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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 18, 2007 8:22:07 GMT -5
"It's tragic, tragic," said the Chief of Police. "We thought the Mafia's reign of terror in this town was over..."
After seeing a window broken open in Baboon's house, authorities rushed in to discover what had transpired. Sure enough, they found the remains of the Mafia's first kill.
It was a grisly parody of a Christmas celebration. A giant pine tree occupied the center of Baboon's living room. His entrails had been wrapped around it like a string of lights; his fingers and toes dangled from branches like ornaments. Neatly-wrapped boxes at the foot of the tree were found to contain his heart, his lungs, and other internal organs. And, to top it all off (literally), where a star or angel would normally appear at the top of the tree, the killers had placed Baboon's head.
The rest of the body has not yet been found, but it's a pretty safe bet that...
BABOON IS NOW DEAD!
Authorities were also shocked to find Kazkame sleeping comfortably in a tree not far from Baboon's house. He was perfectly intact and seemed not to remember the manner of his death at all.
KAZKAME IS NOW ALIVE!
Get to the accusin' and make it snappy!
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 18, 2007 9:25:32 GMT -5
A Telegram is recieved by the mayor from Ocelot who is at the Hospital recovering from his vicious beating by Prime. The Telegram reads:
I think I know who did not commit the crime it was most definetly not Prime he was with me drinking some tea at what is thought to be the deathly time
but do not think it strange that we made amends me and Prime are loving lifelong friends bad of me to accuse Prime he cant even squeeze a lime and a reminder also of my shindig next week I hope you attend
I have no I idea who might be the vile villain who could commit such a viscous killin' But I do have suspisions of Pope I heard he had a bloody rope thank you for your time and now I will continue chillin'
Vote:Pope
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 18, 2007 13:43:07 GMT -5
"I'm sorry to say that I was so wrong about Kazkame, though apparently, someone has made amends to revive the man..." "Now, who has been mysteriously inactive for the past few days, only to come back later? I do believe that Pope does fit that bill." Vote: Pope Vote: Pope
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Feb 18, 2007 13:47:24 GMT -5
Cinders snorted as the telegram was read out, and crossed her arms. 'The Pope was with me, talking Warhammer 40k. Neither of us have ever been near Bab's place, at least not last night. And Christmas was yonks ago! If it was anyone, it would be Prime. He has the sort of sense of humour I'd place with putting up Christmas decorations in February.'
VOTE: Prime
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 18, 2007 15:02:57 GMT -5
OOC: My inactivity comes from my being ill, Im better now.
BIC: Clearly as demonstrated in his last post, Lee must be the culprit. He had a stethoscope and was inspecting people's bodies. He clearly is familiar with human bodies and knew how to dismember them in a Christmas fashion.
Vote: Lee
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Post by prime on Feb 18, 2007 15:36:13 GMT -5
OOC: You realise, of corse, that being able to buy ressurections means this game will never end, right? Lmao.
BIC: "Right, so it wasn't Kazkame.' Prime said, walking over and shaking the man's hand, welcoming him back from the dead. "However, I was most definatly NOT with Ocelot last night! I would never drink that man's tea!" Prime exclaimed. "No, no, I was with Lee! We two were sparring all night, I could never have killed Baboon!" He said surely. "Oh, and Lee couldn't have killed him either, he was to busy trying not to die."
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Post by kazkame on Feb 18, 2007 15:41:39 GMT -5
kazkame sits in a chair and lights his pipe. *puff puff* " hmmm it is good to be alive again, either way i told you wippersnapers just because i can not spell real good does not mean i am a part of the mafia"
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 18, 2007 15:54:37 GMT -5
OOC: You realise, of corse, that being able to buy ressurections means this game will never end, right? Lmao. You can only win so much denarii... And you can only buy so many resurrections.
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Post by prime on Feb 18, 2007 17:02:33 GMT -5
Yeah, but the Mafia can only kill one person at a time. Meanwhile, you have a whole village of people working up the cash to ressurect eachother and keep eachother alive. I think the ressurection shaman was better lmao.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 18, 2007 17:07:09 GMT -5
Yes, I think that Necromancer idea is going to have to get... heh... revived. By whoever hosts the next game.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 18, 2007 18:36:24 GMT -5
"Well, you being with Ocelot proves NOTHING." Lee said, donning his detective's guise once more. "I am a man of many skills, but those skills, even if they include dismembering a man, they also include the reassembly..."
Lee noted the positions of the entrails. "And Ropecraft and Homedecorating are skills I put no ranks in. I would have had to roll two untrained twenties to do that. And I certainly don't have that luck or talent." He halted, handling his hair's heft with a brisk flip of the wrist.
