Sem
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Post by Sem on Apr 2, 2011 23:17:58 GMT -5
*frowns, curses Kal, and uses iPod as a backup.
*veers around and takes out the orca ship's fish cannons with cat-missiles who only exist to bother Tan.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 3, 2011 0:51:37 GMT -5
Shroud: Alright, let's get this shit going! *floors the puma warthog* Sarge: *looks back* Private Donut, don't be a dumbass and shoot up the front of the car...and for fuck's sake, don't pull the "I just got turned around, that's all" crap on me!
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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Apr 3, 2011 1:36:19 GMT -5
mmmmm *grumbles a bit and straps his plasma rifle across his back and starts his hover bike, lights on it flickering to life as the engine hums into action* hope your all up for a real death race *leans forward and floors the throttle, taking off after shroud like a rocket*
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Toru
Citizen of the Archipelago
GOOD TIMES ARE A COMIN'~
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Post by Toru on Apr 3, 2011 3:23:55 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxTN_KfUzBMToru revs up the QUALITY Van and dashes off into the distance, at ridiculous speeds, although the van is so poorly animated it appears to not move at all.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 3, 2011 3:37:17 GMT -5
lol, busdriver.
Lee continues pedalling along, pushing his ride as fast as it can go. Which, needless to say, is not exactly what one would call "Fast". But he seems not to be last, which is more than can be said for somebody else this lap.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 3, 2011 5:15:36 GMT -5
You crazy kids, I'mma win this!
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Apr 3, 2011 8:21:58 GMT -5
blah
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Post by Iron Mouse on Apr 3, 2011 10:06:21 GMT -5
C'mon Nightmare Fuel, lets go! *The Nightmare Fuel skitters across the line, impailing an innocent bystander with its leg*
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 3, 2011 10:24:07 GMT -5
Wait a tic - Blood, are you racing?
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SV
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Post by SV on Apr 3, 2011 12:25:56 GMT -5
SV snapped her aviator goggles into place. Her team of cheetahs growled and pawed at the ground anxiously, save for the ever-serene Wilma Rudolph in the lead. Wilma was flicking the tip of her tail, back and forth, and SV knew her lead cheetah well enough to know what this meant: Wilma was ready for srs bsns.
The green light blinked on. SV braced herself for the lurch forward that didn't come. Her chariot and sled team wobbled side to side. She looked down to find that her foot was on the A button; her inattention caused her to stall out and the starting line.
Cursing, SV released the A button long enough for her team to regain composure and eased back onto it. The chariot shot off like a spotted furry bullet.
Ahead, she could see her BFF El. It would be nice to catch up to him for a moment and say hi, she thought as she steered her magnificent vehicle toward him, gaining little by little.
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Toru
Citizen of the Archipelago
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Post by Toru on Apr 3, 2011 14:29:38 GMT -5
GOTTA GO FAST
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Post by Ninety on Apr 3, 2011 15:08:24 GMT -5
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Post by BlackCat on Apr 3, 2011 15:59:08 GMT -5
Vroom
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 4, 2011 0:34:33 GMT -5
RACE STAGE ONE LOCATION: VENICE, ITALY RACERS: 21---------------------------------------------- DID YOU KNOW?Only 3 to 4 Gondolier licenses are issued annually. To qualify, applicants must be able to finish an extensive training after passing a rigorous exam. There are only 400 licensed Gondolas operating in Venice today.---------------------------------------------------- Greetings one and all from Venice, Italy! I’m Böse Zwieback and we’re here at the Stage One checkpoint bringing you live coverage of the Paris-DakkaDakka Rally! At this checkpoint, the racers will power through the Stage One finish line and continue on into Stage Two, flying down the pristine beaches of the Mediterranean coastline into Tartus! Here they come now! It’s Pohatu, taking a commanding early lead as his Been Macheen careens through the turns and bolts out of town towards Syria! Hot on his heels, it’s Testbug, not looking to give up any more ground! And here comes Kuro, thundering along and – hey, whoa!!! The Iron Giant very nearly trampled the gathered crowds as it struggled to find its footing in these narrow Venetian streets! No matter, it’s gathered its stride, and off it goes! Who’s next? That screaming two-stroke whine can only mean one thing – it’s 90, zipping over the line to take fourth place! And here comes Belle close behind for fifth! Oh no, it looks like we have a pack closing in, as