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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 18:13:15 GMT -5
My poems don't have the butts to be a joke, While your poetic career is about to croak!
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 18:16:13 GMT -5
No, it will crash in flames and clouds of smoke! At you, no one can help but take a poke.
LIKE POKING FUN AT YOU, I MEAN. No need for me to be obscene.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 18:17:49 GMT -5
But obscene is your only scene by far, Your poems look like they were hit by a car!
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 18:20:04 GMT -5
My retort will have to wait, 'cause I have better things to do Than spending all my time online, slinging my poems at you.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 18:21:07 GMT -5
Will Pohatu take place, or take flight? Come on Photu, I don't have all night!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 16, 2009 18:26:03 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Lee. Where the hell is he.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 18:27:18 GMT -5
You'll be waiting forever, just like in RP. Go look what he owes, then you shall see.
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 18:29:58 GMT -5
Who needs Lee, When there's SV?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 18:32:40 GMT -5
Why would anyone be waiting for Lee? What, are you all afraid to take on me?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 16, 2009 18:50:16 GMT -5
Lee's working on a post in Hell Gate. That Blood fellow is dull as slate.
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 19:20:19 GMT -5
That Lee guy should go post more quickly. His presence makes me feel sickly.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 19:20:45 GMT -5
Lee, you would be the one to know, You're covered in beige from head to toe!
*That's right. Cross-overy goodness.*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 16, 2009 19:22:27 GMT -5
Oh, what is this? A double attack! A weak resort for poetry hacks!
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 19:25:20 GMT -5
Lee would know of hacking, But of any skill, he's really lacking.
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 19:26:28 GMT -5
BloodWolf's started slacking -- I'll send this poser packing.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 19:31:25 GMT -5
SV speaks of posing Bet she only poses for the mirror Now, don't say that I am nosing But I find that kind of queer.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 16, 2009 19:37:15 GMT -5
BloodWolf, use a thesarus, you dunce! That last ditty only rhymed but once!
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 19:39:30 GMT -5
When I'm posing in said mirror, Or I'm dressing, or I'm sleeping, Just outside my bedroom window There is BloodWolf, sitting, peeping.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 16, 2009 19:44:46 GMT -5
You should close the blinds, you hussy! If you don't, you can't be fussy...
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 16, 2009 19:45:17 GMT -5
Finally!MURDERER’S CONFESSION: POHATU (Instrumentation follows the pattern of the other confessions.) POHATU My crime’s found out, but I don’t doubt you’ll all agree: This disrespectful man neglected ORP! Such languid quitting’s unbefitting an admin – Don’t be unduly sad I had to do Lee in! True, our good Fallfish moved at a blur, But we did all wish ORP’d stir. Without this host of every tale To post, the board grew stale! My darling Tri drew toward its end; On Lee’s reply did Chords depend. He’d spurned to spoil poor That Shrinking’s crew, His turn with Euler in Whisper, too. Ulima’d not received a start, Which grieved my vengeful heart. So Lee did stammer, and use bad grammar, When my banhammer I did swing! To have the last word, I stole his password, And now I’m king, and Photu I’ve been and Tupper I’ll be! As head admin, it’s all up to me! I’ve been sitting on that one for like a month. I don't even care that it's a little dated.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 19:45:55 GMT -5
Lee, you're one to talk! Can you do anything other than sit and squawk?
Well, Pohatu wishes that he could be king, I just hope he rules better than he can sing!
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 20:22:50 GMT -5
Take a look at BloodWolf's meter; You'll agree it should be neater.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 17, 2009 18:54:53 GMT -5
I bet all of you have no class. To insult my name would be crass.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 17, 2009 19:00:29 GMT -5
Crass, from us? Oh Lee, never. To speak honestly of you Is our only endeavor.
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Post by SV on Aug 17, 2009 23:37:22 GMT -5
Sometimes, when I'm not in a hurry, I wonder if BloodWolf's a furry. To greet someone, their rump he'd sniff; For him, his mating call is "yiff!"
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 18, 2009 3:00:12 GMT -5
SV your attacks stink Just like your rump, I"m sure No one has far to go To smell something so impure
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