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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Feb 10, 2010 13:52:55 GMT -5
'I think... yeah, I am. I'm gettin' off work, and as soon as I get home, I'm gonna start effin' dudes.'
-Me, to Ninety, discussing Starcraft.
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Post by Ninety on Feb 10, 2010 17:52:20 GMT -5
Ninety: Man, it got really dark when that cloud passed overhead. Biscuit: I love it when that happens. I mean, I hate it when that happens. I have mixed feelings about the subject. Both: (uproarious laughter)
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Feb 11, 2010 1:41:19 GMT -5
"So much fun means so little if you're not with the person you want to be with." -Chris F
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 18, 2010 20:04:44 GMT -5
wildcat does!!!! you can't do this with a dino!! ::joe montana puts on a wildcat mask and throws an exploding football at a dinosaur pinata filled with chicken bones and that creepy white gravy that you put on chicken fried steak, points at the camera and shouts "WILDCAT DOES!!!" then james buster douglas busts in on some girl with a pet dinosaur playing tetris then he takes her nintendo and punches it and chokes the dinosaur with a columns cartridge, points at the camera and shouts "WILDCAT DOES!!!" then we get a stock photo of michael jackson winking and there's like golden calligraphy that says WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL, WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL because we're not allowed to make fun of him anymore because he's somehow turned into mother theresa now that he's dead, but then Pat Riley throws a folding chair through the picture while wearing a shirt that says "CLEVER GIRL", then he rips his shirt off hulkamaniac style and it says SIKE written in blood (presumably dinosaur blood) on his chest and he shouts "WILDCAT DOES!!!" then it cuts to black and that one dude from boyz II men can be heard saying "what gert and old lace don't"::
i don't even remember the point i was trying to make. but yeah. i had somehow come up with a comparison where wildcat is genesis and gerty is nintendo, and it seemed compelling at the time. but i forgot what made me think about that while i was creating my recreation of the classic sega genesis commercial. but it took me too long to write. dan didio is a moron. i love zzzax. and detective chimp. and beer. and i'm voting for wildcat. my mom's car smells like pizzalicious pringles.[/size]-Purple Puss
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Feb 28, 2010 19:46:56 GMT -5
"My complaint is how they decided to reclassify Pluto as a dwarf planet."
"Well..... If they..... I have absolutely nothing to say to that."
My response to my english teacher asking if we had any complaints, of any kind so that he could use it as an example.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 20, 2010 20:15:24 GMT -5
This quote from Jeremy Irons pretty much sums up my Archie Exie experience:
"I constantly experience failure in that my work is never as good as I want it to be. So I live with failure. What buoys you up? The people whom you have deceived who think you are great and congratulate you on things."
(Related is a quote by Peter O'Toole which I can't remember exactly but which runs to the effect that whenever he reads a positive review of one of his performances, he thinks "Oh good, I got away with that one", and whenever he reads a negative review he thinks "Ah, they caught me that time.")
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 25, 2010 7:25:26 GMT -5
Blood is seriously trolling his English class. It's pretty epic, oddly enough.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 27, 2010 13:33:10 GMT -5
HATE HEAR THAT ABOUT MY BOY PRINCE-Yahoo News comment, in the first 10
Prince, mah boi!
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Mar 28, 2010 11:51:23 GMT -5
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Apr 12, 2010 12:51:08 GMT -5
Ninety: Sex is not worth having a supercreature hell bent on obliterating the human race. Especially since she'll kill you afterwards.
