Pohatu | Thyra by Pohatu
Best Avatar - Loog's Yoshi Has Taco Hair | ch00b's Terezi Goes Eyeballs | Pohatu ORP Remix | Ninety's sexy back
Best Signature - Ninety | Bulbs
Best Alternate Name - All of Lee's names | Beelzebibble | Gay'd Yoshi
Best Skin - Parchment | Creepy Monotone | New Era
Best Fad - Verbed Name | Homestuck references | I am Niji
Best Posting Game - Insult the Person Above You in a Rhyming Couplet | Post Race
Best Wiki Article - The Magite System | Telaen | Tal-Hydor
Best New Board Concept - Househeld | Aleta
Best Post Racer - ch00bs/Slowbro | SV | Kuroboom
Best Formspring - Pohatu | Elliot | ch00bs | Lee
THE OSCARS
RP Awards
Best Recent RP - Radiance | Light and Darkness Collide | Head Games | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Obscured Truth | Househeld | Ishkabibble | Gasoline
Best Overall RP - Summoner Style | Luxury Train Ride | Crystal Part 2 | Ishkabibble | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne
Best Short RP - An August Luncheon | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Gasoline
Best Long RP - Luxury Train Ride | Ishkabibble | Househeld | Summoner Style
Best RP Post - Sly's dream | "One, what do you see?" | "Floriferous" | Helen goes Sestina Saiyan | Hari shows us the delights of eating dick
Best Premise - Luxury Train Ride | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Ishkabibble | Obscured Truth | Through the Arras | Radiance | Light and Darkness Collide | It's All Fun and Games
Best Plot - The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Stray Dogs |Emet | Gasoline | Ishkabibble
Best RP Cast - The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Radiance | Luxury Train Ride | Obscured Truth | Light and Darkness Collide
Best Atmosphere - Ishkabibble | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Obscured Truth | Gasoline |Emet | Chasing the Mad Rabbit | Crystal Part 2 | Last Best Hope
Best Fight - Scar and Lucas get medieval on some flunkies | Nopcsa vs Sikes | Vincent vs Everyone | Prime vs Nopcsa on LTR | Mandelbrot vs Lucas and Scar | Julia vs Felix
Best Plot Twist - Giguere gets freaky | Cesare and Prime go at it | Mandelbrot's a girl, baby | ch00bs brings a male character to an all female topic | It's actually Rhometer | No ethnic boys, you are the demons | Vinnie and co are actually redshirts | Rie smiles | Ender is alive?
Most Creative RP - Radiance | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Ishkabibble | Through the Arras | Head Games | Obscured Truth
Character Awards
Best Recent Character - Yoon | Reba | The Curator | Kitten | Renard | Mayordomo | Channery | Waylon Bell | Huckabee | Rance
Best Overall Character - Yoshimitsu | Renard | Huckabee | Julia/Masquerade | Miko | Nopcsa | Blaise | Sly
Best Personality - Ganesh | Emily | Kitten | Felix | Julia | Illiana | Yoon | Jonas | Dace | Channery | Flo | Hugh
Best History - Sem | Jonas | Huckabee
Best Powerset - Sandman | The Magite System in Aleta | Helen | Channery | Esther
Best Protagonist - Flynn | Yoshimitsu | Rie | Renard | Illiana | Natalie | Terrian
Best Antagonist - Orville Giguere | Commissioner Williams | Mandelbrot | Lucas | Cesare
Best Comic Character - Kitten | Manager Miko | Terrian | Rhometer | Renard | The Curator | Cesare | Faris and Azim al-Burak
Best Dramatic Character - Kuro | Antonio | Sly | Yoon | Thyra | Julia | Huckabee | Rance
Best Debut - Renard | Sem | Waylon | Esther | Mayordomo | Reba
Best Development – Zebedee | Kuro | Illiana | Williams | Yoon | Prime
Best Relationship - Vincent/Yoshi | Zebedee/Sly| Scar/Lucas | Renard/Everyone | Nopcsa/Prime | Cesare/Everyone | Renard/Yoon | Renard/Channery | Yoon/Mayordomo
