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Post by rasaq on Feb 2, 2007 12:18:52 GMT -5
Ok for the record i did not kill jakwon. Im sorry u guys dnt know enuf ebonics to realize that. i shot 20 bullets in his direction but i wasn't acting on my G'ed up modifier so only about 3 of them hit. but he was still wounded and crippled so thats why i was able to rob him. and yes i will modify my text so u ppl can understand what exactly happened there.
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Post by rasaq on Feb 2, 2007 12:28:59 GMT -5
King Koopa seeing all the animosity around him removes his fully automatic Ak-47 and begin to fire at random people in the holding area. he leaves alive only the other nine contestants who are in the tournoment. He then takes a sip of his alchoholic drink(Sizzurp to be specific) and proceeds to take a sip. Then he begins to think about the 3 malicios women with over sized buttocks that he was promised upon entering the tournoment. He then notices that one of his best friends since birth Jakwon runnin twords rob in a manner that might suggest that he was changing gangs. "Jakwon you are a bad friend you are supposed to stay loyal to TS" then King Koopa reloads his AK-47 and emptys 2 clips in jakwons anus but misses 95% of them becuase he was shooting wildly. as jakwon is laying on the floor unable to move because he was shot in the anus 3-5 times King Koopa walks over to him and proceeds to undress him and steal all of his possesions. Then King Koopa urinates on Jakwon. Then King Koopa preforms the tradition TS squad call beacause he would like some more sizzurp. thats what happened in "english"
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 2, 2007 12:37:12 GMT -5
Just to clarify, that if you missed me 85% of the time that would be roughly 15 bullets in me not 3-5.
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Post by rasaq on Feb 2, 2007 12:46:24 GMT -5
Well King Koopa Just laughs at Robs sad atemp to slap him in the balls because as one can plainly see his pants are sagging so low that when he nut slapped King Koopa then jean material provided a cushion for his nut sack. King Koopa now anxious to "fuck Rob up like he stol sumthin" puts away his AK-47 and calls rob over to him." Ay, pussy come here lets see if you can really dodge bullets" Then he rips off his shirt to reveal is perfectly sculpted abs and pectorals and a fully deatailed map of africa tatooed on his back. he then hears "Da hottest song out right now" playing in the background and proceeds to "Lean wit rock wit it" until rob gets his "Pussy ass" ova here. (for those of ou who want to know wha song im lean wit go to souljaboytellem.com/home2.html and listen to the song Shoot Out)
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Post by prime on Feb 2, 2007 13:31:47 GMT -5
OOC: I hate guns, and on a side note. Rasaq, Pope, shut the hell up and leave each other alone. You can either take what you put out, or play fair. And, on a side note, I have to admit that I find it funny as hell that your pants would be sagging so low as to absorb the impact from a heavy metal object. Maybe next time I'll try a guitar.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 2, 2007 23:02:49 GMT -5
OOC: Play nice children! Daddy has a taser! It makes things go BZZRZRZZTT Please take any arguments to PMs. in other news, rasaq, you saying that Jakwon was lying on the ground due to your bullet fire falls under the category we call autoplaying, that is, hurting/controlling another person's character without the owner's permission. But thanks for re-posting in a more understandable manner. In more other news, please remember to OOC (out of character) any words that you would like to say... out of character. Meaning you're not narrating, but talking to the other board members directly. BIC denotes 'back in character.' These are just unwritten rules... er, they're written now, but w/e... but they exist to make posts clearer so everyone knows who's talking. BIC: Jimmy tipped the rest of his tea into his mouth before screwing the cap back onto the thermos. The orangutang put the container back into his jacket then knuckled over to the growing conflict. Er. The bigger and more important growing conflict, not the random conflicts between miscellaneous cannon fodder around the arena. "Good sir, I do believe that public urination is illegal and is a designated sexual offence. My dear friend, that is disgusting." With that, Jimmy reached behind him and threw a large wad of feces at King Koopa.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 3, 2007 16:54:27 GMT -5
OOC: Spiffy has requested that I take control of his character and we operate as a single unit until his return to the game, which, unfortunately, may be a while. He does not want to be dropped from the tournament, but doesn't want his character to be inactive either. Is this acceptable?
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Post by prime on Feb 3, 2007 17:45:53 GMT -5
OOC: As long as Spiffy has ok'ed it, its fine.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 3, 2007 17:54:58 GMT -5
OOC: Yah, it was his idea.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 3, 2007 19:14:49 GMT -5
Demitri was getting tired and was running well on his moped. He decided it was time to lose his ride, and begin to fight on foot. seeing the orangutan kill about five people, one of the black men eliminate four, a sword men kill a couple, and some woman with a whip or some other weapon kill some more. So he decided to rev up to 75 mph towards the black man with the ak-47. Zooming fast across the arena he saw the man still standing in the same spot but spaced away from two other men. Pushing the moped to its peak he waited till the last second and dug his bokkan in to the ground and shifting his and the mopeds weight to his legs he sings the 75mph moped directly at the black man with the ak-47.
OOC: If I cant do this I'll do something else k
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 3, 2007 19:44:15 GMT -5
Seeing the moped flying at his old friend at an alarming rate, Jakwon rushes toward King Koopa in an attempt to save him. Jumping into the air about five feet away from King Koopa, Jakwon tackles him as the speeding moped flies overhead.
