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Post by ch00beh on Sept 20, 2010 11:33:13 GMT -5
[18:28] jmodum90: what is the danish soda-of-choice [18:28] Joe: uh [18:28] Joe: i keep wanting to say faygo [18:28] Joe: but it's actually faxe
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Post by Ninety on Sept 21, 2010 18:42:45 GMT -5
6:37:50 PM Me: www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02627.gif6:39:40 PM PenguinDeus: wtf 6:39:43 PM PenguinDeus: is that paint pic 6:39:44 PM PenguinDeus: u sent me 6:39:47 PM PenguinDeus: wtf is going on 6:39:53 PM PenguinDeus: why is bill cosby 6:40:03 PM PenguinDeus: what
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 22, 2010 16:09:42 GMT -5
"A sneaking politician coasts near the fizzy liver. Pistol Shrimp prefers the matching vegetarian. A substance rains down upon the patient. A bicycle scares a diet controller near the conduct. Jelly Fish pilots the twist within the shoe. Jelly Fish budgets the urgent premise. "-therecordholder
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Sept 22, 2010 20:46:04 GMT -5
This is something that I read (or may have written...I don't remember anymore) over 7 years ago.... It's just the end rather than the whole thing, but it came into my mind earlier while I was having a sort of heart-to-heart with a close friend of mine.
"...Just remember. People live, but people die. If you (god forbid) were to die tomorrow, you would be in my heart. Would I be in yours?" - Unknown
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Sept 29, 2010 0:54:34 GMT -5
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. The worst thing you could get from the opposite sex was cooties. Mom and dad were your heroes. Five dollars seemed like a million. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over". Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine and wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. Kool-Aid was the drink of choice and the only thing you smoked were the tires of your bike. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees and the only things that could get broken were your toys. Life was simple and carefree, but what I remember the most was wanting to grow up. -Lindsay Youngdahl
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Post by SV on Sept 29, 2010 2:07:39 GMT -5
<While attempting to force personal pan pizza boxes into trash bag...>
"I hate these damn pizza boxes. These pizza boxes are the spawn of my existence. No, wait. That's not right."
- Yours truly, in the throes of mono and cold medicine.
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Post by Albatross Trevelyan on Sept 29, 2010 17:48:21 GMT -5
Is it me, or is Simba hot? .... for a lion - Someone on Youtube comments.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Oct 11, 2010 10:59:13 GMT -5
@kuro: Wow. Someone's into furries and beastiality
@topic: "Killer whales are way more bad-ass than tigers"
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Nov 23, 2010 1:20:09 GMT -5
"Wolanyk was arrested for refusing to complete the security process. A woman, identified by Harbor police as Danielle Kelli Hayman, 39, of San Diego was detained for recording the incident on a phone."
-R. Stickney
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40314284/ns/travel-news/)
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Nov 26, 2010 0:09:47 GMT -5
This was a while back, but... My bro, Mike talking to our mutual friend Nemo: "Now if you would stop smoking, stop eating shit, and well... Two and a half months of training like mine, and your pickup line will be, 'I've got a six pack and a Cadillac; Pick your ride! Play your cards right and you may get both!'"
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Post by ch00beh on Jan 6, 2011 19:01:55 GMT -5
[19:01] Noah: well, fuck if I've got anything to do [19:01] Noah: I guess I have to read more MSPA [19:01] Joe: yes
Got another one.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Feb 19, 2011 1:59:31 GMT -5
-"Hmm... There's something about you that's interfering with my immense psychic powers...." - ghost hunter -"An impenetrable wall of scepticism?" - Kat
-from Sequential Art web comic
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Post by Fleetwolf on Apr 5, 2011 17:43:42 GMT -5
"Hey, are you flying a kite?"
".... No, I'm fishing for birds..."
(Adaptation of a 'like' on Facebook)
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Post by Ninety on Apr 8, 2011 23:57:08 GMT -5
11:46:33 PM Mike: did i ever show u 11:46:39 PM Mike: one time i was sketching like a renoir 11:46:40 PM Mike: or something 11:46:45 PM Mike: and i totally surrenders 11:46:48 PM Mike: surrendered 11:46:49 PM Mike: on the face 11:46:56 PM Me: haha 11:46:58 PM Mike: i just drew a cat 11:46:59 PM Me: nah 11:47:01 PM Mike: the way my mom does 11:47:02 PM Me: you didnh ahhahahaha 11:47:08 PM Mike: let me try to find 11:50:58 PM Mike: can u see it 11:51:00 PM Mike: i forwarded 11:51:11 PM Mike: its shitty from my phone of course 11:51:14 PM Mike: i still had the pick tho 11:51:19 PM Me: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha 11:51:24 PM Mike: look at the face dood its so good 11:51:32 PM Mike: i love how my mom draws cats 11:52:46 PM Mike: isnt that sik 11:52:47 PM Mike: hahaha
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 17, 2011 17:29:54 GMT -5
Talking about how people were complaining about having wasted their money on the Charlie Sheen comedy thing having bombed:
"If you are willing to pay money to see a 'former crackhead' think he's a stand-up commedian, you fucking deserve to lose your money. It's kinda like going to the zoo to see zebras and then getting pissed off when you're like, 'Why the fuck do zebras have stripes?'" - Phillip DeFranco.
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Post by Fleetwolf on Jul 6, 2011 12:35:55 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hi Stranger: f or m You: Witch, not wizard. You? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 15, 2011 12:35:35 GMT -5
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." -Lao Tzu
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 27, 2011 17:05:34 GMT -5
"Smoking Jesus titty cinnamon! That is a MONSTER! That's gonna be SWEEEET!" - Scooter (from Borderlands)
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Post by Ninety on Apr 9, 2012 12:09:32 GMT -5
LS] 10:51 pm: So, I spent the day doing a craft project with little kids [LS] 10:51 pm: I was teaching them how to make a flower out of some pipecleaners and yarn and stuff [LS] 10:51 pm: As part of this bigass craft fair thing at my university [LS] 10:51 pm: And this little girl comes up to the booth [LCC] 10:51 pm: Sounds like you live in a post apoc era [LS] 10:51 pm: She literally has a floral pattern shirt [LS] 10:52 pm: A skirt with flowers on it [LS] 10:52 pm: Shoes with flowers on them [LCC] 10:52 pm: go on [LS] 10:52 pm: A flower facepainted on her face from the last booth [LS] 10:52 pm: A paper flower in her hand from the booth before that [LS] 10:52 pm: So I ask her if she wants to make a flower [LS] 10:52 pm: And she looks at me and goes [LS] 10:52 pm: I DON'T LIKE FLOWERS [LS] 10:52 pm: And walks away [Accursed] 10:53 pm: looooooool [LCC] 10:53 pm: I love her [Ninety] 10:53 pm: She is obviously the supreme being in this universe.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 24, 2012 11:48:05 GMT -5
Not quite a quote, but I'm sure Lee and the other Homestuck fans will appreciate. I don't actually remember whose page I saw this on...but credit to someone. Attachments:
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