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Post by SV on Jan 2, 2010 18:56:55 GMT -5
Dear choobeh,
I have a box of junior mints. Would you like one?
Also, will you ever forgive me for the inanity of my questions?
All the best, SV
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Post by ch00beh on Jan 2, 2010 19:01:06 GMT -5
Dear choobeh, I have a box of junior mints. Would you like one? Also, will you ever forgive me for the inanity of my questions? All the best, SV Sure. I guess.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Feb 8, 2010 16:10:09 GMT -5
Dear choobeh,
Should I go and tell Prime to post in Ishkabibble? Or should I just attempt to post and not wait for him?
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 8, 2010 16:21:47 GMT -5
I assume you're talking about scene 4. I don't really think Prime needs the first post there, so you can go ahead and post first. I'm the type of person who waits for no one in an RP if I'm on a roll, so yeah.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Feb 17, 2010 21:39:26 GMT -5
Dowdy Kitchen Man, Conan told me that the meaning of life was crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of the women.
Is this true? And if so, where can I rent a machine that converts enemies into drivable vehicles?
And Dowdy Kitchen Man?
...what's a lamentation?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 17, 2010 21:44:48 GMT -5
Is that what he said.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 17, 2010 22:00:58 GMT -5
Dowdy Kitchen Man, Conan told me that the meaning of life was crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of the women. Is this true? And if so, where can I rent a machine that converts enemies into drivable vehicles? And Dowdy Kitchen Man? ...what's a lamentation? Yes. You can purchase such machines at your local used car dealership. A lamentation is a noun that refers to the act of expressing grief.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Feb 17, 2010 22:03:17 GMT -5
*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
YOUHAVESEENHISFACE
THEDESTROYER
THEBARBARIAN
WHOAREYOUSOBRAVETOSUMMONHISVISAGE
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Post by Q on Feb 20, 2010 10:19:02 GMT -5
lolwut.
DEER CHEWBS.
WERE KEN I GOW TOO LERN HAW TOO RITE GUD. I WONT TOO RITE RP'S BUTT NOWBUDDY THINX I KEN RITE GUD.
THENX. -KEW
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 22, 2010 17:32:35 GMT -5
lolwut. DEER CHEWBS. WERE KEN I GOW TOO LERN HAW TOO RITE GUD. I WONT TOO RITE RP'S BUTT NOWBUDDY THINX I KEN RITE GUD. THENX. -KEW Dear Q, Here's a kicker to start things off with: I learned how to write by reading a lot and then writing fanfiction. So my first recommendation is to read. Read a lot. Books, preferably. The Writing Archive is also a good place to read since you said you wanted to RP. From there, you'll start unconsciously (or even consciously!) picking up your favorite author's styles and ideas. The important part now is to practice. You've done your studying, now its time to apply those concepts you learned, even if you're just repeating whatever the author said. Ideally, you should share your work with someone else who can read. They will begin to yell at you about how dumb your work is, or they may subtly hint at it, but eventually you will come to understand how to think for yourself, how to apply rhetoric, and how to write with your own voice. So since you're trying to RP, go ahead and make some posts in the RP forums. Since RP is a collaborative effort, people will help you grow and learn. After a while, you can even start making your own topics. I almost forgot one of the most crucial things for learning to write: a spellchecker. It will help you not look like a hillbilly, even if you are. -ch00bs
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Mar 1, 2010 23:00:46 GMT -5
Why does my ass hurt when I pee?
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Post by Ninety on Mar 1, 2010 23:36:40 GMT -5
Dear cooba,
Why does my pee hurt when I ass?
Also, is ass a verb?
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Mar 2, 2010 7:52:11 GMT -5
And on the same note-
If I form a band called Verb the Noun, can I be sued for infringement by any band using that grammatical structure in their name?
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Mar 11, 2010 15:40:18 GMT -5
ANSWER ME
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Post by SV on Mar 16, 2010 16:25:39 GMT -5
Dear choobs,
Boys suck. Are there boys who don't suck? Where do I find them? Is it better to chloroform them or to attempt some variation on a rabbit snare when hunting for one?
