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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 15, 2008 16:11:48 GMT -5
Hmmm... Never heard of anyone tear through fiber wire before.... Anyways,
*shoves Lee into a portal and teleports him to Saturn before he explodes*
*transforms the next poster info a gigantic amp*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 20, 2008 8:09:20 GMT -5
*Puts the next poster in the way so that they are turned into an amp instead*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 20, 2008 13:51:12 GMT -5
*can't transform self into any object with such a weak version of the spell, so it fails*
*puts the next poster onto a huge fishing rod and goes fishing for sharks with them as bait*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 20, 2008 23:45:09 GMT -5
*Turns it into a Mr. Rabbit cartoon where Mr. Rabbit has a cat used for shark bait instead*
*Forces the next person to make themselves pregnant*
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Post by Q on Jul 29, 2008 6:27:27 GMT -5
*Is a male, therefore cannot fulfill that compulsion*
*Forces the next poster to drown themselves in wet cement*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 29, 2008 20:57:04 GMT -5
*greases self in cooking oil, improvises a snorkel, and emerges from cement the moment DJK turns away.*
*Whacks the next person with a greasy snorkel tube*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 30, 2008 0:48:35 GMT -5
*sets it on fire so that Lee's hand catches on fire, forcing him to drop it before he can strike*
*forces the next poster to remake their whole "trusted people" list*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 30, 2008 1:00:28 GMT -5
*doesn't have at trusted people list, only a vague outline of who NOT to trust. * *throws Bill Cosby at the next poster.*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 30, 2008 1:10:43 GMT -5
*fires RPG at Bill Cosby*
*discharges and focuses all the electricity made at a power plant within the last two years at the next poster*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 3, 2008 0:24:46 GMT -5
*uses firebending to direct it at the person below him*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 3, 2008 0:27:34 GMT -5
*Grabs the person that posted directly above me and uses him as a shield*
*Forces the next person to sit buy all the games that they've ever wanted to play. Then stare at them for the REST OF THEIR LIFE. (Or lives in some cases =P)*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 3, 2008 0:42:03 GMT -5
*closes eyes, blocks ears, stops up nose.*
*throws noseplugs at the next guy*
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Clicker
Joyeuse Insurgency
Trunk Monkey Thief Retriever
They're more fun airborne.
Posts: 236
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Post by Clicker on Aug 4, 2008 12:09:48 GMT -5
catches the icky nose plugs in a tissue, puts the tissue in a paper lunch bag soaks it in gasoline and throws it at the next person
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 5, 2008 10:54:13 GMT -5
*lights a lighter, and throws it at the thrown lunchbox, making it catch on fire*
*telepathically throws flaming lunchbox at the next poster*
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Post by Q on Aug 10, 2008 10:05:54 GMT -5
*Pulls a fire extinguisher out of hammerspace and sprays the lunchbox, putting out the fire and forcing it to fall short*
*Smacks the next poster on the head with the fire extinguisher*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 10, 2008 13:04:25 GMT -5
*disintegrates fire extinguisher*
*warps the next poster 250 feet above a pit filled with spikes*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 10, 2008 16:09:01 GMT -5
*Angles self so that he'll fall and miss the spikes*
*Drags the next poster down into the pit with me*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 10, 2008 16:18:34 GMT -5
*turns into Samuel L. Jackson*
*cusses about mutha****ing snakes in a mutha****ing pit.*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 11, 2008 10:47:53 GMT -5
*casts silence on Lee*
*casts thundaga on the next poster*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 15, 2008 20:50:37 GMT -5
*Goes to a library to look up "thundaga" and is missed by the spell.*
*Forces the next person to read all the manuals written that have over 300 pages, even in multiple languages*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 16, 2008 6:32:31 GMT -5
*Fries the manuals with Firaga* *turns the next poster into a mouse and forces them to go get the cheese from my swiss trap on the explosive base (if you're not shredded, you'll get blow'd up)*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 17, 2008 0:36:03 GMT -5
HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! *cue opera* *takes cheese*
*flies around the world and punches the next guy.*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 17, 2008 19:39:51 GMT -5
*Uses a mirror to confuse you into punching yourself*
*Forces the next poster to break the mirror and obtain 7 years bad luck*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 24, 2008 13:39:46 GMT -5
*Already had unlimited amount of bad luck, so is unafftected*
*Turns the next poster into glass and shatters them with a sledge hammer*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 24, 2008 13:53:21 GMT -5
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Quickly turns self into shatter proof glass prior to the blow*
*Forces the next person to give up their entire social life and stay COMPLETELY ALONE forever.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 25, 2008 0:40:47 GMT -5
I have no social life what's so ever and am alone most of the time anyway, so no big deal. I'll just be alone a little more often. Big deal.
*Forces the next poster to experience my mind's inner turmoil*
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