|
Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 10, 2010 17:16:23 GMT -5
Ah. I know how that is... Hell. I only recently got back into it all... *nods thanks to SS release* But hey, look. If you want stuff whenever you get back into playing, just give me a shout. After all, sharing is caring =)
|
|
|
Post by Tout-Perd on May 10, 2010 19:29:42 GMT -5
Finally putting the pedal to the metal, BloodWolf shoots to the front with a sonic boom! Tangrow is close behind, though. For a newbie racer, ol’ Tang’s kicking massive heaps of hindquarters! Speaking of new racers, Shoni is blazing ahead! His aggressive style’s been leading to a risky race thusfar, but he could go far if he manages to buckle down. Just outside of the top three is Lone. He hasn’t been having as helter skelter of a race as the others, but he’s been slowly creeping towards the front with every lap. Will this strategy take him to the end? Pohatu is next in an uncharacteristic fifth place! He claims to be distracted by working on the wiki. If that’s the case, I wish all our lower-placing contestants had such reasons for their tardiness! Biscuit’s behind him, taking the Sixth place that is so dear to BloodWolf’s heart. Biscuit’s been another one of those all-over the track racers thusfar… Can he pin down a lead next lap? In the accursed Seventh spot, El is hovering along. He’s slipping from his earlier laps, but one can’t discount a veteran racer like him. On the other hand, the new competitor Choobeh is chugging right along. He’s had trouble placing high, but he’s still hanging in there! Bringing up the rear, as the pair has done many times before, are Cendra and Kuroboom. Both of the racers have cracked the top three before, but it seems like they keep getting dragged down. But what about our time traveling trouble, Hated Aries? He’s flying slowly behind the rest of the pack. Maybe he’s having some issues with his flux capacitor? Wait, something’s coming out of a rip in space-time near him! It’s big, it’s hairy, and it REALLY doesn’t like T-Rexes or those new-fangled aeroplanes! (No, I’m not talking about DL.) Advice for next time kids: More F5, less F-14. Can we get a check on the weather? SUSPICIOUSLY Ordinary Day No weather effect this round, and the next effect is an Ordinary Day. Oh, how woefully pedestrian. The weather can be a fickle mistress, I suppose! Lap 5, BEGIN![/color][/size] As for those of you that thought second to last died this lap, sorry to disappoint. I meant that the weather conditions that hurt second-to-last (which there’s about a 33% chance of each turn after the Ordinary Day wears off.) were now part of the random selection.
|
|
|
Post by Tangrufa on May 10, 2010 19:30:53 GMT -5
Yolanda! ...Has no meaning to anything in my life whatsoever. Nice name to shout at a departing train though <3
|
|
|
Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 10, 2010 19:34:36 GMT -5
j;j
|
|
|
Post by Beelzebibble on May 10, 2010 19:35:10 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Cendra on May 10, 2010 19:44:40 GMT -5
Woooowww...
|
|
|
Post by Beelzebibble on May 10, 2010 19:46:40 GMT -5
HARD A'STARBOARD
pfuuuUUUUUUURWEOOOOoooooooo
|
|
|
Post by ch00beh on May 10, 2010 19:47:17 GMT -5
Potato uses YOUTUBE DISTRACTION! Slowbra's SLOWNESS makes him just moan while swimming!
|
|
|
Post by The Evil Biscuit on May 10, 2010 20:13:56 GMT -5
onoes
|
|
|
Post by Kuroboom on May 10, 2010 20:38:32 GMT -5
So I'm alive?
|
|
|
Post by Tangrufa on May 10, 2010 20:40:59 GMT -5
As alive as my dear Great Aunt Marilyn <3
COME ON EL YOU CAN DO ITTTTTTT
...Please? :<
|
|
|
Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 10, 2010 20:42:53 GMT -5
I think I might be out this round.
|
|
|
Post by Beelzebibble on May 10, 2010 20:46:11 GMT -5
Nah. It's either Shoni or Elliot.
|
|
|
Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 10, 2010 20:51:29 GMT -5
Any bets?
|
|
|
Post by Tangrufa on May 10, 2010 20:56:19 GMT -5
ElElElElEl
Everything I own minus the stuff I actually want on El.
|
|
|
Post by The Evil Biscuit on May 10, 2010 20:56:30 GMT -5
5 EP says it's Smelliot by a nose.
|
|
|
Post by Kuroboom on May 10, 2010 21:38:41 GMT -5
If that’s the case, I wish all our lower-placing contestants had such reasons for their tardiness! So sleep, work, and Left 4 Dead aren't valid reasons? Pshaw.
|
|
|
Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 10, 2010 23:02:24 GMT -5
Lol, for me, it's class and making sure my drunk mom doesn't hurt herself too much >>
|
|
|
Post by ch00beh on May 10, 2010 23:09:55 GMT -5
i'm too busy with the internet to bother checking this game
|
|
|
Post by Yoshimitsu on May 11, 2010 1:57:55 GMT -5
bluhhhh
|
|
Shoni
Joyeuse Insurgency
Posts: 191
|
Post by Shoni on May 11, 2010 6:02:45 GMT -5
This is most likely my last round because my internet wouldn't say Lee posted so theres only one thing I want to say. Can I eat the giant floating sandwich?
|
|
|
Post by The Evil Biscuit on May 11, 2010 6:28:05 GMT -5
Five hours is close enough to 'by a nose'.
Sad no one took my bet.
|
|
|
Post by Cendra on May 11, 2010 8:56:03 GMT -5
This is most likely my last round because my internet wouldn't say Lee posted so theres only one thing I want to say. Can I eat the giant floating sandwich? Don't you think it'd be a bit soggy?... and salty... hmmm...
|
|
|
Post by The Evil Biscuit on May 11, 2010 9:12:12 GMT -5
Like a French Dip made in Heaven's oven.
|
|
Shoni
Joyeuse Insurgency
Posts: 191
|
Post by Shoni on May 11, 2010 17:22:31 GMT -5
It would be a bit salty but I still want a giant floating sandwich so I call dibs on the sandwich after the race.
|
|
|
Post by Tangrufa on May 11, 2010 17:25:09 GMT -5
Can I have the lettuce if it has any then? <3 Lettuce is nice and I could throw it at people :>
...Which you know happens on a regular basis and all.
|
|