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Post by Loogs on Aug 28, 2009 15:12:20 GMT -5
OOC: All the veterans of the Snitz and TCGPlayer should read this and have a nostalgic wave rush over them. For those who don't remember, however, the only rule in this RP is to NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. Got it?
BIC: "Yawn." The Almighty Council of All Things Ridiculous were quite bored. Papa Smurf sat back in his recliner stroking his beard.
"This place is deader than Ashlee Simpson's career."
Freddie Mercury stretched and looked out at the vast expanses of the Exodus. "Yeah, we have that Prime guy taking things seriously and all. How dare he." Meanwhile, the Flaming Carrot was rummaging through the fridge finding something to eat, and in his great haste, he accidentaly sent a leftover tray of tuna casserole flying through the air, which landed on Freddie's head.
"HEY WATCH IT!"
"Sorry, man."
Freddie started to get the tuna out of his hair, but suddenly, his eyes widened and he lifted a finger in a eureka moment. "Actually, this gives me an idea. We'll start a food fight tournament!" And with a snap of his very flamboyant fingers, the Council appeared in a giant colosseum. He snapped again, and crates upon crates of various foodstuffs materialized in the arena. And finally, he shouted out an announcement to all Exodites, with his mighty singing voice, to come to the colosseum to engage in a fight of truly ridiculous proportions.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 7, 2009 20:42:26 GMT -5
"Banana shuriken!" Lee screamed, peeling two fruit with his incredibly powerful eyelids. The crescents dropped into his waiting hands, and he flung both of them, with a flourish, towards BloodWolf. They sang as they cut through the air, some falsetto piece possibly by Tiny Tim.
Lee then caught the peels, and used a surge of chakra to ignite them.
"You can choke on flaming death, Futahatu!" He leaned back, tossing the duo of discards high into the air. When they reached maximum altitude, they blossomed like parachutes. Locking onto the Camel Dragoon, they began spinning like helicopter rotors, plummeting towards him.
OOC: How has it been that Blood/Cat/Lone haven't totally dominated this topic yet?
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