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Meiwaku Hospital would require Kara wanting to run it. Or I mean, I could drop Didn't into a creepy hospital and take control of the plot, but nah, Kara's too cool of a person to zombify her baby like that.
Didn't Rating: 2/10
Chains of Prometheus: It might take a little reworking, but if we were to turn this into some sort of "villain declares war on all religion for a cause" thing, it might be that religions RP we talked about in the other thread? Blackbird, Zebedee, and Didn't would be an odd cast, but it could actually be pretty cool (since Blackbird's kinda a naytheist, Zebedee's the most reliably devout character, and Didn't is basically Unitarian.) Prime even courteously writes himself out, so somebody else can take over.
Didn't Rating: 9/10
Psion Raic Prototype White: Naked pubescent girls running around. Uh, naked pubescent girls running around and sharing sensuous kisses with people? Prime says Magnus has four arms, so I'm just going to guess he's a Machamp. Prime's writing interspecies lolicon erotica? It's a shame, because apparently, Abatis and Sly have a fight here, and it serves a precursor to their whole plot thread in Triannual. But yeah, I've got Abatis in here, and BB's on hiatus, so I'd be writing three characters, and probably dragging the jailbait couple along too. The last thing we need to do is throw another teenage girl into this thing.
Didn't Rating:
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Reasons: Vincent vs. Hector: A fight thread. No real plot for Didn't to usurp. And El would kill me for bringing this back. On the bright side, I'm now shipping Hector and Vincent. They get all pouty with eachother over who Yoshimitsu loves more.
Didn't Rating: 2/10
Melting Trance: The
fuck, we have an RP where Prime, Ninety, Lone, and Choobs go on a two page adventure near the Fascere Order's base? And I never found out about this? Best parts of this RP are Choobs having Rie be completely unfazed by all the SOOO cliche pre-Ish RP stuff (I'm pretty sure there's at least three swords with energy projection), and Ninety giving color commentary by a guy who just doesn't want to die.
Oh, and Banquite Hall may be the new best typo ever. That said, two dead RPers, one half-hiatused, and Choobs, doesn't make for a topic conducive to me pulling it out of the ashes. (Choobs may just have Rie shoot everybody else and loot their bodies, but I digress.)
Didn't Rating:
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Unholy Purification: Has a guy named Raisin. Also, he calls somebody a dominatrix bitch, with his tone "just a little hostile".
THEN AGAIN, that does describe about 20% of the Sunday night writers chat. (Seriously, Mecha RP... Didn't doesn't fit.)
2/10
Heaven's Light: ...I kinda adore the idea of Prime trying to have a three way with Valon and Zebedee... And then Merlin and Didn't show up out of the blue instead. Also, there's a chick that turns into a spear. But anyways, BB on hiatus, Prime dead, fight topic, so no plot for me to hijack.
3/10
The Silver Eternal: Kuro's on hiatus, Prime's dead, and bringing back a topic with SV would also delay Emet and Ishkabibble even further. And we don't want that.
1/10
New Zenith: Kuro/Prime combo. Hilariously, it looked like this topic died waiting on The Hell Gate. Kalim and Nugget are cool, though.
Zenith had spared it more than a glance, he knew what was inside. He looked down at his arm, the tattoo on it burning. 'Deviant' was imprinted in his arm, a relic from his past that he couldn't quite leave behind. The killing madness that threatened to overtake him at every turn. He grinned, the challenge was... Magnificent. He pressed his finger against his burning tattoo, and a burst of wind escaped him.
The wind was configured towards...open minded people. Its basic offer was a paid combat mission, the objective being an unspecified object. Zenith was careful to leave any details of the object out of the account, as its type and nature would likely scare off many of his prospective employee's.
I kinda want to take over this and write Zenith with MYSTICAL FART POWERS. That said, it's open ended, even if I'd need to figure out what to do with Dollarbin!Lucas.
Didn't Rating: 4/10
Seriously, though, Zenith as a juggalo with magic flatulence. We're making this happen.
Survivor:
(On a more serious note; high level fight thread that's almost concluded. Nothing to see here.)
Didn't Rating: 1/10
Fight for ZEBEDEE: So, in 2009, Prime asked me for a detailed bio on Zebedee, so that he could tie a villain's plot into his backstory. And this is what happened. I demand you all read it, drink it in. It is majestic.
Didn't Rating: Lee/10
Azure History: Not gonna lie, this is much more charming just as a big-lipped alligator moment for RP as a whole. I kinda want to move it into finished Role Plays, just because I love the non-sequitur so much. Mysterious woman shows up, talks with Prime for a moment, and then vanishes. Prime: "What the fuck just happened?" *curtain*
Didn't Rating: 5/10, but I don't want to disrupt its sanctity.
Sky Towers and Blood: Figgggggghhhhht topic. Sigh.
Didn't Rating: 1/10
Food Fight IV: This topic ended with me calling Pohatu a futanari and pelting him with bananas. Why this isn't on the required reading list, I don't know.
Didn't Rating: TBA
Crystal Part 2: To be honest, I have no idea how this would even work? I could always drop Didn't into the REAL Crystal Part 2, though...
Didn't Rating: ?/10
The Dusk Star: I guess it takes place in another dimension? So Didn't can't show up there? doodyheads.
Didn't Rating: 1/10
The Key To Apatros: DL is more active these days than when he started this RP. Point DL. And Didn't could fit in, since they're apparently fighting a group who specializes in capturing space time anomalies. If Chains of Prometheus wasn't already such a strong contender, I'd say Pohatu and I should have Rhometer and Didn't in containment, and the heroes bust them out. Then we take this show on the road!
Didn't Rating: 8/10