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Mar 16, 2010 17:25:19 GMT -5
Dear choobs, Boys suck. Are there boys who don't suck? Where do I find them? Is it better to chloroform them or to attempt some variation on a rabbit snare when hunting for one? Hiya.
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Post by SV on Mar 16, 2010 17:59:59 GMT -5
Boys besides El, I mean. Silly BFF.
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Post by Ninety on Mar 16, 2010 18:40:59 GMT -5
I am offended.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 16, 2010 19:41:12 GMT -5
I am as well.
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Post by SV on Mar 17, 2010 2:30:47 GMT -5
B-Dubbs, you are (a.) taken, and (b.) somewhere in the vicinity of Way-More-Northeast-Than-I-Am. Ninety, you...hm... *ponders* eyyyyyyyy, ninety [/V101]
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Post by Hated Aries on Mar 17, 2010 5:47:17 GMT -5
Yea, me too
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Post by Ninety on Mar 17, 2010 20:49:10 GMT -5
eyyyyyyy /Fonzie
Coobert, why don't you answer these questions?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Mar 17, 2010 20:53:14 GMT -5
Maybe he's taking part in the Zombie Awareness Month?
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Post by ch00beh on Mar 17, 2010 23:09:51 GMT -5
Why does my ass hurt when I pee? AIDS Dear cooba, Why does my pee hurt when I ass? Also, is ass a verb? It doesn't. Pee is a waste product that isn't part of your body. As such, it contains no sensory cells that are hooked up to your nervous system. Ass is not a verb. And on the same note- If I form a band called Verb the Noun, can I be sued for infringement by any band using that grammatical structure in their name? No. Acts of parody are protected under US Copyright law. Dear choobs, Boys suck. Are there boys who don't suck? Where do I find them? Is it better to chloroform them or to attempt some variation on a rabbit snare when hunting for one? Boys who do not suck are out there. As a boy who does not suck, I am qualified to make this assessment. You will find these boys who do not suck in your friend zone. That's usually where they stay because they're too nice and care about you too much to try to change things. I recommend a net. eyyyyyyy /Fonzie Coobert, why don't you answer these questions? Laziness. Maybe he's taking part in the Zombie Awareness Month? Keep your insipid comments regarding the inside jokes that no one knows about out of here. This topic is about me answering questions with intelligence and sympathy.
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Post by SV on Apr 1, 2010 3:10:39 GMT -5
On the contrary, zombies are a very real threat and something that everyone should be aware of. However, Zombie Awareness Month ended approximately three hours and seven minutes ago, so it's no longer important. It also isn't a question.
*ahem*
Choobs, I have been having difficulty sleeping for like two weeks (as demonstrated by this post happening). Do you have any suggestions regarding how I may remedy this?
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 1, 2010 7:48:34 GMT -5
Choobs, I have been having difficulty sleeping for like two weeks (as demonstrated by this post happening). Do you have any suggestions regarding how I may remedy this? Chronic insomnia is usually a sign that something is bugging you or you're stressed, in which case some life ordering may need to occur. If it's just random bouts of insomnia, or maybe these tips apply even when the insomnia is chronic, then I have some quick tips: -Stay hydrated and stay fed. Lack of food/water may put your body into hunter/gatherer mode because it'll think it's an emergency and will stay awake and alert so you can obtain these basic necessities. -On that note, don't get too full. If your body goes into digestion mode, you'll just be tired because your body is diverting all its energy into processing your last meal, but you'll stay awake. -Masturbation. Hormone release and relaxation after orgasm might knock you out. -Should be obvious, but stay away from caffeine and sugar and related things energy things. Try warm milk and bread. -Turn off all lights and keep some white noise in your room. Humans aren't built to sleep during the day. A bright, glowing clock telling you that it's now 7AM is stressful. Sudden changes in noise shock the ears into alertness. If all else fails, I just get up and start doing stuff like video games until my body gets tired. At least then I'm not wasting away on my bed.
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