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Post by ch00beh on Jan 31, 2007 20:39:17 GMT -5
OOC: Lee, I suggest just dumping the entry limit. BIC: After having killed the gang leader, Jimmy took a few steps away, soon realizing that the 5 remaining gang members were around him, each weilding rusty chains, metal rods, and knives, and each was dressed in a black leather jacket, black jeans, and bandanas. Obviously, their bulging biceps were covered in tattoos of things like skulls, flames, crosses, and flowers. In other words, the stereotypical biker get-up. They didn't say anything as they all rushed in to attack Jimmy. As the first one neared, the orangutang leapt and tackled the man, grappling his shins to throw him off balance. As expected, the biker fell over, his weapon, a chain, flying from his grip. Jimmy pounded on the man's chest a couple times before catching the chain. Now that the primate was armed, the remaining four were a bit more wary. However, in false bravery, they all rushed forward again. Jimmy swung the chain at the closest one, hitting him in the chest, then swung again, hitting him in the groin. The man wouldn't be a problem anymore. Jimmy then bunched up the chain and threw it at the next biker, hitting him right in the face. The primate cried a feral cry of 'ooks' and 'ahks' before jumping another biker's head. The biker was obscenely muscular, moreso than his kin, and was thus able to support the orangutang's weight. Jimmy pulled the unfortunate man's hair and beat on his head, causing him to run straight into the last gang member. After jumping off the man's shoulders, Jimmy picked up a conveniently placed rock and hit the two in the head.
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Post by kazkame on Jan 31, 2007 21:15:17 GMT -5
ooc: i have never seen such a violent orangutan
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Post by prime on Jan 31, 2007 21:30:11 GMT -5
OOC: .....
I feel more dirty.
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Post by kazkame on Jan 31, 2007 21:49:41 GMT -5
OOC: I think I saw something like this earlier and I kept thinking to my self why does he feel so dirty? Could you elaborate ?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 31, 2007 21:57:32 GMT -5
OOC: Orangutan violence turns Prime on?
I'm just throwing out suggestions here.
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Post by prime on Jan 31, 2007 22:49:09 GMT -5
OOC: I feel dirty whenever I see a really stupid, emberassing rp idea. (According to my own more serious mind that is.)
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 31, 2007 23:10:38 GMT -5
OOC: Right now, we've got ten entries. This means that in the first real round, six get NPCs to fight, and four of us will square off to see which two make it to the next round. If Loogs's access remains limited, we may drop her and give a bye. Not sure on Spiffy. Our goal is to make as many people as possible get through actively to the finals.
And yes, you may fight one another, althoug taking eachother out before the tournament proper would be rather anticlimactic.
BIC: Flora watched as the match plunged into sheer chaos, more and more people wildly attacking. Some were still appearing, and they simply dove in headlong. This was not her comfort zone. She prefered proper, civilized, bloodless matches. Hardened killers were all about her now, though, and she was finding it not to her liking. She had killed before, but never anything like this.
"Thanks, Ducks." Flora responded to Aquara, skewering another soft target. The weaker combatants were all being weeded out, the population of the arena having been decreased to less than two hundred combatants. The ones that were remaining were either strong enough or canny enough to get through. Several large alliances seemed to be the biggest threat to the fighters, and Flora glared towards them. Soon, she'd need to begin fighting the tough ones. And then she'd be fighting an uphill battle.
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Post by rasaq on Feb 1, 2007 12:43:20 GMT -5
King Koopa seeing all the animosity around him removes his fully automatic Ak-47 and begin to fire at random people in the holding area. he leaves alive only the other nine contestants who are in the tournoment. He then takes a sip of his alchoholic drink(Sizzurp to be specific) and proceeds to take a sip. Then he begins to think about the 3 malicios women with over sized buttocks that he was promised upon entering the tournoment. He then notices that one of his best friends since birth Jakwon runnin twords rob in a manner that might suggest that he was changing gangs. "Jakwon you are a bad friend you are supposed to stay loyal to TS" then King Koopa reloads his AK-47 and emptys 2 clips in jakwons anus but misses 85% of them becuase he was shooting wildly. as jakwon is laying on the floor unable to move because he was shot in the anus 3-5 times King Koopa walks over to him and proceeds to undress him and steal all of his possesions. Then King Koopa urinates on Jakwon. Then King Koopa preforms the tradition TS squad call beacause he would like some more sizzurp.
