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Post by Loogs on Oct 18, 2010 18:29:02 GMT -5
This is NOT canon, you guys. Ohohohoho, this is DEFINITELY not canon. This is just a silly stupid idea that I had today, and wanted to totally run with. Just kind of a joke topic. Okay, so this RP is command based. Just give suggestions in the appropriate topic and you get to see them acted out here yaaaaaay! You have the option of being either Hector or Yoshimitsu, with control shifting over to Elliot if you choose to be Yoshimitsu, and control shifting back to me if you choose to be Hector again. Whatever. Just go crazy and have FUN SHOPING YOU GAIS Registry can be found here. Two strapping young lads are out purchasing goods at their local supermarket. You, the lad on the left, are Hector, and your good buddy on the right is named Yoshimitsu. Many colorful foodstuff items are arranged neatly on the shelves behind you.
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Post by Loogs on Oct 18, 2010 20:14:18 GMT -5
Hec & Yoshi: Wear tacos in hair. You grab the box of tacos from the shelf, but this strikes you as a silly idea, and your friend seems to agree. I mean, what kind of uncool dickwaffle would wear tacos in their hair. What a stupid idea. You wouldn't even dream of doing that. You swear you lost a couple brain cells even entertaining the notion of wearing tacos in your hair. And besides, what if the manager like, sees you guys. Not only would that be super embarrassing, you'd get kicked out and stuff. holy shit this is so much f&[HASH]117;cking fun look at you you're the king of goddamn tacos right here sonYour friend, however, is a little less amused.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Oct 18, 2010 21:28:31 GMT -5
Hec & Yoshi: Dye your hair crazy colors: BROWN and BLOND. OH SHIT You suddenly have an urge to dye your hair brown! ... What a silly idea. You'd look silly with brown hair, and it would take far too much time. Given the constraints presented to you, you decide against this action. Hey Hec, where do we go from here?
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Post by Loogs on Oct 18, 2010 22:07:31 GMT -5
>Hec & Yoshi: Dye your hair crazy colors: BROWN and BLOND. OH SHIT Hell no. Cool guys like you have blue hair. Dying it brown and blond would subtract from your overall COOLNESS FACTOR, and we can't have that.
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Post by Loogs on Oct 18, 2010 22:23:25 GMT -5
>Yoshi: Remove taco from hair. Backhand Hector with it. You are now Yoshimitsu. You ask Hector what you're gonna do now, but he's way too busy being the taco fool over there to respond to you. Goddamn it Hector listen to me. You smack him in the face with a taco to get him to come back to earth. That'll teach him. Man, why do you even hang out with this idiot anyway. Also you take those ridiculous tacos out of your hair. And out of Hector's too, because you'd rather be dead than be caught with this blundering jackass with tacos in his hair. Dammit, Hector. This is why I don't go shopping with you.
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Post by Loogs on Oct 22, 2010 22:47:13 GMT -5
Hector: Being cowed by your friend's vicious assault, suggest going to a different aisle. Like the one with pillows, or maybe curtains. Those can't hurt as much as the jagged edge of Mexican rage. You are now in the bedding aisle. A box of fluffy pillows and a shelf of comforters and sheets are behind you.
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Post by Loogs on Oct 22, 2010 22:48:03 GMT -5
>Hector & Yoshi: screw the manager, you guys have POWERS Yeah, but I mean... so does he.
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