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Post by Loogs on Dec 29, 2006 14:08:17 GMT -5
You know you loved this game as a wee little one....
I ask a question, you answer it and then you ask one, and you get the idea.
Where does the ocean go?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Dec 29, 2006 14:47:24 GMT -5
Down ze plug.
How many fat men does it take to plug in a light bulb?
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Post by Loogs on Dec 29, 2006 15:00:52 GMT -5
Eleventy-twelve.
Why are pickles green?
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Post by prime on Dec 29, 2006 15:47:56 GMT -5
Because they're sick of you.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Loogs on Dec 30, 2006 21:54:40 GMT -5
Because you scared it so bad with your ugly face that it can't breathe.
Why does Prime have 1000 diseases?
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Post by prime on Dec 31, 2006 0:15:29 GMT -5
It took you how long to come up with that exactly?
*ahem*
Because I'm so sexy you couldn't resist me, and I wasn't mean enough to say no.
Why can pluto, not be seen?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 31, 2006 10:22:48 GMT -5
After Mickey beat him within an inch of his life for failing to fetch the newspaper in a timely fashion on one too many occasions, he developed a severe phobia of people (and giant anthropomorphic mice) and now spends all of his days cowering in the basement.
...
So!
Where does fire come from?
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Post by Loogs on Dec 31, 2006 11:23:31 GMT -5
Podoboos. Where else? ^^
Is your arm tasty?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 31, 2006 13:18:15 GMT -5
It's finger-lickin' good!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a frozen telephone pole?
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Post by Loogs on Dec 31, 2006 13:20:03 GMT -5
One, if it's the licks of fire.
Why does Oingo Boingo furry fan art exist? Is it because God hates us?
[EDIT] -DID YOU JUST STEAL MY SIG QUOTE?!
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 1, 2007 11:56:52 GMT -5
It has something to do with pi
Why does my crotch itch?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 1, 2007 12:05:16 GMT -5
The answer to that question lies within another question:
Why does RLRL's critch otch?
And Loogs, hey; give me some slack; I at least stripped the important words of all context to make it, technically, a different quote from yours.
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Post by Loogs on Jan 1, 2007 13:10:10 GMT -5
Because Pohatu trabs cransmitted to RLRL.
What makes the sun shine?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 2, 2007 13:34:24 GMT -5
Spores!
Why is a nickel larger than a dime?
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Post by Loogs on Jan 2, 2007 13:43:10 GMT -5
Because obviously, Jefferson was more important than Eisenhower.
Is Pohatu indeed a stupid doodyface?
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 3, 2007 7:31:52 GMT -5
no, he just touches himself at night...
Why does pot taste nice?
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Post by Loogs on Jan 3, 2007 16:48:34 GMT -5
Because I just cooked ramen in it. ^^
But where did my ramen go? ;_;
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Post by ch00beh on Jan 11, 2007 22:13:15 GMT -5
Sir Blaggarworth decided to sample your ramen, and, noting the insubstantial taste, the gentleman consumed the remaining pieces of the universe.
Why do monkeys throw their poo at you?
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Post by prime on Jan 11, 2007 23:39:51 GMT -5
Because they know your to stupid to throw your's back.
Why is the moon red?
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Post by ch00beh on Jan 12, 2007 4:00:23 GMT -5
Because it was divided by zero.
Why is the glass twice as big as it needs to be?
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Post by Damien on Jan 12, 2007 5:17:40 GMT -5
So that Pikachu can be twice as drunk as is socially acceptable!
Why?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Jan 12, 2007 14:08:44 GMT -5
Because infinity-nothing is now in existence, and you got tossed into it. Can you prove infinity-nothing exists?
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Post by Damien on Jan 13, 2007 14:15:19 GMT -5
Can you prove it doesn't?
How come we spend so much time spending time?
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Post by Loogs on Jan 15, 2007 15:36:14 GMT -5
Because we're too afraid to not spend time not spending it.
Why is Scandinavian pronunciation so gotdang HARD?! x.x
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 15, 2007 17:12:06 GMT -5
Because it is a language created for spying on the FCC.
Who are you? Who who? Who who?
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Post by Loogs on Jan 15, 2007 17:15:40 GMT -5
YO MOMMA
Do you come with subtitles?
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