"You out of it man. I cant handle you no mo. First, you try to bust me up, den you and almost get yo self killed. This aint no game dawg. But ya in dis on yo own now, me and Tyrone are go'in are own way. Maybe' will see ya later, dawg. Don' die on me. But you to dangerous."
"Come on Tyrone! Lets get a steppin'!"
Getting up from the ground with the assistance of Tyrone, Jakwon begins to walk away from his old friend, his little brother following in toe.
Tyrone looks back at King Koopa, "Later dawg." Putting away his glock, Tyrone removes his switch blade from his back pocket, "Dis good bro? I be hearin' dat peeps get all pissed when we fight wit guns."
"Yuh, dats good bro." Responded Jakwon. "You comin' wit us Rob?"
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Post by Loogs on Feb 3, 2007 20:10:31 GMT -5
OOC: If it's okay with you Zack I'd like you to be my RPing proxy as well. My character's Rongerik, the little islander boy. Till I get back. kthnxbi
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 3, 2007 20:12:34 GMT -5
OOC: Ill try my best... I just hope it doesnt get to confusing for other people. Why dont you make a post with your guy coming over to me and Tyrone, asking if he can fight with us or something along those lines. Make sure you kill some people along the way though so I can try to imitate your fighting style when I play as him.
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Post by Loogs on Feb 4, 2007 13:28:38 GMT -5
OOC: DEAR SWEET GOD WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS MADE OF THIS TOURNAMENT?!
And you, rashaq, I'm warning you: Don't overdo it with the language. One or two posts laden with swears is good for effect, but once it's illegible and downright offensive, it's crossing a line.
Careful now ^^
BIC: If Rongerik was terrified before, the turf war that broke out had him huddled in fetal position, clutching his trident close to him. "Don't hurt me, don't hurt me...." While he was cowering on the floor, he realized that he was called to the tournament for a reason. He was just as good with his trident as they were with their guns and switchblades.
Focusing on the most aggressive, King Koopa, as his target, Rongerik stood up straight, got into fighting stance, and held out his trident in front of him. To the little Marshallese boy, the gangsta was nothing but a really big fish he could spear. He took a deep breath, walked towards Koopa, and sprinted full-speed towards his target. As he approached him, Rongerik pulled back his trident, and thrust it up his arse, so that the middle spear went up where the sun don't shine, and the two on the side pierced through his buttcheeks. Rongerik's face expressed his grossed-out feelings.
"Ewwwww...." Rongerik quickly pulled his trident out and ran as far away from Koopa as possible. He ran towards Flora, piercing the organs of various random thugs along the way without thinking about it. "Help help help help help!!!"
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Post by rasaq on Feb 5, 2007 12:17:46 GMT -5
OOC:
nobody else seems to have a problem with my swearing Stephanie
BIC:
King Koopa realized that he has shamed his whole block and would be belittled back in da hood points his AK-47 at his head and commits suicide
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 5, 2007 12:25:28 GMT -5
Turning around one last time to look at his old companion, Jakwon observes brain juice fly through the air. Realizing his friend had just shot himself, Jakwon shed a single tear.
"Whats wrong bra?", questioned Tyrone.
"Nuttin'," Walking away more briskly in an attempt to not allow his little brother to see what had just happened. "Lets kick some ass now bra!"
Getting into battle ready positions, Jakwon and Tyrone beat down the nearest enemy to a bloody pulp, "Now dats what I'm talkin' about!"
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Post by albatrosstrevelyan on Feb 6, 2007 7:58:21 GMT -5
OOC: I will post in a few periods, it will be up soon though.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 6, 2007 11:24:06 GMT -5
OOC: Everybody cool if I move this to the real tournament next time I post?
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Post by albatrosstrevelyan on Feb 6, 2007 12:41:06 GMT -5
yeah i will be. i don't think i really have a post yet anyway....
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 6, 2007 17:54:58 GMT -5
Yes please. I think the npc fights are getting a little tiring. I'm ready to go on. So is Spiffy.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 6, 2007 18:02:23 GMT -5
OOC: im cool with fighting people umm yeah
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 7, 2007 14:37:18 GMT -5
OCC: Yea lets get this road on the show.
BIC: The white light deteriorates and Loken finds himself in an arena. The arena is piled with bodies and parts of them everywhere. Instantly upon seeing this Loken wets himself. He falls to the floor vomiting not being able to stand the rank stench of blood. He thinks to himself what he just got himself into and hopes that its all a dream. He tries to compose and finds enough strength to at least stand up and ignore the foul smells. He looks around he sees that there obviously was a great battle but that only few remained. Lucky him to arrive at the end of the battle but then it dawned on him that the few alive were most likely the strongest and most vile of those who fought. He legs trembled and he stood there alone on fear with nothing but regret in his mind. Only the words "I',m dead" repeated in his mind....
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 7, 2007 15:09:15 GMT -5
OOC: Ocelot lives!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 9, 2007 0:33:47 GMT -5
OOC: Who's left in this? Flora Rob Rongerik Loken Aquara Jakwon Tyrone Jimmy Demetri Am I forgeting anybody at all?
NINE! Blast! Well, looks like we'll have an NPC round.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 9, 2007 14:53:00 GMT -5
OCC: Well Jakwon and Tyrone are a team so you could count them as one then there would be 8. I don't know just a thought.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 10, 2007 19:33:51 GMT -5
OOC: M'kay. I'll give people a chance to voice any objections, and if not, we'll go ahead to the real tourny proper around midnight.
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