Beastcuit: Depends on the sex, man.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 29, 2010 17:41:31 GMT -5
Well... A literal quote of a (n entire) note:
Shit is fucking shit. People suck. People try, but don’t ever expect to be satisfied with them. They can tell you the truth, or they can lie. You want the truth, but will only accept the lie. You can tell them the truth, or you can tell them what they need to hear. People want to be and do good, but can never manage to that. You’ll “laugh out loud”, but who knows if it’s amusement, sympathy, to limply a meaningless transition. You’ll “smile” and crack a teasing joke, but there’s always that tiny truth behind it. There’s always that one thing you want to say. Kindness is rare. When it’s rare and then given, it means a lot. You like it. You want it. You need it. You quietly prod for more. When you get it, you can’t help but like the person who gave it to you. You want to like them. You want them to like you. You need them to like you. You need someone to like you. You know they don’t like you, but you really want them to. Suddenly every joke is flirting; every smile is more than a smile. You know it’s not really, you know there’s no way in hell it is and that this is all just hopeful thinking, but you can’t let it not be. You need this. You need something to hope for. You need something to dream for; to dream of. It’s just something small for you to cling on to. It’s your life line to life; something to keep you alive. The impossible dream of the perfect person and the perfect love keeps you hoping. So you hope and hope. You know nothing will ever come out of just hoping, but you’re too scared that you will fuck it up if you go for it. You don’t want to ruin anything there ever might be by being stupid and saying the wrong thing. So you keep waiting. You will wait forever if you must. Whether it’s one dream, or a thousand, it’s still the same thing. Shit will always be shit. You won’t find a diamond in it unless it’s there to start. There can never be a diamond. The shit can smell nicer and nicer, but diamonds are perfect, and shit is fucking shit. You is I; I is People; They are people. Figure it the fuck out for yourself. -Shawn Somber (the author)
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 31, 2010 15:39:30 GMT -5
I'm not sure who it was (it may have been someone here) but someone said that they should have done with the anime what they did with the manga; replace Ash after Kanto and bring in new protagonists, which I really liked. In the new series' there is literally no reason for Ash to lose to anything less than Mewtwo whilst riding Arceus and wielding Mew like a flail, yet he has to (in increasingly stupid ways) because there's no point just showing him annihilate everything all the time, which has lead to massive character decay.-Kobold-Bard
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 6, 2010 11:48:38 GMT -5
ch00bs: You know we'd all do our characters ch00bs: in the butt Pohatu: Ok this just got weird.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 6, 2010 12:03:14 GMT -5
I THINK "female characters" was specified in the original conversation.
I'm pretty sure.
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 6, 2010 12:17:30 GMT -5
fine.
FEMALE characters. We'd all do them. Despite them being all described as average to ok girls.
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Post by Ninety on Aug 6, 2010 19:31:57 GMT -5
I already expressed my desire to put my penis in Rie's butt.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 6, 2010 19:36:20 GMT -5
[citation needed]
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Post by Loogs on Aug 7, 2010 0:44:19 GMT -5
"No vet posing! You need to at least get some street cred first! Like this! *wears hat backwards*" ~LeeTupper
"Sir, your wearing your hat wrong. *fixes it* There you go." ~Antisuperheroguy's reply
Just something I found while I was digging up ancient history.
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Post by Loogs on Aug 7, 2010 17:09:19 GMT -5
"Al roared as he came down with his fist "Hawaiian PUNCH!" bright blue energy surrounded his fist and Hawaii's state flowers trailed him as he came down on Miko."
That is the best post I have ever read by Kevin in the history of ever.
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Post by ch00beh on Sept 7, 2010 12:07:34 GMT -5
[19:05] hypr714: if you had any super power what would it be [19:05] BenR: to have friends [19:05] hypr714: [19:05] hypr714: hm [19:05] BenR: uh [19:05] BenR: but [19:05] BenR: probably ballin' particle manipulation [19:06] hypr714: like [19:06] BenR: like, conjuring fire/water/electricity, levitating/flying and teleportation [19:06] hypr714: oh that is so lame dammit [19:06] BenR: huzzah! [19:07] BenR: probably flying then
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 7, 2010 21:22:37 GMT -5
BenR is my hero of the day. Huzzah!
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Post by ch00beh on Sept 8, 2010 12:02:34 GMT -5
[19:01] ch00beh: why do you drama [19:01] Elliot (R): hi i'm gay [19:01] Elliot (R): drama is my middle name
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 13, 2010 22:54:38 GMT -5
Kevin Callahan likes I HEART Boobies (KEEP A BREAST).-Kevin's Facebook
So, anybody else think he telegraphed that one a little?
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Post by Ninety on Sept 16, 2010 1:05:32 GMT -5
[LS] 1:01 am: Does that satisfy your curiosity, 90? [Ninety] 1:02 am: i wasn't listening [Ninety] 1:02 am: say it again, but slower [Niji] 1:02 am: It's text. [Niji] 1:02 am: =( [LS] 1:02 am: okay [darkmx4] 1:02 am: you dont have to listen [darkmx4] 1:02 am: you have to read [Ninety] 1:02 am: i don't understand
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Sept 16, 2010 8:57:45 GMT -5
WHY
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WHYYYYY
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WHYYYYYYYYYY LAAAAAAAAADDYYYY
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Sept 16, 2010 10:14:41 GMT -5
Sandra: What's your name? Lee: *nods* Buda *nods towards Stallone* Pest Sandra: Follow me, please. *walks away* Barney: Buda and pest... Nice... *shakes head*
-The Expendables
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