Post by The Evil Biscuit on Mar 21, 2012 0:35:34 GMT -5
INVASION!
MYSTERIOUS "ROBOKAISER" DECLARES MARTIAL LAW ON ARCHIPELAGO EXODUS
OCCUPYING FORCES SPOTTED BEYOND THE BORDERS
ADMINISTRATORS PREPARE FOR WAR
We come to you live from our underground bunker beneath the station. Late this evening, shock troops - robotic footsoldiers wielding heavy weaponry and issuing stern commands - breached the city and began to occupy its borders. Radio communication has been severed, supply lines have been cut. We broadcast now on our holdover HAM radio, the dust of a long-forgotten war still gathering on its dials.
The pamphlets that rained down earlier in the evening declare martial law throughout the Exodus, at the decree of an unknown party known only as the 'Chief Inspector' and praising the alleged leader, a man (or machine) known only as the Robokaiser. Whether the two are one in the same is yet to be determined.
Reports are coming in from across the Exodus of similar occupations taking place, with local guards being quickly overrun by these hulking metal monstrosities.
Before terminating the radio network, a single message was issued forth, presumably from the enigmatic Robokaiser himself. Following is the transcript of that message.
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DO NOT PANIC. KEEP CALM. ROBOKAISER HAS SECURED THE EXODUS. ORDER WILL BE PRESERVED. KEEP CALM. OBEY THE LAW.
EMERGENCY COUNTERMEASURES HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED. THE EXODUS HAS REACHED A CRITICAL STAGE OF DECLINE. THE FAIL-SAFE HAS BEEN DEPLOYED. ROBOKAISER IS ACTIVE.
ALL CITIZENS WILL BE BROUGHT UNDER ORDER. MARTIAL LAW REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL EFFICIENCY REACHES OPTIMUM LEVELS. ROBOKAISER PREVAILS.
HAIL ROBOKAISER. HAIL ROBOKAISER.
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We will bring you more coverage as it becomes available. If you are recieving this message, secure your homes. They are coming.