Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 16, 2007 7:06:57 GMT -5
"I admire the sentiment, Lee. But I'm afraid with the addition of extra votes into the tallying, switching your vote to Prime would make no difference. Ladies and gentlemen, the first blood of Mafia II must now be spilt. And it will be the blood... of Kazkame!"
Three burly men walk onstage. The Host is slightly confused -- they were supposed to drag on Kazkame -- until he realizes that one of the burly men actually is Kazkame. "Let's see..." says the Host. "Electric chair, guillotine, lethal injection... No, I think we all know what to do with you. The only fitting end for a man who had nothing to do with pirates but it would still be pretty awesome if he walked the plank -- IS TO WALK THE PLANK!"
Sure enough, there's a plank.With some snakes on it. Over the roars of the crowd, the Host binds Kazkame's hands, gags him, and leads him to the plank. The Host takes out his trademark pistol.
"Go ahead," he advises Kazkame. "Take the plunge."
He nudges Kazkame onto the plank with his gun. Kazkame trods out to the edge of the plank, looks below him, looks at the Host, looks at the pistol... and jumps, falling three feet to the churning, shark-infested floor below.
Wait. That didn't -- The Host quickly calls the couple of burly guys to him and has a rapid, tense discussion about ballistics and the proper installation of furniture. Meanwhile Kazkame struggles to get up without the use of his hands. Finding the conversation going nowhere, the Host walks to the edge of the platform and shoots Kazkame.
KAZKAME IS NOW DEAD!
THE SECOND NIGHT HAS BEGUN!
MAFIA MEMBERS: Go to the Xanga now to make your decision.
DOCTOR: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two real-time days naming a townsperson to protect.
DETECTIVE: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to investigate.
VIGILANTE: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to fire at.
THIEF: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to rob.
EVERYONE: You may still purchase items or PM me choosing to use items throughout the course of the next two days.
Three burly men walk onstage. The Host is slightly confused -- they were supposed to drag on Kazkame -- until he realizes that one of the burly men actually is Kazkame. "Let's see..." says the Host. "Electric chair, guillotine, lethal injection... No, I think we all know what to do with you. The only fitting end for a man who had nothing to do with pirates but it would still be pretty awesome if he walked the plank -- IS TO WALK THE PLANK!"
Sure enough, there's a plank.
"Go ahead," he advises Kazkame. "Take the plunge."
He nudges Kazkame onto the plank with his gun. Kazkame trods out to the edge of the plank, looks below him, looks at the Host, looks at the pistol... and jumps, falling three feet to the churning, shark-infested floor below.
Wait. That didn't -- The Host quickly calls the couple of burly guys to him and has a rapid, tense discussion about ballistics and the proper installation of furniture. Meanwhile Kazkame struggles to get up without the use of his hands. Finding the conversation going nowhere, the Host walks to the edge of the platform and shoots Kazkame.
KAZKAME IS NOW DEAD!
THE SECOND NIGHT HAS BEGUN!
MAFIA MEMBERS: Go to the Xanga now to make your decision.
DOCTOR: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two real-time days naming a townsperson to protect.
DETECTIVE: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to investigate.
VIGILANTE: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to fire at.
THIEF: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to rob.
EVERYONE: You may still purchase items or PM me choosing to use items throughout the course of the next two days.