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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 14, 2007 8:00:51 GMT -5
The restless residents of the recently-renovated town hall bustle into their seats, each nervously scanning the crowd in search of someone absent. But everyone seems to be there.
The Host steps up to the podium.
"My friends, it is perhaps fitting that this new game of Mafia should begin with an event that never took place in the first one. I'm a bit mystified that I should have to tell you this, but since the Mafia couldn't come to a consensus about whom to murder...
"NO ASSASSINATION HAS TAKEN PLACE!"
And lo there is much murmuring. The Host continues.
"I guess you should... ah... write your theories here about who the Mafia members are based on who wouldn't be able to reach a consensus. Or something. I don't know but I've got my pitchfork here and I'm damned well ready to kill someone. START ACCUSING!"
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 14, 2007 10:21:59 GMT -5
"Clearly two of the Mafia members must be Ocelot and Kazkame then. Those two can never agree on anything. I'm sure they are the ones who argued all night and reached no decision. In fact when I was sleeping, I believe, no, no I did hear them arguing in a back ally about something."
Vote: Kazkame and Ocelot
"Ill reach a singular member after hearing other accusations, however I know we should go after the definite mafia members first, and that is these two."
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 14, 2007 10:25:27 GMT -5
"Well, this could mean of two things." Lee lit a pipe with a turkey shaped lighter. "It could mean that either the entire mafia was too lazy to do anything last night, in which case, we should examine people who are naturally lazy, or that there's two warring mafia factions currently. So, seek some slow sitters, or find four foes." Somebody whispered something in Lee's ear.
"Oh, and there's also the possibility that they were too stupid to get into the mafia hideout. That might also be of some note." Lee inhaled, and then exhaled a horny toad made out of pipesmoke. He then proceeded to cough uncontrolably.
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Post by bulbaboy on Feb 14, 2007 12:16:49 GMT -5
Bulbs sat and thought for An endless summer before He finally Spoke.
“Like the many leaves of Fall, So are the people of This town, full of life.
We must think of those Who argue ceaselessly and I believe I know.
Vote: Though it pains me To burn him like the sun in Summer, I say Prime.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 14, 2007 13:57:24 GMT -5
The consensus is clear that it must be someone old though it pains me and makes me seem cold the obvious mafia member is prime he is obviously too stubborn to commit a crime I'm sorry excuse I think my house has a mold
Vote: Prime
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Post by kazkame on Feb 14, 2007 14:04:34 GMT -5
kazkame now wheeled himself to the front of the stage. "i wouldn't have the balls to kill anyone , look at me I'm in a wheelchair!"
"Either way I suspect the pope, for he has been offline for the past couple days and that seems odd of him in my opinion. He is supposedly an avid member of this gracious forum, but for the last three days he has been inexistent, from these conclusions i vote the pope."
Vote: the pope
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Post by prime on Feb 14, 2007 14:14:29 GMT -5
It seems obvious to me that the culprit is Kazkame! Who else would have such ineffectual grammar and spelling that his fellow mafia members would be unable to understand his desires!? So, for the moment at least, I agree with the pope.
VOTE: Kazkame
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 14, 2007 15:45:56 GMT -5
"That beautiful sonet by Ocelot has moved me enough to not vote for him this day, so I make my decision to side with Prime on this one and take down Kazkame."
Vote: Kazkame
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Post by Baboon on Feb 14, 2007 16:15:42 GMT -5
Baboon is slightly confused. Interesting choice of not killing one of the townspeople... I know very well this will look suspicious, but I will go with Prime for now.
Vote: Prime
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Feb 14, 2007 16:20:24 GMT -5
Cinders steped forwards, resolved in her opinion. 'I'm afraid I have to side with the Pope and Prime in this,' she said, and smiled reluctantly. 'Terrible grammar and a suspicion of people who aren't online for a while seem to point towards mafia. Also, arguments seem to be his forte...'
VOTE: Kazkame
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 14, 2007 18:45:52 GMT -5
There has been a spot of confusion regarding extra votes. I claim responsibility for this as I might not have conveyed it properly in the Welcome Thread. Let me clarify:
Using an extra vote adds a point of strength to whatever vote you cast in the execution topics. The extra vote does not permit you to vote for two different players. You're still voting for one player, but the power of your vote has increased.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 14, 2007 18:51:24 GMT -5
unvote: pope vote: prime
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 14, 2007 19:43:35 GMT -5
"Indeed, that seems suspiciously set somewhat intentionally. Kazkame and Prime both make too easy of targets as mafia members... As such, wellll... Mayhaps I should think carefully..." Lee adjusted his glasses, casting a glare off the lenses like a two-way disco ball.
