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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 3, 2008 0:03:19 GMT -5
I was in the antique store today, and saw all manner of weaponry. Thus, I begin my list of awesome ways to die.
Stabbings: -With a letter opener produced by Dubble Bubble (the gum company!) that is essentially a brass throwing knife. -With a Japanese dagger with paintings of naked people all over the hilt. -With a gun. With no bayonet.
Bludgeonings: -With one's own diary. -With a pillow -With your own arm
Any more contributions? I'm sure we're morbid enough.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 3, 2008 0:06:06 GMT -5
Stranglings: -With a live snake.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 3, 2008 0:08:49 GMT -5
Crushings: -Under a falling dirigible -Between two glaciers during a very long nap -Under a giant wheel of cheese
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 3, 2008 0:15:34 GMT -5
Suicide: -If you're Lee Tupper
C'mon, you know I had to say it.
Also, Edward Gorey should illustrate this topic. I'm going to put that on my list of things to suggest to him, right underneath "Don't be dead."
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 3, 2008 0:24:57 GMT -5
www.craphound.com/images/goreytribbles.jpgIndeed, that would be most marvelous... Hey, good call on that one. If'n I ain't quick enough to say it first, I deserve it. And for suicides, you can't forget the 4chan classic, slam dunking your own head while severing it and jumping from a building.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 3, 2008 0:25:00 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't be taking part in this....
Impalement: Falling onto a broken piece of wood Spike dropping from the cieling Spear being pushed through the chest
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 3, 2008 0:33:50 GMT -5
Granted, most can be topped with "Via atomic wedgie" Strangulation: -Via Atomic Wedgie Bludgeonings: -Via Atomic Wedgie Impalement: -Via Atomic Wedgie Crushings: -Via Atomic Wedgie Suicide: -Via Atomic Wedgie
Lee "There were underpants EVERYWHERE!" Tupper
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 3, 2008 0:50:03 GMT -5
I suppose there is that....
What else though.....
Bisection: Sliding doors slamming shut on the body
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 3, 2008 7:23:52 GMT -5
Crushings: Having a huge amp fall on you at a rock/metal concert.
Stabbings: With a cheap ink pen With a pair of manicure scissors
Bludgeonings: With a broom With a bottle of soda
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Post by ch00beh on Jul 3, 2008 7:42:30 GMT -5
I've always wanted to die an ironic death, but as soon as I said that, it would be ironic if I died a normal death. Sigh.
But that's a different topic.
Heart attack -via atomic wedgie -sex
Asphyxiation -drowning in a bowl of soup after passing out into it
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 3, 2008 7:45:55 GMT -5
This would be very nasty if it happened, but worth mentioning nevertheless.
Drowning -In diarrhea -In untreated sewage
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 3, 2008 7:49:52 GMT -5
Poisoning: Consuming improper mixture of herbal ingrediants Consuming contaminated food/drink Inhaling toxic substances Infections Being bitten by something that contains poisons Being touched by certain species of frogs Consuming certain plant seeds by mistake
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Post by ch00beh on Jul 3, 2008 7:51:40 GMT -5
Drowning in diarrhea isn't a death by awesome...
And Blood's suggestions need more ridiculous.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 3, 2008 7:53:10 GMT -5
As I said, rather than awesome, it'd be quite nasty, obviously, but I couldn't help but mention it
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 3, 2008 7:55:54 GMT -5
Electrocution: By grabbing onto the metal part of a tool that a small child is shoving into an electrical socket while s/he is holding onto the rubber handle
Better?
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Post by ch00beh on Jul 3, 2008 7:57:05 GMT -5
Yes.
THIS IS NOT A ONE WORD POST
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 3, 2008 7:58:38 GMT -5
What's the word for dying from being burned to death?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 3, 2008 8:01:49 GMT -5
Incineration
Death by lack of pressure!
(Very messy that is...)
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 3, 2008 8:03:05 GMT -5
Incineration: -Walking through a construction site, as a barrel of gasoline/oil/etc falls from the 20th floor and lands in front of you bursting open, as a construction worker nearby is using a blowtorch
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 3, 2008 9:15:05 GMT -5
Asphyxiation: -In a cardboard box which you're pretending is a transmogrifier.
Wait, no, that's not awesome, that's terrible.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 3, 2008 23:26:09 GMT -5
Impalement: -falling off a cliff and landing on a ship's mast
Not sure what category this would go in, but anyway: -dying of blown eardrums while listening to your favorite song
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 4, 2008 16:33:05 GMT -5
Bludgeoning: Taking someone's head and smashing it with a hammer
(That's really lost because no one here was in my votech class.... A student received fame for constantly going on about smashing things with a hammer...)
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Post by ch00beh on Jul 4, 2008 19:34:34 GMT -5
Inside jokes for the lose.
Squishing -Being run over by an ambulance.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 4, 2008 19:54:46 GMT -5
Electrocution: -being carried off by a pterodactyl in the middle of a thunderstorm, and the pterodactyl getting struck by lightning
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 5, 2008 4:43:39 GMT -5
Incineration:
Lighting a cigarette while using a body spray
(See? Smoking can indeed be bad XD }
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 6, 2008 16:56:27 GMT -5
Just keep in mind kids, Axe and smoking don't go well together. XD
Anyway...
Drowning: -jumping overboard from a sinking ship as your leg gets caught in wire that is tied to the ship
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