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Post by prime on Feb 1, 2007 15:21:09 GMT -5
OOC: -.-
Maybe we should post the rules in a more obvious place Lee. Rasaq, you are NOT allowed to kill other player character without they're permission!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 1, 2007 15:25:56 GMT -5
OOC: Rasaq, could you please redo that post? I'm not sure exactly what happened in it, as I don't know much ebonics, but I think that you killed somebody somewhere somehow. Prime, could we get a translation?
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Post by kazkame on Feb 1, 2007 15:39:28 GMT -5
OOC: rasaq you cant all the guys with one clip of an AK-47, and also seeing that you are a gangsta you couldn't have killed at least 2 or 3 people with one clip duh, and lastly Jakwon would have seen you pull the AK-47 come out of your pants or any other area.
BIC: Seeing as the real fight was just beginning, Demetri after beating his first thug with his bat drove back to the group of black men and the swordsmen. Then in his mind thought "Wait this place was just like Compton where everyone including the babies had guns or some type of weapon on them". He lightly pressed the break to slow himself down a tad, and preformed a 3-point turn towards another group of thugs but the he saw a spray of bullets from some gun kill on of the black individuals he"saved" from the sword wielding Asians fall to the floor. He bowed his head in disgust to the amount of bloodshed in the arena. Putting his riding goggles on his head continued to head to the group of thugs.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 1, 2007 16:43:05 GMT -5
OOC: Seriously Kaz read your posts before you post them. That was barely comprehendable.
Also, what should I do? Do I stay dead until a repost or can I just get up and start fighting again?
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Post by kazkame on Feb 1, 2007 16:50:31 GMT -5
OOC: That was comprehendable pope and your not dead , remember we're not able to kill with out permission from the person being killed.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 1, 2007 16:54:19 GMT -5
OOC: Yes that was very difficult to read, and I would like for an experienced person to answer my question, no offense, but I dont want to just start fighting and then they say, no sorry kaz was wrong you are really dead, and then I mess up the entire thing. Obviously this will cause some type of parxodical space rip killing the entire human race. I dont want to do that.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 1, 2007 16:55:42 GMT -5
OOC: -.- Maybe we should post the rules in a more obvious place Lee. Rasaq, you are NOT allowed to kill other player character without they're permission! learn how to read !!!
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 1, 2007 16:58:59 GMT -5
OOC: It says they are not allowed to kill people. However, I died before they said that. Like I said, I think I am alive but I just want it to be clarified by someone of a higher stature.
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Post by prime on Feb 1, 2007 17:06:01 GMT -5
OOC: Rasaq, could you please redo that post? I'm not sure exactly what happened in it, as I don't know much ebonics, but I think that you killed somebody somewhere somehow. Prime, could we get a translation? He emptied two 50 round clips of AK bullets into Jakwon's ass, which effectively means his lower body was seperated from his upper. BIC: Prime appears out of nowhere, looking down on Jakwon benevolently. "Klatu, Verada, Nikto!" He cries! And Jakwon is made whole and without damage once more.l
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Post by kazkame on Feb 1, 2007 17:07:38 GMT -5
OOC: lol that is what I like to call A revive
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 1, 2007 17:10:39 GMT -5
Jakwon suddenly opens his eyes twitches his neck upwards and shouts "Rangers!"
"I can breath! I can fight!" Jakwon shouted as he returned to a standing possision next to Prime.
"Thanks dogg." Turning back to Rob "Say man how bout it? Do dis ting wit me?"