"Off course, it is fully possible that this entire situation is a defense by the mafia against Kazkame. Having been at the receiving end of one such of these before..." Lee set down his medical degree, and glanced around the room. He looked at his watch, and made sure the time was right. "I may be condemning an innocent... Aw hell, no way Prime or Kamkaze are innocent! Well, it's lose lose, win win. I don't know which is involved with the mafia... Maybe they are the two at war..."
Lee then approached Kazkame, and produced a stethoscope. Holding it to Kazkame's back, he listened intently.
"I MUST CONCLUDE... That I have no idea how listening to somebody could tell me if this wheelchair is a valid alibi." Lee turned towards the crowd. "So, because I do not wish to condemn anybody as a tool of the Mafia, I say Kazkame. Just because he's lower in votes right now."
Vote: Kazkame
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 14, 2007 22:43:01 GMT -5
"Well, you know what they say: people who break themselves must be guilty. I bet that broken leg, if it even is broken, is self inflicted!"
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 14, 2007 23:03:24 GMT -5
Am I to take it, ch00beh, that you vote for Kazkame as well? (Your image is broken, by the way.)
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 14, 2007 23:09:54 GMT -5
yes, I do vote for Kaz... And the image works for me...
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Post by albatrosstrevelyan on Feb 15, 2007 10:13:45 GMT -5
Kevin walked in a detective hat covering his eyes, and his trench coat billowing in the wind.
"Attention citizens, and mafia members that may be among us. I have done some investigating, and found"
Kevin smiled across the crowd "Nothing" he lost all enthusiam and sighed "I must side with Lee on this one, just because I can!"
Vote: Kazkame
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Post by Damien on Feb 15, 2007 10:44:55 GMT -5
Pikachu spke up after listnin 2 all da otha accusations "I feel inclined 2 agree wif da majority, dis kazkame fellow comes acr0ss a lttle supicious, I no dat personally I have neva seen or heard dat he required da use of a wheelchair B 4 dis town meetin, hopin dat he will be overluked by sympathetic townsfolks perhaps? how vry devious."
Vote: Kazkame
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 15, 2007 16:41:26 GMT -5
How is that you all are so blind to see that the true villain is prime I hope you see the way of me And find out who is aiming to commit a crime.
But suspicion should be cast on another one who would be seen by me as a brother I would normally trust the Pope but yesterday he was smoking dope so nothing else will I say so I don't upset his mother.
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Post by prime on Feb 15, 2007 16:49:49 GMT -5
Prime snuck up behind Ocelot and started beating him repeatedly with a baseball bat, grinning viciously at Ocelots cries of pain. He looked up at the other villagers aghast expressions. "What? He asked petulantly. "The little shit wants to stick me in the F***ing iron maiden! What'd you think I'd do? F***ing take it up the ass? Screw you man!" He kicked Ocelot once more, contemptuously. "Damn asshole."
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Post by kazkame on Feb 15, 2007 17:13:27 GMT -5
kazkame get up and throws his wheelchair towards the crowd. i may not be criplled but i can not be a mafia because one i would find a person the get wacked. two if was a mafia i would use word to spell check my stuff duhr.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 15, 2007 21:38:30 GMT -5
"It's a well known fact that Mafia members can't spell. Just ask Clippy."
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Post by Damien on Feb 15, 2007 22:02:27 GMT -5
"Dis iz reinforced bi da fakt that they all type lyke stereotypical Italian-Americans." Pikach00 sayd eyeing Kazkame ev3n more susp1c10usly.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 15, 2007 22:13:59 GMT -5
umm i cant do that, its suspicious that you know that hmmmm maybe you are one of the mafia !!!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 15, 2007 22:47:19 GMT -5
"Excuse me, princess! What are the votes right now? If Kazkame has the most, then I will remove my vote for him and place it on Prime." Loudly, Lee looked like he wanted answers on the votes as they were. He didn't want to be a swing vote that caused another death.
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Feb 16, 2007 6:25:32 GMT -5
'So far, it stands at 5 for Prime, 6 for Kazkame and 1 for the Pope,' said the professor quietly, scuffing her feet under her chair.
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