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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 7:06:18 GMT -5
Wait. I don't get it. That's a pun?
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Post by prime on Feb 11, 2007 7:38:06 GMT -5
Thus, 'kidding' lmao. Like an attempt to screw RLRL up
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Post by Baboon on Feb 11, 2007 11:49:02 GMT -5
Baboon stares intently at Box 28, then pokes it a couple of times. When it doesn't do something cool, he becomes quite sad.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 12:10:18 GMT -5
Eventually Baboon gives in and opens box 28. Inside he finds a cardboard E, a foam I, a plastic O and a stone U. Crikey! It's another posting requirement!
From now on, none of Baboon's posts in any Day topic may include the letter "a". An exception is made for the names of players -- thus, he can write something like "Kazkame" without consequence. All other words including "a", however, are forbidden. And the letter can't just be asterisked out or anything wimpy like that, either.
Chaldrons and chandeliers! How many more of these posting requirements are there, anyway?
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Post by Krazy Glue on Feb 11, 2007 12:37:41 GMT -5
That wasn't suppost to happen!
God I hate that pun... Can i still get box 33? lol
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 12:42:11 GMT -5
Having punned adequately, RLRL avails himself of a knife and cuts through the many bands of tape wrapped around box 33. He finds therein another shield.
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Post by bulbaboy on Feb 11, 2007 13:30:14 GMT -5
I will pick number Nine Because it smells like a Divine Summer scent....
I hate Pohatu With my heart and soul because Of these Icy Haikus....
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 13:31:59 GMT -5
Conveniently, after mentioning "icy haikus", Bulbs opens box 9 to discover that another freeze is inside. Yay freezes!
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 11, 2007 13:55:33 GMT -5
Seeing box number 32 conveniently laying on the ground, Popebeneidct picks it up. Walking over to the nearest bench, so he can open it in a sophisticated manner, he trips over a stone and accidentally pokes out his left eye. "Damn kids!"
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Post by kazkame on Feb 11, 2007 14:24:03 GMT -5
box # 10 please
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 11, 2007 15:08:56 GMT -5
"Lee does not hate. Lee picks box 8!" Lee then promptly produces a surgical kit, and then proceeds to perform a noninvasive surgery to remove the contents of the box.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 17:00:24 GMT -5
Amazingly, the Pope manages to open box 32 without anybody else pointing out that he seems to have confused stones for children. Yay fifteen denarii!
Kazkame opens the rather tacky box 10, which is covered in plaid. Everyone's afraid it's going to be a posting requirement forcing him to write with a Scottish accent. Instead, a resurrection drifts out.
Our novice surgeon Lee is not so lucky, however, for box 8 does indeed contain a posting requirement! "Bad box bounty," a disembodied voice complains from inside the box. From now on, Lee's posts in the Day topics have to include alliteration!
I'm sure I don't need to tell you that alliteration is the stringing-together of multiple words in a row, all of which begin with the same letter. Each of Lee's posts must contain a chain of alliteration at least three words long.
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Feb 11, 2007 17:24:33 GMT -5
Hehe, I hope I don't get a posting requirement in box 3... *has at it with a dramatically oversized mallet*
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 11, 2007 17:32:07 GMT -5
Aw. I want the alliteration posting requirement. I love alliterating like I love loquaciously yet lethargically creating drivel.
*kicks box 7 in the shin analogues while lamenting the loss of a lovely posting requirement*
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Post by Baboon on Feb 11, 2007 17:32:37 GMT -5
How did I know my box would be one of those stupid posting requirements? -_- The only good thing here is "e" is much more difficult to elude... WHY COULDN'T YOU CHOOSE "U" OR SOMETHING ELSE?! >
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 18:06:50 GMT -5
Ironically, Cinders smashes open box 3 with her mallet to find... a gavel. She's found an extra vote! (No, it wasn't a posting requirement. Yes, that would have been more ironic.)
Box 7 hops up and down a little in pain and grumbles at Andurin, but reluctantly opens to reveal a freeze!
And Baboon... that would have been far too easy, my friend.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 11, 2007 18:23:16 GMT -5
Accursed alliteration attacked and allowed an annoying affect!
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 11, 2007 18:31:18 GMT -5
Lee, that's assonance, aka the repetition of a vowel sound. Completely different thing.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 19:01:50 GMT -5
For the purposes of this game, we will always assume assonance and alliteration are akin. Either one satisfies the requirement.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 11, 2007 19:14:19 GMT -5
Ocelot looks around and sees that Box 4 has still not been taken "Must be fate" he says as walks up to it and picks it up. Then he realizes as he opens it that "Oh, MY God!!!It's a trap!!!"
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Feb 11, 2007 19:18:39 GMT -5
*points the accusatory finger* He cheated! He cheated he cheated he cheated! *hops around*
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 19:37:35 GMT -5
A trap indeed... for Ocelot has snared the worst posting requirement of all! Out of box 4 comes a book of Lewis Carroll verses. In all Day topics, Ocelot now has to write in limericks!
We all know what limericks are, but I'll define anyway. A limerick contains five lines. Line one contains seven to nine syllables. Line two contains the same number and rhymes with line one. Line three contains five or six syllables. Line four contains the same number and rhymes with line three. Line five contains the same number of syllables as lines one and two, and rhymes with them. Here, of course, is an example:
I’m starting to sense a bandwagon, And don’t want this game to be draggin’, So without wasting time I’ll cast my vote for Prime Who’s been artfully dodging like Fagin.
(Little Charles Dickens for you there.)
Like Bulbs and his haikus, Ocelot may write multiple limericks in the same post.
There are only two posting requirements left, and neither one is as hard or annoying as some of these have been.
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Post by prime on Feb 11, 2007 20:03:11 GMT -5
Lol, I'm glad I don't have one yet. But, I really must ask, why the hell am I always in your examples?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 20:28:04 GMT -5
I found it easy to rhyme "Prime". Figuring out how to rhyme "Loogs" or "Bulbs" or God forbid "Kazkame" is much more difficult.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 11, 2007 21:36:45 GMT -5
i forgot to ask when do we pick again
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 11, 2007 21:37:52 GMT -5
You can pick a new box once every real-time day.
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