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Post by kazkame on Feb 1, 2007 17:12:59 GMT -5
Jakwon suddenly opens his eyes twitches his neck upwards and shouts "Rangers!" "I can breath! I can fight!" Jakwon shouted as he returned to a standing possision next to Prime. "Thanks dogg." Turning back to Rob "Say man how bout it? Do dis ting wit me?" OOC: Your imagination amazes me XD
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Post by prime on Feb 1, 2007 17:15:50 GMT -5
"If you die again." Prime said ominously. "I'll revive you with CPR." And then he quickly disappeared in a puff of smoke. Rob nodded to Jakwon, cuffing him on the shoulder. "I have three words. Shanky shanky shank!" He chanted happily, drawing his sword and rushing forwards towards the one known as 'King Koopa'. "You bout to get cock smaked fool!" Rob yelled, sliding under King Koopa and smacking him in the nuts with the flat of his sword.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 1, 2007 23:12:33 GMT -5
"He's wrong." Flora sheathed her sword, and as a man swung at her with a mace, she blocked. She spun, clubbing him in the forehead with the chicken-shaped pommel. He went down hard. "THAT'S a cock smack, dear friends."
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 2, 2007 2:04:48 GMT -5
OOC: I'm sorry, rasaq, the official language of these forums is English. Please compose future posts in the English language for those of us who can't speak stupid. Remember: A '4' is not effectively the same as 'for.' 4 refers to the integer between 3 and 5. 'For' is a preposition or a programming construct used to loop through bits of code. A 'u' is not the same as 'you.' U is a letter. You is a pronoun. And most importantly: replacing three letter words with one character is completely retarded. That's two extra key types that save you about one nanosecond of your life. Unlike many other time saving processes, nanoseconds don't add up. Even if you do a billion internet-retardation-contractions, you'll save about one second of your life. And if you've done a billion contractions, you really need to get a life. Oh sure, I bet you're gonna post saying I should get a life because I obviously don't have one for posting this argument. Yeah, well at least I don't make any pretenses about it. Much less-than-three, Me BIC: Jimmy calmly watched the fighting go on around him. He sat on one of the biker's corpses while taking out a thermos. After unscrewing the top, he poured some of the liquid, steaming tea, into the makeshift cup and took a sip, carefully outstretching his pinky while doing so.
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Post by albatrosstrevelyan on Feb 2, 2007 11:10:00 GMT -5
King Koopa seeing this bullshit pulls out an AK-47 and starts blastin all these bitch ass punks around. he only leaves alive 9 selected people who might prove to be hardcore niggaz. he takes a sip of dat texas tea and starts wondering about dem big booty chics he was promised. then all of da sudden hes sees jakwon runin twords dat bitch ass pussy nigga who think he could dogde bullets and was amazed. "Jakwon u a punk as bitch who aint down 4 shit but him self fuckin pussy ass 2 timin faka" then King Koopa reloads his K and emptys 2 clips in jakwons ass. as jakwon is layed out on the floor bleeding profusley from his ass Koopa walks ova to him and quietly says "what happened to TS 4 lyfe?" then he robs all of jakwons clothes and his TS bandana and his lama and proceeds to take a piss on Jakwon."I hope u burn in hell 4 dis nigga" then thinking quickly Koopa yells tha TS gang call "Claaat, Clat, Claaaat tyrone where u at mayne i need sum mo drank Claaaat" Let me see if I can clarify... King Koopa disgruntled about all the crap that was surrounding him, pulled out is automatic AK-47, and proceeded to empty all his clips wildly into Jakwon. He loaded another clip, and emptied it into the crowd, killing random people around him, thinking of the ghetto thugging chicks that he was promised. "Jakwon u a punk as bitch who aint down 4 shit but him self fuckin pussy ass 2 timin faka" King Koopa screamed at the bleeding Jakwon. Then he was drinking and other things
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 2, 2007 11:41:02 GMT -5
"Jakwon u a punk as bitch who aint down 4 shit but him self fuckin pussy ass 2 timin faka" OOC: No translation for this part, Kevin?"Good sir Jakwon, I must confess I find you to be a spineless coward whose only concern is his own well being! You are a deceitful, two-faced individual and I suspect very greatly that you make a business of receiving other peoples' male gametes inside of your body!"
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 2, 2007 12:04:50 GMT -5
OOC: Lol thats a pretty good translation I think. I like the sophisticated manner about it.
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