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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 25, 2008 21:15:47 GMT -5
And I'm moderately sure that Cameloparalis or something like that is a constellation. Yeah. Anywho, I'd just like to say that in Randolph, we only get MORE Zombie unfriendly as time goes on. Besides the tard kids who try to get ran over by traffic, and the geezers, we would all survive. Gigantic redneck trucks? Perfect for zombie-crushing antics. Barns full of animals? Easy bait to keep them off of us (animals rarely get zombified, IIRC. They tend just to get eaten. And zombie cows really aren't that scary), and what I forgot before: DOZENS OF PROPANE TANK STORAGE SITES. We could blow any zombie invasion to kingdom come. Screw survival guides.
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Post by SV on Aug 25, 2008 21:59:58 GMT -5
And I'm moderately sure that Cameloparalis or something like that is a constellation. Yeah. Anywho, I'd just like to say that in Randolph, we only get MORE Zombie unfriendly as time goes on. Besides the tard kids who try to get ran over by traffic, and the geezers, we would all survive. Gigantic redneck trucks? Perfect for zombie-crushing antics. Barns full of animals? Easy bait to keep them off of us (animals rarely get zombified, IIRC. They tend just to get eaten. And zombie cows really aren't that scary), and what I forgot before: DOZENS OF PROPANE TANK STORAGE SITES. We could blow any zombie invasion to kingdom come. Screw survival guides. Or turn them into burning, infectious, flesh-eating torches. *scoff* Wanna be third in command?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 25, 2008 22:02:02 GMT -5
Ooh, did I get second?
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Post by SV on Aug 25, 2008 22:14:50 GMT -5
And benefits. Yes.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 25, 2008 22:15:29 GMT -5
Sweet. Sweet.
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Post by SV on Aug 25, 2008 22:18:43 GMT -5
You're a smart-ass.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 25, 2008 22:26:59 GMT -5
Randolph is an an/survival-archy in that situation. But I will be a safehouse when the brains hit the fan. Lulz.
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 26, 2008 9:43:53 GMT -5
This line is crossed out
POHATU SEZ: No, it isn't
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Post by SV on Aug 26, 2008 16:01:31 GMT -5
lawlz
/relevant post
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 26, 2008 19:36:30 GMT -5
D: POWER TRIP
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Post by SV on Aug 26, 2008 19:51:39 GMT -5
Who? Where? Noooo.
You can be my second third in command. We need three of them. You know, just in case.
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 26, 2008 19:55:02 GMT -5
Photu edited my post. That's the power trip. My line was indeed crossed out.
And you need three third in commands just like you need two seconds and four fourths.
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Post by SV on Aug 26, 2008 22:27:05 GMT -5
You can be my second second-in-command, since Lee hasn't said anything regarding his ranking in the post-zombie-apocalypse world order.
But the second second-in-command gets a second-rate benefits package. It's up to you.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 26, 2008 22:45:52 GMT -5
I must be meta-conscious. Second or third in command might be the person who takes over when the leader is inevitably killed by zombies, or they might totally sweep the command and leave the team isolated. Hmmm... Genre savvyness is a harsh mistress.
I think I'll go with being an unassuming incredibly humble nerd. Since arrogance is the downfall of most intelligent types in horror, I should be fine. I will decline any positions. Those make you cannon fodder.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 26, 2008 22:51:46 GMT -5
I'm the perfect zombie survivor type. Good-looking, charming, intelligent, sensitive, kind and funny. I'm not worried.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 26, 2008 23:20:52 GMT -5
Dude, Photu, you're Mr Perfect. Only Kaz is worse off than you are. And maybe Prime, since whomever should kick the most ass dies quickly.
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Post by SV on Aug 26, 2008 23:30:38 GMT -5
No, you're all perfectly safe. What do you think the camelry's for? Duh.
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Post by bulbaboy on Aug 27, 2008 16:09:03 GMT -5
"Save Our City"
Mr. Mayor, the mission burns the zombies are marching, they close on the square Families are cold, look down at their souls huddled in camps on the marble steps of City Hall Faith in their God, that's all they've got Across the room, beyond the pane the whole world is churning, bleeding and burning hailstorms and ash the moon is as blood over the soldiers who sag in the mud
CHORUS- Save our city keep our souls, Lord through the rapture of this world
Little boy, I'm just a man a mere civil servant, against this tyrant God I've allied with out King, salvation he brings protecting the city against all the troops Heaven sent but the dead walk again, this is the end Oh I'm just a man, my time has come Long live King Simius, may he deliver us from thisn ightmare and with a blast like the sun his lips are unwrapped from the barrel of his gun
[CHORUS]
Fought and fell for our great king we burned alive and boiled the dragin, red and wrathful, call we rise and march once more cursed in death, we starve for flesh our skin is cooked and curled we'll eat out kin and smash them in in Hell, we'll grind their bones
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Save our city keep our souls, Lord Rise now and fight
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Best Zombie Song EVER!
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 1, 2008 15:17:45 GMT -5
I think I'll go with being an unassuming incredibly humble nerd. Since arrogance is the downfall of most intelligent types in horror, I should be fine. I will decline any positions. Those make you cannon fodder. Yup Lee, the manly guy not dashing in and willing to sacrifice himself for the benefit of others...... What is this zombified world coming to? But, I'll do just about whatever I can do to help out. Personally, I'd like to work with our defenses. I enjoy it and they don't usually end up badly. Just to state though, combat + me = dead me/ +1 zombie (maybe). I'm not that great a fighter. I'm not strong, and I've never so much as held a gun (touched one ONCE). So, my aim would be dangerous, and I wouldn't be able to deal strong enough blows.
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Post by ch00beh on Sept 1, 2008 21:31:53 GMT -5
I played a lot of Time Crisis. I should be a relatively ok shot.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 5, 2008 11:36:14 GMT -5
So we just get the ch00bish one up here and he can shoot for us XD
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Post by SV on Sept 5, 2008 12:34:57 GMT -5
I'm from the South (or I live here), which means I can inherently shoot.
They put something in the water. *shrugs*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 5, 2008 18:48:19 GMT -5
Ok, so we just transport all the southerners up to Randolf and then that's that.
Or we could just all go down there.... Whichever is easier.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 5, 2008 18:58:16 GMT -5
STAY HERE. DO NOT TRAVEL. THAT IS UNADVISABLE!
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 5, 2008 19:04:09 GMT -5
But couldn't that just as well be a death sentence..... They'd start to really mass and drive at you. Then supplies start running out.
And sadly most likely food and clean water would be some of the first to go. What's left? Running raids? That requires moving for one, for another if you're surrounded how do you get a decent amount of supplies back into your base? Even if you have bypassed the zombies, that's still a major problem.
The best scenario would put you by a fresh water lake, and give you enough walled in land to farm. After that it's a simple task of maintaining your weapons and ammunition. Even if you do have to leave for it, it'd be a lot easier to bring back than 400 gallons of water, and 70 crates of food.
Although, some stuff would still be tough to get.....
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 5, 2008 23:31:11 GMT -5
"Sally-Rae, consarnit, thar's a zombie in the turnip patch again!" "Wall how'd he git thar?" "How shud I know?" "Shucks. I'll round up the youngins, and we'll chuck rocks at the varmint til he goes away."
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