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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 7, 2009 0:28:30 GMT -5
So, people, just post great quotes from outside the Exodus, preferably forum/chatroom stuff, not commonly seen pop culture stuff. ---------
You know...the RPG "Stuporheroes" lets you make characters like that.
I think the 2 best we ever came up with were GG - he can turn gibbons into grapefruits and vice-versa. He was once asked what happens if he uses it on a peeled grapefruit. He got a distant look in his eyes, shuddered, and said "Never again..."
Then, the incredible Rampant! We were discussing "blasts of" powers. We reasoned, by the time you get to substances as complex as blasts of sand or bees, there's really no reasonable limit anymore. So, lions.
Rampant can shoot blasts of lions. They won't attack him, but he can't control them, either. He can also control how "hard" the lions come out. He can even simulate limited flight. But it's very unwholesome.-Yulian, Giant in the Playground
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Feb 24, 2009 12:05:12 GMT -5
Hey I'll trade you a Battleship for a pine tree-Schmerz
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 25, 2009 1:14:09 GMT -5
“but that really was nobody's fault except Megarachne, for being a scorpion that looks a whole lot like a Giant Spider. Little bastard.”-TVTropes
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Feb 25, 2009 12:30:48 GMT -5
"i swear it wasnt me! it was the jolly green giant! >.>" -uNknown
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 25, 2009 17:00:39 GMT -5
I decided to change myself and be me.-Elaine Davidson
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Post by Krazy Glue on Feb 28, 2009 16:09:56 GMT -5
26 months for murder?! I gotta meet your lawyer - Blow
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 1, 2009 5:22:47 GMT -5
"If Onigumo was eaten by daemons, and this formed Naraku, doesn't that mean that Nraku is daemon poop?" -Schmerz
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 2, 2009 0:39:49 GMT -5
BloodWolfAssassin (2 weeks ago) Show Hide +3 Marked as spam Reply | Spam So the emergency button makes the megazord knee its enemy in the balls, why don't they do that more often
THAT IS THE YOUTUBE USER'S REAL NAME. Blood, when should we destroy said fellow?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 4, 2009 2:00:34 GMT -5
I am no closer to hell than the guy (I'm assuming) with a live, shaved, declawed gerbil in his ass. So that's something. -Ryan in Philly
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 4, 2009 12:28:04 GMT -5
No, we can let him live a little while. It's BloodWolfAssassin, not BloodWolf7Assassin. Once he gets through five before me we can take him out.
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Clicker
Joyeuse Insurgency
Trunk Monkey Thief Retriever
They're more fun airborne.
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Post by Clicker on Mar 4, 2009 13:34:29 GMT -5
oh dear I'll have to warn him... I hope he won't ask for a raise...
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 4, 2009 14:00:17 GMT -5
There's no point in killing me anyway =P
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 5, 2009 20:45:38 GMT -5
A sheriff’s report said Johnson defrauded another Manatee man of $20,0000-Bradenton Herald
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 19, 2009 23:11:17 GMT -5
I found out that my great-grandpa committed bestiality back in the old country and now I was a weregoat-Pohatufan1
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 20, 2009 21:50:03 GMT -5
"There's one word to describe this place. Insane" -firewil67 (or somn like that....)
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 19, 2009 19:28:57 GMT -5
I had to Force Refresh twice to get it to recognize the new header. -Cholma Is that a Light-side or Dark-side power?-doolingiguana
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 3, 2009 19:52:00 GMT -5
I must have wandered into perverted territory...help?-DemonH8ter
Is it just me, or does that guy sound like Blood?
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 5, 2009 7:02:41 GMT -5
This had made my day at the time:
"You all = Y'all. Therefore, We all = W'all." - Cheryl F.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 26, 2009 14:33:49 GMT -5
A time scooter? A SCOOTER?!?! "When this baby reaches a quarter of a mile per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****". -GuidoJacob2002 or somethin' like dat.
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Post by Loogs on Aug 26, 2009 14:49:25 GMT -5
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 26, 2009 17:46:45 GMT -5
Hence the "Deviant" part.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 27, 2009 18:03:14 GMT -5
"What we really need to be wary of, is not the dangers of the unknown, but rather the dangers of the foreseen and the predicted." - me
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 4, 2009 20:56:26 GMT -5
Missions where I have to shoot a bunch of dudes from a fixed machine gun. This is never fun. Ever. No, not even if they're zombies or giant bugs or something. It's just boring. Yes, I understand I'm playing a shooter, in which things are shot by my shooting them. Usually this is done in a point and click manner. The thing is I'm also playing a game in which usually I get to move around and figure out how best to shoot things with the shooty clicking. In the turret segment all I do is hold down the fire button and move it left and right in a slow, rythmic fashion. After three minutes I've even seen all of your death animations, it's all downhill from here. What's this, a flying enemy? Whatever will I do? Oh, right, I'll shoot it too. -Warty Goblin
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Sept 5, 2009 14:35:25 GMT -5
"Some people break their iPhones. Some people even JAILbreak their iPhones. Now, the newest craze with the iPhone, HOME BREAKING YOUR iPHONE!" *throws his iPhone out the window in his house* - Zach R.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 13, 2009 14:23:35 GMT -5
"shoop da whoop > *fires my laser*" "No! I FIRE YOUR LASER! Now you must hire a new one!" Sarah and a friend on Facebook
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 29, 2009 19:29:21 GMT -5
And brutal practicality is the hallmark of the vampire mob.-Imgram
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