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Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 9, 2011 4:42:26 GMT -5
Of course not! Everyone knows that you're supposed to wear the sunglasses during a new moon!
What's your favorite thing to do with a N64 controller?
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Post by Fleetwolf on May 20, 2011 20:54:59 GMT -5
Pack it inside snowballs and hurl it as passing cars, pedestrians, and bumble bees.
Why are coconuts in the United States?
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 24, 2011 23:13:29 GMT -5
Because an average american has gone completely coco and nuts over the recent television.
Why do you like green skittles so much?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 15, 2011 12:38:23 GMT -5
Because if I liked Yellow Skittles, Blood would kill me.
Why is it that people like following celebrities so much?
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 21, 2011 12:08:08 GMT -5
Because they like to mindlessly worship random successful people.
Why is your box orange?
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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Feb 28, 2013 22:47:40 GMT -5
Your probably making a reference to the Orange Box for the Xbox 360, thats why.
Why has this thread been dead for so long?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 1, 2013 10:32:23 GMT -5
Why not?
Which whey did they go?
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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Mar 2, 2013 1:08:39 GMT -5
Whey, whey, whey down dere! *points*
Why did the aliens build a swimming pool on the moon?
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 3, 2013 20:06:56 GMT -5
To keep the Brazilians from walking to Africa.
Where are the bananas for my soup?
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Post by Shoni on Aug 5, 2013 14:05:14 GMT -5
A band of monkey pirates stole them from the loading docks.
What kind of hats were the monkey pirates wearing?
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 5, 2013 16:44:44 GMT -5
Very tall hats made of bandicoots and mongooses.
How many mongooses does it take to make an alpaca?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 7, 2013 14:51:14 GMT -5
About 47 but you need a blender.
What is the proper way to pluralize mongoose?
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 7, 2013 20:47:27 GMT -5
"Squirrel".
Why is snow white?
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Post by SHADOWMASTER89 on Aug 7, 2013 22:47:55 GMT -5
Because the man in the moon said so.
Why do we live on Earth and not like, the planet Vulcan?
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 5, 2014 9:42:55 GMT -5
Because the term "Vulc" isn't a part of our vocabulary.
You go to leave your residence and discover that every exit is guarded by a sphinx. What do you do?
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Post by Fleetwolf on Jun 1, 2014 21:27:44 GMT -5
Get out my catnip.
What would happen if I cut the top off of a pineapple and planted it?
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jun 3, 2014 12:16:28 GMT -5
I suppose, you'd get an apple tree. Once it grows, anyway.
What is a fan?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 31, 2014 3:38:14 GMT -5
A fan is how you may read a listing in book. The A could be short for Albert, or Arnold, or Arthur, while Fan is the surname.
How do you do whacka do?
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Sept 9, 2014 23:06:54 GMT -5
That's easy. You find a person to imitate them and then, you follow them around, trying to mirror everything that they are doing.
How do you imitate a cat?
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