Tangrow, Sem, and Fleet fight for sixth! As the dust settles, Shroud and ShadowMaster surge through, narrowly missing the divider as they struggle to keep pace! And here comes Toru, managing to stay clean as a whistle! Looks like we’ve hit a lull here, folks. Wonder where the rest of the – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHoly hamhocks, it’s Lee, pedaling along at breakneck speed, children baying like sirens behind him! And right behind him are Elliot and Iron Mouse, running neck and neck! And here come SV and BlackCat to round it off! Our eye in the sky tells me that we’ve got a few stragglers, due to delays on the line. But here they come now! They’ll have a lot of ground to make up in the stages to come! Shuffling through the checkpoint is Bulbs, and it looks like he forgot to charge his battery before he climbed into his powerchair! He’s barely rolling along! Jogging beside him is Choobs, and… he’s not even trying! He’s just keeping pace with Bulbs! Is this all the gas in his tank, or is he planning something for the later stages? Keep an eye on this one, ladies and gentlemen! Here comes Dark Soul, blasting the Punk and making ears bleed digital blood! And finally, here’s Tim, picking up last place in this first stage. He’s going to have to pick up his game if he wants to stay in this race! What’s that? Quickly, cut to the chopper cam! We’re going live to two miles outside of Venice, where it looks like Niji is already in trouble! It looks like he’s being chased by something… oh heavens!It’s BloodWolf! He’s come out of nowhere, and… he’s locked on… firing… oh no! Looks like it was Man Vs. Mechwarrior this stage… Well, that’s it for Niji, but now we’ve got the murderous BloodWolf running down the stragglers! We’ll see you all at Tartus, ladies and gentlemen! STAGE TWO – VENICE TO TARTUS BEGIN!!! --------------------------------------------- STANDINGS1.Pohatu 2.Testbug 3.Kuro 4.90 5.Belle 6.Tang 7.Sem 8.Fleet 9.Shroud 10.ShadowMaster 11.Toru 12.Lee 13.El 14.Iron Mouse 15.SV 16.BlackCat 17.Bulbs 18.Choobs 19. Dark Soul 20. Tim 21. Blood ELIMINATED1. Niji (exploded)
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 4, 2011 0:39:01 GMT -5
Lulz
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 4, 2011 0:40:08 GMT -5
Dead last to first place just like that. You dog.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 4, 2011 0:40:36 GMT -5
Sarge: This the best you can do?! I'd be doing better after stopping to pick damn daisies! Me: *glances around the streets while driving* Sarge: What the hell are you looking around for?! See that dinky bike? Keep on looking around and he'll pass you! Me: *turns head partially and yells at Donut* See that big door to the warehouse way ahead on the right? Make it fall! *looks forward again* Donut: *starts turning the gun to the left* Me: Private, the OTHER right. Donut: *turns to the right and fires at the door, leaving a part of the door to fall into the street, for whoever to deal with* Me: Done. *grins a little, then continues driving the warthog, flying through the narrow streets*
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 4, 2011 1:21:08 GMT -5
Been Macheen iss el Been Macheen Iss called el Been Macheen cuz iss so green Been Macheen iss el Been Macheen Tearin up el track like Wolvereen
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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Apr 4, 2011 1:24:50 GMT -5
Time for this to get ugly *grins and hits a button that deploys dual rapid fire plasma cannons on the front end of the his hover bike and then squeezes the triggers next to the throttle and starts firing at the back of shroud's warthog while quickly closing in on his bumper* AHAHAHAHAHA!!
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SV
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Post by SV on Apr 4, 2011 1:35:52 GMT -5
The curly-headed racer gained on Elliot quickly enough. She shouted a greeting to her BFF as she drew up beside him; but her efforts to rein her willful cheetahs down to a more leisurely (but still very fast) pace failed and the team sped on, visions of Tartus dancing in their speedy feline heads.
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Post by Kuroboom on Apr 4, 2011 1:54:20 GMT -5
Damn groceries.
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Sem
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Post by Sem on Apr 4, 2011 3:50:33 GMT -5
*zooms over to Tan and pesters him.
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Fleetwolf
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Post by Fleetwolf on Apr 4, 2011 5:41:16 GMT -5
Here...
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Post by Tangrufa on Apr 4, 2011 5:42:36 GMT -5
:33 < *The catmobile claws at Sem, slowing down as a result. After a paws, it returns to the game, taking a purrfectly scenic route*
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Apr 4, 2011 7:18:43 GMT -5
Rawr!
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Post by Belle on Apr 4, 2011 8:05:59 GMT -5
oh my god things happen when I sleep. Whyyyyyy.
foosh
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