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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 2, 2007 7:46:20 GMT -5
The carnage continues… The townspeople found Pope Benedict in the gazebo at the far end of the public garden. He was lying prone on the floor, clutching with one cold hand at the arrow in his chest. It would not surprise anyone later when the autopsy revealed that the arrow had perfectly penetrated his heart. Both of his eyes had been gouged out, and two lovely pink roses had been tucked neatly into the sockets. Resting square on his closed lips was a candy heart bearing the message: LOVE IS There was at once a search for the rose bush whence the flowers had been plucked. All the rose bushes the townspeople found in the garden seemed intact… yet there was a ragged hole in the dirt, where it seemed the killer(s) had ripped one rose bush out entirely. Violets are blue, roses are red, sugar is sweet… THE POPE IS DEAD!* * * Two more robberies came to light that morning as well. Pikachu reported that the mystery burglar had crept into his house and pinched an item. The Host also complained that someone had taken all but fifteen of his extra votes. Well, everyone knew they were next on the list. Sounds like it’s time for some high-quality accusin’!
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Post by Damien on Mar 2, 2007 8:28:35 GMT -5
"Hmmm, very confusing. I had expected another attempt on ch00bz or perhaps Babs but killing off The pope doesn't seem to make much sense." Pikachu pondered
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 2, 2007 9:48:23 GMT -5
"I honestly was expecting the Mafia to come after me, to press an attack or such when they still had a chance to kill me. But with things being the way that they are, wellll... I suppose this means that the Mafia is on its last legs. They can't afford to lose anybody more, so they're avoiding me." Lee looked around. "Anybody want breakfast? My left bicep functions as a toaster."
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Post by Damien on Mar 2, 2007 10:53:05 GMT -5
"Awesome." Pikachu said grabbing some conveniently placed bread from a conveniently placed table and popping it in to Lee's Toastercep. "Mmmm, toast.
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Post by dangaard on Mar 2, 2007 12:35:49 GMT -5
hey is it to late to join mafia?
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Post by Popebenedict on Mar 2, 2007 12:38:55 GMT -5
*The ghost of the Pope appears before Dan* YES! IT IS TO LATE... THE GAME IS ALMOST OVER!!! COME BE MY SEX SLAVE!!! *The ghost of the Pope grabs Dan and drags him back down into the depths of hell to be his sex slave*
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 2, 2007 13:05:00 GMT -5
Yes, Dan... Dang... Yes, it is too late to join Mafia. Once the game commences, there can be no introductions of new characters. But yes, as the Pope said (although he shouldn't have SEEING AS HE IS DEAD AND ALL HMM), Mafia III will probably get started soon.
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Post by Popebenedict on Mar 2, 2007 18:02:01 GMT -5
Umm hmm.. Dead I am
*Uses his ghost hand to slap Poh, but phases through him, because of his intangability*
Argh, darn, Im still not used to that!
*Phases back down into the depths of hell to have some fun with his new "friend"*
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Post by Loogs on Mar 2, 2007 21:35:22 GMT -5
"Well, I'm not going to split any hairs. I'm fairly confident that we've executed most of the Mafia. However there is one suspected member that we haven't shone our spotlights on. Notice how Pikachu votes against the majority. Always votes for people who were proven innocent." Loogs reached into her pocket for another stick of Pocky, and noticing that she only had two sticks left, she nibbled on the stick gingerly. "The choice is obvious, dear friends. And I believe that our little town will be safe once again.
VOTE: Pikachu
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 2, 2007 22:20:37 GMT -5
Praise Allah! Somebody actually made an accusation. Maybe you little rascals should follow good Loogs' example.
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Post by Damien on Mar 2, 2007 23:05:50 GMT -5
"I wondered when this would come after I outed you in the last town meeting. I'm sure the other townspeople will notice how you changed you're "NOT MAFIA" signature and title once I had pointed them out. They may also remember you changing your vote from a long suspected mafia member to a now known innocent which resulted in the death of not one but three townsfolk." Pikachu said eyeing the Pocky eating fiend. "Also I believe that you even stated in one topic that you were infact the godfather though you deny it being a mafia reference ofcoure. These factors lead me to believe that you are infact mafioso!"
