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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 5, 2011 18:18:37 GMT -5
My benevolence in the matter will only save you this once.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 5, 2011 19:47:49 GMT -5
Me: Private! Make it rain bullets for everyone ahead! Donut: Sir? Are you serious?! Sarge: You're not trying to kill them, you moron!
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Post by Kuroboom on Apr 5, 2011 19:52:21 GMT -5
Race.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 5, 2011 19:56:42 GMT -5
SHIPWHALE SHIPWHALE SHIPWHALE SHIPWHALE
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 5, 2011 20:39:13 GMT -5
No worries, Biscuit. You get to invoke an old clause from the very first post race. (3) If two or more people are holding up the race, I reserve the right to end the lap early and without warning and eliminate any or all of the laggers. And I'll do it with a smile. Note that "ANY or all". Clearly, even though both DarkCat and BlackSoul or whatever their names are were failing to post, some subconscious urge within yourself impelled you to spare SoulCat while banishing only DarkBlack to the abyss, rather than kill them both in one stroke. That's totally fine! That is your prerogative as the host.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 5, 2011 20:45:58 GMT -5
I think the only race you haven't brought up an official ruling is Post Race III
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 5, 2011 21:04:45 GMT -5
Post Race III TRANSCENDS rules.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 5, 2011 21:09:14 GMT -5
I felt like being nice. At least in these first stages. No one wants the humiliation of getting shut out in the first three stages.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 5, 2011 21:21:25 GMT -5
I think the only race you haven't brought up an official ruling is Post Race III That's... kind of. You know. What they're there for.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 5, 2011 21:30:36 GMT -5
RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN. (like backs)
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 5, 2011 21:33:55 GMT -5
I think the only race you haven't brought up an official ruling is Post Race III That's... kind of. You know. What they're there for. What I mean is that in my race and in this race we had instances of doing it right that needed your official backing. Lee's didn't.
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Post by Fleetwolf on Apr 5, 2011 21:57:53 GMT -5
So what is wrong with woosh?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 5, 2011 21:59:36 GMT -5
WHOOOOOSH is the battlecry of us noble Alrysts.
Needless to say, the lesser Houses take issue with that.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 5, 2011 22:10:27 GMT -5
I don't know any house that has issues with Alryst saying "whoosh" or any variation of it. >.>
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 5, 2011 22:28:05 GMT -5
STAGE THREE LOCATION: DAMASCUS, SYRIA RACERS: 20--------------------------------------------- DID YOU KNOW?Located in a strategic gap commanding the Barada River and transdesert routes, Damascus has been inhabited since prehistoric times and is reputedly the oldest continuously occupied city in the world. There was a city on its site even before the time (c.2000 ) of Abraham.--------------------------------------------- Welcome, race fans, to historic Damascus, checkpoint for Stage Four of the Paris-DakkaDakka Rally! I'm your host, Böse Zwieback, coming to you live as we bring you up-to-the-minute coverage of these fast-paced early stages! As we wrap up this third stage, let's go back and review some of the highlights of the race so far! The most memorable event in the race thus far has got to be BloodWolf's sudden injection into the racing ranks, first eliminating Niji with extreme prejudice and then rocketing past the competition to take the lead over Pohatu in Stage Two! We saw most of the standings turned on their heads as many of the position leaders fell to the lower rungs between Stage One and Stage Two, forcing our betting pools to re-cook the odds and nearly doubling the potential payout for bettors! Better get your wagers in now - it's looking to be anyone's game! Let's get down to the dirt and see how Stage Three will set our racers! The crowds are lined up at the Gate, and here they come! It's Belle in first, plugging along in the Cake Car! And what a lead she's got! Locked in a dead heat for second, here's Sem and Pohatu, pushing their shitty vehicles to their shitty limits! And now Tangrow, purring along in the Catmobile! Looks like his kitty's fleeing from Iron Mouse's Spider Car! Oh, how the tables have turned! And look now, it's Choobs, finally dropping into gear and sprinting forward, reminiscent of Usain Bolt in his stride! Closing the gap in seventh is Elliot, his dragon roaring along at full speed! Looks like he's trying to fend off Kuroboom as his Iron Giant grabs for the Blue Eyes' tail! And look there, it's Ninety, weaving in and out of the Giant's thundering footsteps, trying his best not to be trampled! It looks like BloodWolf has lost his steam in this Stage, falling from his first place lead to tenth place! At this rate, he'll see every inch of the race standings! Looking to swat him down is Testbug, bringing his giant flying Orca to bear! Fleetwolf is close behind, trying to find the best way to pass the behemoth! And there's Lee, holding fast to thirteenth place as he offers vacant consolation to the screaming children penned up in his wagon. Now SV, holding on to Wilma Rudolph for dear life! And here's Shadow and BlackCat, desperately seeking to advance in the standings! Here comes Shroud, and rounding off the tail end of these racers is Bulbs, followed closely by Toru! But what's wrong with Tim? It looks like Yoshi's trying to buck him off just past the checkpoint! He's gone crazy! Watch out, Tim! CHOMP Well… if you can't beat 'em, then I guess you'll eat 'em, right, Yoshi? Right! One more stage gone, and one more racer down! Off they go to Wadi Musa -- and now the race gets REALLY interesting. I'm Böse Zwieback, and I'll see you in the Valley! STAGE FOUR -- DAMASCUS TO WADI MUSA BEGIN!!! --------------------------------------- CHALLENGEBEDOUINS!!!A random racer is struck by a bandit sniper and will be shunted to last place. Also, raiders will descend upon the stragglers, so stay out of the bottom two! ----------------------------------------- STANDINGS1. Belle 2. Sem 3. Pohatu 4. Tang 5. Iron Mouse 6. Choobs 7. El 8. Kuro 9. Ninety 10. Blood 11. Testbug 12. Fleet 13. Lee 14. SV 15. Shadow 16. BlackCat 17. Shroud 18. Bulbs 19. Toru ---------------------------------- ELIMINATED1. Niji (exploded) 2. Dark Soul (de-rezzed) 3. pokemaniactim (eaten)
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Post by Ninety on Apr 5, 2011 22:28:44 GMT -5
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 5, 2011 22:35:31 GMT -5
Mk
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 5, 2011 22:37:20 GMT -5
Donut and Sarge: *spraying other competitors' vehicles with bullets* Me: WHOOOOOOOOO!!! *as the Warthog whizzes past the other racers*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 5, 2011 22:37:21 GMT -5
ONWARDS! EXCELSIOR! UPWARDS AND ONWARDS TO A DESTINY BEYOND THE SEAS OF SAND!
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Post by Ninety on Apr 5, 2011 22:43:04 GMT -5
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Post by SV on Apr 5, 2011 22:45:42 GMT -5
ONWARDS! EXCELSIOR! UPWARDS AND ONWARDS TO A DESTINY BEYOND THE SEAS OF SAND! I rofl'd. XD
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 5, 2011 22:49:46 GMT -5
like the lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close, sway me more
(that is an attempt to serenade sv)
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Post by SV on Apr 5, 2011 22:51:09 GMT -5
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Post by Tangrufa on Apr 5, 2011 22:57:51 GMT -5
:33 < *the catmobile pounces about, k33ping Iron Mouse's prepawsterous vehicle away from its feline self*
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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Apr 5, 2011 22:59:16 GMT -5
Whats with this multiple laps in one day thing that leaves multiple people in the dust? What happened to it only being one lap per-day?
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Post by Belle on Apr 5, 2011 23:11:12 GMT -5
holy crap what is this
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