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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 18, 2007 19:06:44 GMT -5
Well, when Lee started a compliments thread... how could I resist? You read the title, now play the game! INSULT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU IN A RHYMING COUPLET!
The couplet can contain as many syllables as you like as long as both lines have the same number.
You do not have to mean the insult. In fact it is preferable that the insult bear no resemblance whatsoever either to reality or to your opinion thereof, which as you know is probably very warped to begin with.
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Post by Q on Jun 19, 2007 9:03:04 GMT -5
This person never sees the sun, and from his face all children run.
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Post by Damien on Jun 19, 2007 11:27:22 GMT -5
There is a guy named djkates, kittens die when he masterbates.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 19, 2007 12:57:59 GMT -5
When bathing, ladies, hide yourselves from view. This pervert else might take a peek at you.
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Post by Q on Jun 20, 2007 9:43:05 GMT -5
Maybe try being original next time, people? I've been the target of insults like Pikachu's since I was in elementary school. But, back on topic...
This person's secret, I will tell. He never learned how not to smell.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jun 26, 2007 15:37:07 GMT -5
I've got one just for Photu: Pohatu's Fun rating's a one. He won't let me rhyme one et one.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 26, 2007 15:48:35 GMT -5
Lee mocked me out of turn. The child must find it difficult to learn.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jun 26, 2007 16:06:36 GMT -5
Pohatu was chastising me. In his bed, the man shall pee.
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Post by Q on Sept 18, 2007 14:53:59 GMT -5
Lee claims to have a lot to do, but I'd be shocked if it were true.
Meh, not my best work -- but it's something.
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Post by SV on Oct 7, 2007 18:55:06 GMT -5
I found this secret out by chance: 'Kates fancies ladies' underpants.
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Post by Q on Oct 7, 2007 20:42:36 GMT -5
Lulz. I might actually be offended if that hadn't been done so skillfully (or if I thought you meant it).
Never let this one out of sight, unless you like the vampire's bite.
Yes, I actually do pronounce vampire as a two-syllable word. Got a problem with that?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Nov 28, 2007 0:40:30 GMT -5
Q by name this member does go, His lack of modesty we know
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Post by Alex on Nov 28, 2007 15:25:09 GMT -5
Rhyming Couplets are Retarded and Gay But so is Lee, so what the hey!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Nov 28, 2007 23:18:01 GMT -5
Ol' Gary Oak presumes he is God, But for some reason his britches smell odd
It came to me in a dream.
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Post by Clicker on Aug 28, 2008 9:25:14 GMT -5
When Lee posts it's crazy but often times he's to lazy
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 28, 2008 9:51:51 GMT -5
There once was a man from Cebu I heard Clicker couldn't tie his shoe
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Post by Q on Aug 28, 2008 10:21:15 GMT -5
We all know a man who goes by ch00bs, who can't be distinguished from all the n00bs.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 28, 2008 10:39:20 GMT -5
Poor simple-minded djkates! I'm sure he'll get by, lifting crates.
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Post by Q on Aug 28, 2008 13:02:56 GMT -5
It's official -- I just got owned.
If you ever meet pohatufan, You'll surely pity the so-called man.
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Post by V101 on Sept 1, 2008 23:03:25 GMT -5
someone changed their name to Q sorry dude, i don't know you
i fayle at insults
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 1, 2008 23:08:40 GMT -5
Silly girl, V101. She fails at life and fails at puns.
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Post by Clicker on Sept 2, 2008 9:55:17 GMT -5
yay I get to insult lee again
Oh my dear bro there is just so much that you don't know
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Post by Beelzebibble on Sept 3, 2008 23:31:29 GMT -5
I had a great one to write for Lee. Then Clicker cut in. The more fool she!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 3, 2008 23:48:47 GMT -5
The disruption, Pohatu, was planned. You repartee, mister, was canned.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Sept 4, 2008 8:17:56 GMT -5
Aha! I have you in my sights. You have no chance to survive make your time.
Why say you've had your supper, when it's only oats you've supped? Why call a fellow Tupper, when it's only goats he's tupped?
i was saving that one for our poetry duel but i guess that's not happening or something
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 4, 2008 10:50:21 GMT -5
Saying goats was very dumb, Poor Pohatu, that was your mum!
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