VOTE: Lugiasian
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Post by Loogs on Mar 3, 2007 7:57:14 GMT -5
"Yes. I'm Mafiosa." Loogs rolled her eyes, indicating sarcasm. "And that's why many of the proven innocents trust me more than you. And notice how I once again have my sig declaring that I am indeed NOT MAFIA. I merely wanted a change, a breath of fresh air. Indeed, it is not me who is Mafia, but YOU. And Ocelot was killed by the Mafia, which means he's most likely innocent. I also did not vote for Lee, but rather Prime. Your "facts" are wrong; it's just like a Mafia member to point the finger at someone else."
VOTE: Still remains the yellow Mafia rat
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Post by Baboon on Mar 3, 2007 9:12:47 GMT -5
Indeed. It should be painfully obvious to everyone that Pikachu has just about always put in a contrary vote when suspicion has fallen upon someone very likely to be a Mafia member. On the fifth Day, when Prime ever-so-strangely put himself up for execution, it seemed that almost everyone agreed he should go. However, Pika must have been thinking to himself "...What the hell?" and made a feeble attempt to keep one of his comrades alive. Furthermore, look at the Shop thread. Less than three hours after I, a proven Innocent, bought a Freeze toward the end of the fifth Day, Pika snuck in and bought one as well, most likely to counter mine. ALSO, look at what he just bought last night. He sees that he is outnumbered, and is making an attempt to survive yet again.
VOTE: Pikachu (see?! he's voting against whoever's very likely Mafia!)
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Post by Ocelot on Mar 3, 2007 10:34:08 GMT -5
Baboon puts up a Valid point but Loogs has always been floppy with her votes as well I look at her with a suspicion bu see what her accusations do for the people.
Vote:Pikachu
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Post by kazkame on Mar 3, 2007 13:45:03 GMT -5
vote: pikachu
because he is very suspicious
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Post by ch00beh on Mar 3, 2007 17:49:00 GMT -5
Vote: Pikachu "Er. Everyone already stole my reasons as to why. Whroes*" *a whroe is wholly worse than a whore, so bad, in fact, that the r moves around
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 4, 2007 10:01:54 GMT -5
They convene once again in the town treehouse.
“Ah, geez,” the Host says. “There were a lot of extra votes, shields and freezes getting thrown down last night. Let me see…” The Host reviews the nightly record for a few moments before looking back up. “It is my Hostly ruling that in the event of a chain of freezes, the first person who PMed me during the night has top priority. All other freezes are affirmed or negated based on that starting point.”
He takes one quick glance back at the record before continuing: “Therefore it seems that Pikachu will be our victim this evening.
“Let’s go for a little Oriental flair this time, shall we? Couple of burly guys, would you please take Pikachu to the hole?”
A hole, several feet deep and wide enough to accommodate a human, has been dug not far from the treehouse. The couple of burly guys put Pikachu in, burying him up to the waist, and shovel in dirt around him to secure him.
“It’s called ishikozume,” says the Host, passing around a heavy satchel filled with rocks. “Everyone got a couple? Good.
“Then let him without glaring facial flaws cast the first stone.”
The Host throws a particularly sharp rock at Pikachu’s head. But it bounces off without appearing to do any damage. “Hey!” Pikachu mutters, rubbing his forehead – yet it’s clear the stone hasn’t left so much as a bruise.
Someone else throws a rock. Two more people do. Every stone simply rebounds off Pikachu. That’s when people start to see a golden glow around Pikachu’s body.
“Hmm. It seems Pikachu was shielded.” The Host smiles pleasantly. “Well, I suppose we have no further business here, then. I’ll see you all in the morning.”
“Ha!” Pikachu shouts.
“Words can’t express how disappointing this is,” says Andurin. “And neither can pictures! It seems my posting requirement has been lifted at last.”
The Host walks away without giving the order for the couple of burly guys to dig Pikachu out of the hole.
PIKACHU IS NOT DEAD!
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THE SIXTH NIGHT HAS BEGUN!
MAFIA MEMBERS: Go to the Xanga now to make your decision.
DOCTOR: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two real-time days naming a townsperson to protect.
DETECTIVE: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to investigate.
VIGILANTE: You may PM me throughout the course of the next two days naming a townsperson to fire at.
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