"Prime on the other hand, has eight levels in Rogue and two in the prestige class Murderous Homosexual! That means he must at least have some training in those areas! I accuse thee!!!"
Vote: Prime
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Post by prime on Feb 18, 2007 20:38:05 GMT -5
"I take offense to that!" Prime bellowed mightely, flexing his many defined martial arts muscles. "I have 20 levels in warrior!" He yelled, "And 17 in Martial Arts Prodegy! I know nothing of home decor!" He bellowed proudly. "If you don't believe me, just look at my house!" He said, pointing to a small grey hut with boarded up windows. "But, since I know you have no love for me, I would at least like to make a request." He said. "If I am to die, I want to be killed by seppuku. I'd like Andurin to be my support, and cut off my head before the expression of terror can take me." He said solmnly.
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Post by Loogs on Feb 18, 2007 20:47:46 GMT -5
"Of course....Only a HOMOSEXUAL would want to die by seppuku!" Loogs stood in a corner, looking awesome and now chewing a stick of chocolate Pocky. "It's only logical that Prime was the one who murdered Baboon... That Christmas tree was way too fabulously decorated to be adorned by any mere hetero!"
Vote: Teh Prime
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Post by prime on Feb 18, 2007 21:10:25 GMT -5
"I concede defeat, I will die by seppuku." He said. "Though always remember that I am innocent." Prime said, walking to the hangin station. He sat down japanese style, and waited for someone to bring him a Tanto and give Andurin a Katana. "Andurin, please, cut swiftly."
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 18, 2007 21:13:28 GMT -5
Whoa! Hold on there, Saigo Takamori! Give us another day to vote you off proper first!
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Post by prime on Feb 18, 2007 22:17:49 GMT -5
"Very well, I shall remain in this position until the time of my death. One should never outstay his welcome, and I don't believe it would be wise to miss an appointment with lady death." Prime said forlornly.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 18, 2007 22:39:14 GMT -5
Well, after some overwhelming evidence, aka, the cemetary topic, which y'all should look at, I would like to change my votes to Ocelot, in which Ocelot wanted to keep two innocents dead, one of which was already alive. Unvote: Pope Vote: Ocelot. John Kerry - the flip-flopper
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Post by bulbaboy on Feb 18, 2007 23:48:10 GMT -5
While walking through the Snowy cemetery Bulbs spies Ocelot spitting
On Kaz's empty grave. Which means he is a bad Person. So Vote: Oce!
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 19, 2007 2:05:43 GMT -5
so what's the tally so far? (Tally ho!)
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 19, 2007 16:54:04 GMT -5
"You are all missing the truth, which is right before your eyes. Ocelot and Prime may be mafia members, however, the person who committed this crime is most defiantly Lee. Only a murderer would take an alibi that protected him then turn on that person and say it is invalid. If Lee was not with Prime at the time of the incident, then, where was he? Committing the crime, that's where. Lee must be the mob boss, or in other words, the God Father. He must be dealt with quickly!"
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 19, 2007 17:29:28 GMT -5
Another Telegram arrives marked:
I have heard the Breaking News and because of that I think it my cue time to go Lee you cannot flee because of this the town will see your blood spew
Unvote:Pope Vote: Lee
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Post by prime on Feb 19, 2007 17:36:36 GMT -5
Prime nodded slowly. "I concede that I did fall asleep at one point, but when I woke up, Lee was still there, though he looked well rested despite our matches. I guess I was sleeping for quite a while...He could've done anything during that time." Prime said slowly...
VOTE: Lee!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 19, 2007 17:43:14 GMT -5
Lee lingers, listening. Licking his lips, he turns to Ocelot's telegram as Bulbs tried to sound out the big words. He opened a can of a brand name beverage, and chugging it.
"Well, I think that I may need to change my vote radically. Prime, you may very obviously be Mafia, but I think that I should attend to the winning vote rather than leaving myself defenseless."
UNVOTE: PRIME VOTE: OCELOT
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Post by Loogs on Feb 19, 2007 17:49:21 GMT -5
"Eh, what the heck." Loogs averted her gaze from Prime and directed it towards Ocelot, grinning maniacally.
UNVOTE: PRIME VOTE: OCELOT
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Feb 19, 2007 17:56:23 GMT -5
Cinders sighed. 'Well, I must admit, you are looking rather more evil now, Ocelot,' she muttered, and also switched her vote.
UNVOTE: Prime VOTE: Ocelot
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Post by Loogs on Feb 19, 2007 19:13:43 GMT -5
"On second thought... It may not do much now, but I can try... He's not so evil-looking..."
UNVOTE: OCELOT VOTE: CH00BEH
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