Most Creative Character - Renard | Rho&Hig | Helen | Esther | Sandman
Most Underworked Character - Rhys | Testbug's entire cast | Kuro's entire cast | Vieve
Best Character Formspring - Yoon | Yoshimitsu
RPer Awards
Best Recent RPer - Tangrow | Sem | Testbug | Ninety | Biscuit | Stel
Best Overall RPer - Elliot | Lee | SV | Pohatu | ch00bs | Bulbs
Best Host - ch00bs | Pohatu | Elliot
Best Participant - Biscuit | Pohatu | Ninety| SV
Best Characterizer - Elliot | Pohatu | Lee | ch00bs | Ninety | Prime | Bulbs | Biscuit | SV
Best Cast - Bulbs | Lee | ch00bs | Pohatu
Most Underworked RPer - Clicker | Testbug | Tangrow | Loogs | Ninety | Lee | Stel
Most Improved RPer - Kevin | Prime | Elliot
Most Creative RPer - Tangrow | Loogs | Lee | Pohatu | Prime | ch00bs | SV
THE NOBELS
Random Just-for-the-Hell-of-Nominating Award - Kuroboom | Kyuutipie | Niji
Lifetime Achievement Award - DL | SV | Kuro | Lee | Pohatu
Friendliest Member - Lee | BloodWolf | Tangrow | SV | Kara
Funniest Member - ch00bs | Asmo | Pohatu | Ninety
Happiest Member - Kevin | Tangrow | SV
Coolest Member - Biscuit | Asmo | V101 | ch00bs | Ninety | Pohatu | Elliot | Qzumaki
Smartest Member - Lee | Pohatu | ch00bs | Biscuit
Wisest Member - Lee | Kuroboom
Most Dedicated Member - Elliot | Pohatu | Lee | ch00bs
Most Creative Member - Loogs | Lee | Pohatu | Ninety | Qzumaki
Best Artist - Pohatu | Qzumaki | Loogs
Best Writer - Loogs | Pohatu | Lee | Ninety | ch00bs
Handsomest Member - ch00bs | Pohatu | Ninety | Rupert | V101
Loveliest Member - Qzumaki | Loogs | SV | iron mouse | Pohatu | Lee
Most Improved Member - Prime | ch00bs
Most Missed Member - Drunkhatu | SV | Iron Mouse
Best Couple - ch00bs/Pohatu | Exy/Exy | Abuse pairings. All of them. | Jones/ch00bs/Pohatu/Boxbot | Exodus/Procrastination
Biggest Penis - SV | V101 | Pohatu
THE RAZZIES
Most Annoying Member - Prime | Loogs
Most Depressing Member - Kara | Kuroboom | your mother
Strangest Member - Pope | Tangrow | ch00bs
Least Dedicated Member - Rupert | Asmo | V101 | Prime
Biggest Procrastinator - Lee | Elliot | Loogs
Most Impatient Member - Prime | Loogs
Worst Role Model - Drunkhatu | ch00bs | Andrew Hussie
Most Run-Down Member - Loogs | SV | Blood | Bulbs
Biggest Drama Magnet - Loogs | Elliot
Most Infamous Member - Lee | Loogs | Elliot | Prime
Most Likely to Die an Untimely Death - Elliot | Kuroboom | Rupert
THE PULITZERS
Best Topic - The Topic Wherein You Prove You Are Not A Spambot | Villain Advice | Character Concepts | World Building | Play-by-plays by ch00bs
Best Board - RP Discussion | ORP | Househeld
Best Fic - Magical Realism Pitch the Protoype | Christmas Songs the Revision
Best Image - Williams by Pohatu | Antonio by Pohatu | Helen by Lugiasian | Still Life by Lugiasian | Exploding Head by Lugiasian | Lilly Pad Hands by Lugiasiain | Queen of Strife by Lugiasian | Vriska Plushie by Lugiasian | Swans by Lugiasian | Rhometer by Lugiasian | Rance by Toasted Marshmallows | Vieve by Pohatu | Thyra by Pohatu
Best Avatar - Loog's Yoshi Has Taco Hair | ch00b's Terezi Goes Eyeballs | Pohatu ORP Remix | Ninety's sexy back
Best Signature - Ninety | Bulbs
Best Alternate Name - All of Lee's names | Beelzebibble | Gay'd Yoshi
Best Skin - Parchment | Creepy Monotone | New Era
Best Fad - Verbed Name | Homestuck references | I am Niji
Best Posting Game - Insult the Person Above You in a Rhyming Couplet | Post Race
Best Wiki Article - The Magite System | Telaen | Tal-Hydor
Best New Board Concept - Househeld | Aleta
Best Post Racer - ch00bs/Slowbro | SV | Kuroboom
Best Formspring - Pohatu | Elliot | ch00bs | Lee
THE OSCARS
RP Awards
Best Recent RP - Radiance | Light and Darkness Collide | Head Games | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Obscured Truth | Househeld | Ishkabibble | Gasoline
