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Post by Ninety on Apr 4, 2011 8:16:46 GMT -5
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 4, 2011 10:21:51 GMT -5
Lee pulls alongside Kuroboom, a cacophony of wailing accompanying the motion.
"As you can see, I'm having morale problems here. Kids, look at that! It's Vin Diesel!"
The crying only increased in fervor.
"So, now I suppose I must resort to desperate measures, if I hope to retain my sense of hearing until the end of the lap. Is that who I think it is up there?"
"The Devil?" A pitiful voice responds from the back.
"No, no. Not Kuroboom. Beneath him... A turtle who moves as if he's flying, a friend to all children!" Lee puts a hand up to his mouth, and somehow manages a confidential whisper amongst the chaos. "Edgar DID moonlight as Gamera, right?"
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 4, 2011 11:39:29 GMT -5
what why am i racing
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Post by Kuroboom on Apr 4, 2011 12:22:42 GMT -5
Miraculously, Kuroboom heard the whisper over the relentless screaming and wailing coming from Lee's prison/school bike-wagon thing. Not wanting to alert the children to a potentially terrifying experience without being able to exploit it for his amusement, Kuroboom reaches into his pocket to text Lee. "The tortoise that played Gamera is his uncle on his dad's side, but I'm sure I could pull a few things from mallet space to dress up Edgar as him."
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Post by Iron Mouse on Apr 4, 2011 12:52:49 GMT -5
*Nightmare Fuel issues a sound between a roar and the groaning of stressed metal*
"What's that boy? You hunger for the souls of children? But you ate before we left..."
*Nightmare Fuel screeches its metallic screech, rears back on its hindmost legs, and tears after Lee's bus with renewed vigor. The battered corpse from the first lap still clings to one of the legs, losing peices here and there.*
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Post by Testbug on Apr 4, 2011 14:54:30 GMT -5
HNNNNNRRRRG GOTTA GET IN
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Toru
Citizen of the Archipelago
GOOD TIMES ARE A COMIN'~
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Post by Toru on Apr 4, 2011 16:17:44 GMT -5
Oh dear god going so fast
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 5, 2011 9:22:29 GMT -5
RACE STAGE TWO LOCATION: TARTUS, SYRIA RACERS: 21------------------------------------------------------------ DID YOU KNOW?This town was favored by Constantine for its devotion to the cult of the Virgin. The first chapel to be dedicated to the Virgin Mary is said to have been built here in the 3rd century. Two centuries later an earthquake hit the chapel and the altar was miraculously saved. This miracle was further enhanced by an icon of the Virgin believed to be painted by St. Luke resembling the one in Seidnaya. The church 'Our Lady of Tortosa' was built upon this miracle by the Crusaders in 1123. It now houses this altar and has received many pilgrims.---------------------------------------------------- Coming to you live from magnificent Tartus, Syria, this is the exclusive coverage of the Paris-DakkaDakka rally! Welcome back, viewers, and for those of you just joining us, I'm Böse Zwieback, your host for the games. Before we get down to the street, let's briefly recap the incredible start from the previous stage! The race went off without a hitch for most of our racers, with Pohatu taking an early lead and Testbug and Kuro rounding off the top three. But far and away the most exciting event of the race thus far is Niji's elimination at the hands of BloodWolf, who is now unofficially in the race! Things are already getting exciting for our racers! We're just coming off an exhilarating first stage, so let's go to the checkpoint to welcome our racers! Mighty Milkduds, it's BloodWolf!!! He's surged from dead last to a narrow first, and he shows no signs of slowing down!!! Unbelievable! Right behind him is Shroud, tearing across the sand at full throttle! And here's Pohatu, struggling to make up the distance after losing his lead! Quit farting around and get that Been in gear! Shadow has made up considerable ground, leaping from tenth place to fourth, but can he hold on to his position? Also making huge gains this stage is SV, moving up to fifth from fifteenth! Kuro and the Iron Giant seem to be bogging down in the pearly sands - they say running on sand is the hardest way to run, after all! Looking to pass him as he struggles is Sem, and closing in behind him are Fleetwolf and Tangrow! El, Belle and 90 power through the checkpoint, the latter two having fallen way down in the standings! And here's Lee, only losing one place in this stage -- and who's that hanging on to his box of children?! It's Choobs, hitching an unsolicited ride on the back of the HellWagon! Looks like he's