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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 24, 2009 16:29:43 GMT -5
Those aquatic plumbers get you every time
Death By Witch: When molotovs don't work, and you should have left that friend behind.
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 13, 2009 20:25:15 GMT -5
Death by Sword: Tripping over a sword and falling onto an axe.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 5, 2009 18:40:57 GMT -5
Liquification: -By melting after pouring a bucket of sulfuric acid onto oneself, the whole time griping about melting and one's beautiful wickedness -By climbing inside a giant amp blasting any song by JAM Project, but especially the Lucky Star opening.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 6, 2009 14:37:26 GMT -5
Spamification: -Being crushed and/or drowned by spam.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 7, 2009 8:15:07 GMT -5
Piercing: Falling on top of a geyser that when erupts, it burns a hole through your body
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 7, 2009 8:26:07 GMT -5
Laughter:
Hearing someone suddenly break out in laughter while rock climbing and then falling to your doom.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 8, 2009 4:34:35 GMT -5
Implosion: Your brain imploding when you see a 6'7" 300+ lb black guy singing along with high school musical.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 8, 2009 4:48:24 GMT -5
Death by Sex:
When the feminists catch you, and you're not one of them.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 8, 2009 4:51:48 GMT -5
Death by... Smashing? When you get a 52" plasma screen and after you set it up, it falls on you
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 8, 2009 6:01:27 GMT -5
Death by fire:
When you set a building on fire and part of it collapses and crushes you.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 8, 2009 15:01:03 GMT -5
Death by Melting: Someone asks to take your picture and the camera spits a bunch of sulfuric acid into your eye thus melting your eye and your brain
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 8, 2009 20:19:41 GMT -5
Death by Keyboard:
Getting angry about breaking your second keyboard, then throwing it out the window, tripping on the cord, and falling onto a piece of glass and slicing your neck open.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 9, 2009 11:09:38 GMT -5
Death by dehydration/starvation: Falling into a bottomless grave and dying because there is no food or water around
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 9, 2009 11:12:42 GMT -5
That... is not awesome.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 9, 2009 16:31:30 GMT -5
But there' a grave involved! The awesomeness is that the grave doesn't require tax dollars to be built! Just someone to kick some dirt in =P
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 15, 2009 0:05:51 GMT -5
Ok... Geez... I'm sorry...
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 15, 2009 3:45:31 GMT -5
Such is death.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 15, 2009 7:45:47 GMT -5
Death by getting clawed to death by a pack of rabid wolves
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 15, 2009 9:37:59 GMT -5
Sounds similar to what we do here at times..... Only we're not rabid, just spam crazy.
Death by La-Mulana:
When games become unforgiving.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 18, 2009 8:35:26 GMT -5
Ok... Not death by awesome, but I had to mention it anyway (came up in the convo that me, Iva, Ashley, and Garrett were having yesterday while hanging out).
Death from being raped to death... in both of your eye sockets
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 18, 2009 14:46:36 GMT -5
Death by Dinos.
When the survivor ceases to survive.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 18, 2009 15:34:16 GMT -5
Death by mutants.
When you get eaten alive by mutants who survived the asteroid that struck the earth
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 28, 2009 0:40:45 GMT -5
Death by Dinos:
Why must velociraptor spawn in my base?!
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 28, 2009 7:59:14 GMT -5
Death by tearing and cutting: Death by getting a lollypop stuck to your face, ripping off the skin when you attempt to get it off, and then while running around in pain, tripping, and falling face first into glass
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Oct 8, 2009 15:50:56 GMT -5
Death by football:
Climbing up a tree and squeezing a football while believing that it is a compass and points north when you do so, then watching it point you off a cliff, and jumping off of it so that you can figure out how gravity works.
(This is partially based off of an actual event)
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 3, 2009 22:51:00 GMT -5
Death by Christmas:
When that giant star falls and the elves don't catch it....
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