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Post by Iron Mouse on Sept 9, 2010 17:48:15 GMT -5
A young woman is leaning forward in her bean bag chair, staring intently at the epic battle taking place on the 45" plasma television. The identical television next to it is playing a scene from some mecha anime at a ridiculously loud volume. Hooked up to these two televisions is one of almost every single game console from the NES on up. She would have an Atari, but her sister is a bitch. There is no spare wall space. Bookshelves filled with video games, plushes, and actual books line the room. Just about every inch of spare shelf and desk space is taken up by action figures, almost obscuring the fact that today is circled in bright red marker on the desk calendar with the words "NEW GAME" filling the tiny square. The giant sky squid explodes as it starts to sink below the clouds. You throw up your arms in victory. Suck it squid, paperDragon is the most feared pirate in the skies and the bane of giant flying squids everywhere! Wait...paperDragon is just the handle you use for everything. What was your actual name again? No pictures for you. My bamboo tablet is doomed to collect dust. Also, if anyone can tell me the video game that is mentioned I'll mail you a box of cookies.
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Post by Iron Mouse on Sept 10, 2010 16:49:28 GMT -5
Oh yeah Slack-jawed Hoarder. Yep the youngest of the Hoarder clan. You mom was going to name you Erin or Odessa but she went with Sla....wait...No! God Dammit!
Fern. That's it. You've always been really fond of your name. It's so much better than your sister's. You're pretty sure you're the favorite. In fact, her name is so lame you can't remember it. Hmmmm.... This is going to bug you. You put down the controller and wander around the room trying to remember your own sister's name.
You take a moment to inspect your totally epic hardwood floor. You had a transmutation circle from Fullmetal Alchemist custom stained onto the wood. Best birthday present ever.
You take a moment to admire your collection of merch as it is obscenely impressive. Pokemon plushes mingle with several stuffed Tamagotchis in a mesh net strung up in the corner. A moogle and a murlock stand at the top of your x-box bookshelf locked in mortal combat between foot tall statues of General Grievous and Boba Fett. Large stuffed chibis of Squall, Cloud, and Kadaj sit smiling side by side on the playstation bookcase, with several pirates fighting the Aeons from FFX on the shelves. Spartans are riding goombas into battle against armies of gundam, and next to your desk is the crown jewel of your collection, your four foot tall Alien replica.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Oct 28, 2010 16:42:02 GMT -5
the big mans about 2 WRECK SOME HAVOC . . . .
in the yard,
PFOOOT--TWEE EEEEEEET!!!!!
ah'right homies . . . everyboby all yall hold up . . . . . the BIG MAN wants to take a,, TIME OUT![/i][/size]
ahah.. fuck yes: it looks linke the big man wants wants to level with us about something?
he wants that us all to keep it real about............[/b][/move][/size][/font] Thus concludes this very special topic of "Househeld". On the next topic of "Househeld", you can be some other girl. > Go do that, then.
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Post by ch00beh on Nov 10, 2010 7:14:41 GMT -5
I like how due to my screen's viewing angles, "backwayz chair" is readable when it's near the bottom of the screen, but it's completely illegible when it's at the top.
Moved.
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