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Post by Popebenedict on Jun 29, 2007 1:22:28 GMT -5
Simply defend against the attack from the post above you, and attack the post that will be under you.
*Fires a nuke at the next post*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jun 29, 2007 1:26:30 GMT -5
*uses a bead to trap the nuke*
*sends Worf after the guy/gal below me.*
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Post by kazkame on Jun 29, 2007 8:13:41 GMT -5
*charms the warf with beast-master ability*
*ties a bomb to the warf and sends it to the person below*
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 29, 2007 8:17:58 GMT -5
*pushes the Worf off a wharf*
*fires his gun which shoots chainsaws which shoot fire at the next poster*
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Post by Loogs on Jun 29, 2007 9:14:07 GMT -5
*hits the floor with the post shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"*
(haha, this is why we opt for the homing fire chainsaw gun. ^^
*pumps several rounds of Uzi fire into the next post*
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Post by bulbaboy on Jun 29, 2007 9:40:24 GMT -5
*Pulls a Neo and dodges all the bullets.*
*Throws a midgit in a bikini at the next post.*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jun 29, 2007 10:41:14 GMT -5
*Throws his own midget in a speedo to counter thye attack.*
*Makes a called shot with a crank-action crossbow*
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Post by Popebenedict on Jun 29, 2007 13:27:00 GMT -5
*Gets his head blasted off, to reveal it was only a marrionette. Maybe next time? Oh, wait I have 2 more * *Takes his disembodied marrionette head and throws it at the next post.*
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 29, 2007 13:46:41 GMT -5
*has a scintillating conversation with the marionette head in which it transpires that he's just a nice guy trying to raise a family*
*lays a bear trap for the next poster*
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Post by Q on Jun 29, 2007 22:36:34 GMT -5
*Triggers it harmlessly with a walking stick*
*Throws a Molotov cocktail at the next post*
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Post by kazkame on Jun 30, 2007 7:44:33 GMT -5
drinks the cocktail and blows out fire
goes supernova on the next post
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Post by Q on Jul 2, 2007 10:21:48 GMT -5
*Creates a hole in the space-time continuum, into which the supernova dissipates*
*Starts sucking the next post into the hole in the space-time continuum*
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Post by Damien on Jul 4, 2007 15:09:18 GMT -5
*Alters reality and swallows the hole*
*Sends a load of exploding cows toward the next post*
(Kaz you do know Molotov cocktails are generally glass bottles with a rag in the top filled with petrol, right?)
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 8, 2007 12:25:40 GMT -5
(Well, clearly he drank the petrol. Which did not prove fatal at all. Especially not when he blew fire afterwards. Clearly.)
*sells tickets to see the Rain of Exploding Cows and makes a killing*
*throws the next poster into an arena filled with starved lions*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 8, 2007 14:15:54 GMT -5
*feeds Pat to them. Or at least part of him.*
*Throws a ball full of kryptonite hornets at the next person*
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Post by Ocelot on Jul 12, 2007 15:25:46 GMT -5
*Calls for Superman, who comes to save me and is swarmed to death by the hornets*
*kicks a can at the next poster*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 16, 2007 16:43:18 GMT -5
*sends the can after the Brave Little Toaster* "GO GET 'EM!"
*sends the Kraken after some other sap*
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Post by Q on Sept 18, 2007 14:54:57 GMT -5
*Makes calamari out of the Kraken*
*Drops a nuclear bomb on the next post*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 1, 2008 17:57:05 GMT -5
*transforms into a Clampett, negating the technology.*
*Fires 'possum gun at the next poster. W/ RABIES!*
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Post by Q on Mar 27, 2008 7:37:38 GMT -5
*Builds a brick wall in the blink of an eye. Don't ask how.*
*Goes back in time to kill the next poster's grandfather.*
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Post by Albatross Trevelyan on Apr 1, 2008 15:25:27 GMT -5
*With magical magic-magic closes both doors from the worm hole, trapping Q in time space*
*Throws the holy hand grenade at the count of two, instead of three, and not four or five, and certainly not at one*
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Post by Q on Apr 15, 2008 8:58:58 GMT -5
*Slaps Albatross for such a horrid misquote*
*Teleports the next poster into space*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 15, 2008 10:41:27 GMT -5
*goes into a low budget movie so he can breathe in space, since they Didn't Do the Research*
*Sets a banana peel very deliberately on the ground.*
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Post by Q on Apr 18, 2008 9:07:28 GMT -5
Heh. Do you frequent tvtropes.org as well? Anyway...
*Slips on the banana peel, landing in a swimming pool*
*Shoots the next poster with a water gun*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jun 27, 2008 15:09:12 GMT -5
*counjures a shield of water to absorb water from water gun*
*surrounds the next person in darkness*
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Post by Loogs on Jun 29, 2008 17:23:40 GMT -5
*uses the equally-as-cliche Happy-Happy Kawaii Wand of Moon Tiara Magic to clear away teh bad darkness*
*forces next poster to clean up Chernobyl*
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