Best Overall RP - Summoner Style | Luxury Train Ride | Crystal Part 2 | Ishkabibble | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne
Best Short RP - An August Luncheon | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Gasoline
Best Long RP - Luxury Train Ride | Ishkabibble | Househeld | Summoner Style
Best RP Post - Sly's dream | "One, what do you see?" | "Floriferous" | Helen goes Sestina Saiyan | Hari shows us the delights of eating dick
Best Premise - Luxury Train Ride | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Ishkabibble | Obscured Truth | Through the Arras | Radiance | Light and Darkness Collide | It's All Fun and Games
Best Plot - The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Stray Dogs |
Best RP Cast - The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Radiance | Luxury Train Ride | Obscured Truth | Light and Darkness Collide
Best Atmosphere - Ishkabibble | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Obscured Truth | Gasoline |
Best Fight - Scar and Lucas get medieval on some flunkies | Nopcsa vs Sikes | Vincent vs Everyone | Prime vs Nopcsa on LTR | Mandelbrot vs Lucas and Scar | Julia vs Felix
Best Plot Twist - Giguere gets freaky | Cesare and Prime go at it | Mandelbrot's a girl, baby | ch00bs brings a male character to an all female topic | It's actually Rhometer | No ethnic boys, you are the demons | Vinnie and co are actually redshirts | Rie smiles | Ender is alive?
Most Creative RP - Radiance | The Case of the Burgled Boullogne | Ishkabibble | Through the Arras | Head Games | Obscured Truth
Character Awards
Best Recent Character - Yoon | Reba | The Curator | Kitten | Renard | Mayordomo | Channery | Waylon Bell | Huckabee | Rance
Best Overall Character - Yoshimitsu | Renard | Huckabee | Julia/Masquerade | Miko | Nopcsa | Blaise | Sly
Best Personality - Ganesh | Emily | Kitten | Felix | Julia | Illiana | Yoon | Jonas | Dace | Channery | Flo | Hugh
Best History - Sem | Jonas | Huckabee
Best Powerset - Sandman | The Magite System in Aleta | Helen | Channery | Esther
Best Protagonist - Flynn | Yoshimitsu | Rie | Renard | Illiana | Natalie | Terrian
Best Antagonist - Orville Giguere | Commissioner Williams | Mandelbrot | Lucas | Cesare
Best Comic Character - Kitten | Manager Miko | Terrian | Rhometer | Renard | The Curator | Cesare | Faris and Azim al-Burak
Best Dramatic Character - Kuro | Antonio | Sly | Yoon | Thyra | Julia | Huckabee | Rance
Best Debut - Renard | Sem | Waylon | Esther | Mayordomo | Reba
Best Development – Zebedee | Kuro | Illiana | Williams | Yoon | Prime
Best Relationship - Vincent/Yoshi | Zebedee/Sly| Scar/Lucas | Renard/Everyone | Nopcsa/Prime | Cesare/Everyone | Renard/Yoon | Renard/Channery | Yoon/Mayordomo
Most Creative Character - Renard | Rho&Hig | Helen | Esther | Sandman
Most Underworked Character - Rhys | Testbug's entire cast | Kuro's entire cast | Vieve
Best Character Formspring - Yoon | Yoshimitsu
RPer Awards
Best Recent RPer - Tangrow | Sem | Testbug | Ninety | Biscuit | Stel
Best Overall RPer - Elliot | Lee | SV | Pohatu | ch00bs | Bulbs
Best Host - ch00bs | Pohatu | Elliot
Best Participant - Biscuit | Pohatu | Ninety| SV
Best Characterizer - Elliot | Pohatu | Lee | ch00bs | Ninety | Prime | Bulbs | Biscuit | SV
Best Cast - Bulbs | Lee | ch00bs | Pohatu
Most Underworked RPer - Clicker | Testbug | Tangrow | Loogs | Ninety | Lee | Stel
Most Improved RPer - Kevin | Prime | Elliot
Most Creative RPer - Tangrow | Loogs | Lee | Pohatu | Prime | ch00bs | SV
THE NOBELS
Random Just-for-the-Hell-of-Nominating Award - Kuroboom | Kyuutipie | Niji
Lifetime Achievement Award - DL | SV | Kuro | Lee | Pohatu