trying to stay off the road with Iron Mouse skittering along on Nightmare Fuel. And here comes Testbug, falling all the way to the bottom of the standings after placing second in the first stage! This could be disastrous for him! Toru's not far behind, and now Bulbs! Now Tim! Now BlackCat!But wait! Where's Dark Soul?! He's struggling to get to the checkpoint! He's flickering in and out of visibility! What's happening?! It's TRON! He's come to de-rez Dark Soul, who's clearly not licensed to operate a Recognizer! Run, Dark Soul! Run! Game over, Dark Soul. Two stages down, and many still to go! I'm Böse Zwieback, and I'll see YOU at Damascus! STAGE THREE -- TARTUS TO DAMASCUS BEGIN!!! -------------------------------------------------- STANDINGS 1.Blood 2.Shroud 3.Pohatu 4.Shadow 5.SV 6.Kuro 7.Sem 8.Fleet 9.Tang 10.El 11.Belle 12.90 13.Lee 14.Choobs 15.Iron Mouse 16.Testbug 17.Toru 18.Bulbs 19. Tim 20. BlackCat ----------------------------------------------------- ELIMINATED 1. Niji (exploded) 2. Dark Soul (de-rezzed)
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Post by Belle on Apr 5, 2011 9:36:03 GMT -5
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Sem
Adventurer
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Post by Sem on Apr 5, 2011 9:36:33 GMT -5
Now watch ME go fast. *Zooms past everyone, emo-car-hair flying everywhere.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 5, 2011 9:47:58 GMT -5
Been Macheen iss el Been Macheen Iss called el Been Macheen cuz iss so green Been Macheen iss el Been Macheen All los other racers are just uncleen
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Post by Tangrufa on Apr 5, 2011 9:56:47 GMT -5
It appears I have completely avoided Bose.
:33 < *the catmobile rawrs ahead, amewsing itself by attempting to assault Sem >:33*
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Post by Iron Mouse on Apr 5, 2011 10:03:11 GMT -5
*The Nightmare Fuel climbs up the side of the nearest building and begins leaping from rooftop to rooftop, pausing only once to stab a small local boy and fork him into it's gaping maw/hood. The sounds of crunching metal and muffled screaming can be heard.*
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 5, 2011 10:03:43 GMT -5
Fixed. Sorry Tang. Sooooo many racers to account for here. I left out BlackCat too.
not that she's gonna notice
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 5, 2011 10:14:21 GMT -5
bend with me, sway with me
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Apr 5, 2011 10:14:34 GMT -5
WHITE LIGHTNING ATTACK
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Post by Kuroboom on Apr 5, 2011 10:53:30 GMT -5
Well then, I survive another round.
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Post by Ninety on Apr 5, 2011 12:45:09 GMT -5
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 5, 2011 14:02:29 GMT -5
Geez, everybody just tries to go without me.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 5, 2011 14:14:11 GMT -5
Omigod
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Fleetwolf
Joyeuse Insurgency
Scrap Heap
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Post by Fleetwolf on Apr 5, 2011 15:01:45 GMT -5
Fwoosh
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 5, 2011 17:36:06 GMT -5
FLEET NO!
Sploosh instead. Fwoosh is too close to woosh, and woosh is teh devilz
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 5, 2011 17:43:56 GMT -5
"Yeah, the correct one is WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSH. Right, El?"
Lee continues pedalling, humming the theme for the wicked witch of the west to himself. Hopefully, there would be no red wagons. If there was red wagons in his path, he'd need to try to jump them. And that... could go poorly.
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SV
Friendliest Member of ALL TIME
The Friendliest Member Of ALL TIME
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Post by SV on Apr 5, 2011 17:47:21 GMT -5
It was twenty-seven miles out of Tartus that SV's cheetahs began to show signs of fatigue. The chariot driver frowned, cursing her stubborn team for not pacing itself.
On the other hand, it wouldn't do for her cheetahs to wear themselves out yet, especially not so early in the race. SV guided the flagging felines toward the side of the road, allowing them to settle at a rocket-propelled saunter for a time even as several racers zipped by.
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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Apr 5, 2011 17:55:44 GMT -5
*somehow manages to get ahead of shroud's warthog and starts randomly firing his plasma cannons at people farther ahead*
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Post by BlackCat on Apr 5, 2011 18:12:12 GMT -5
how on earth did i not post in the last lap and im still alive....im one sneaky ninja i guess
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