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Post by Kuroboom on May 8, 2010 23:09:22 GMT -5
Wow, I got lucky with that first. I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 and JUST finished the level and came to check on the lap status.
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 8, 2010 23:10:18 GMT -5
Also, though I don't care for it: MAGIKARP RAIN GONNA SUCK UNTIL LEVEL 20 GAINED I think he meant you have to make up a brand-new one. At least I hope that's what he meant because otherwise cheeaaap.
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Post by Tangrufa on May 8, 2010 23:10:45 GMT -5
Teehee! I'll edit a line in once I'm on a familiar compyuter :'D
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Post by Kuroboom on May 8, 2010 23:13:14 GMT -5
Well in that case: Tragikarp RAIN, Insert something here that rhymes with RAAAAAIN
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Post by ch00beh on May 8, 2010 23:32:32 GMT -5
MAGIKARP RAIN BEER HAS REPLACED BLOOD IN OUR VEINS
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 8, 2010 23:40:18 GMT -5
Really ?
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Post by Kuroboom on May 8, 2010 23:40:37 GMT -5
The world is a trainer, sent to enslave Secret battlers, I got abandoned by James And what do I get, for my Tragikarp pain? Betrayed desires, and I feel so mundane
Even though I’m slow - I suppose I'll show All my cool splash rolls - like old job
Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball Then someone will say Gyarados will not be attained Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball
Now I'm flailing, nothing but a Pokémon But can you use me, for just one more go? And what do you want? I want to change And what have you got, when you feel the same?
Even though I’m slow - I suppose I'll show All my cool splash rolls - like old job
Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball Then someone will say Gyarados will not be attained Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball
Get me to level twenty, son Then I’ll be your number one Seaking was your favorite one, yeah. Tell me I'm the chosen one Seaking was the only one for you
Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball Then someone will say Gyarados will not be attained Despite all my gall I am still just a Karp in a ball
Despite all my gall am I still just a Karp in a- Despite all my gall am I still just a Karp in a- Despite all my gall am I still just a Karp in a ball
Get me to level twenty, son Then I’ll be your number one Seaking was the only one for you
And I still believe that I cannot evolve And I still believe that I cannot evolve And I still believe that I cannot evolve And I still believe that I cannot evolve
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 8, 2010 23:49:03 GMT -5
*grabs another can of coke, but slips and it falls into the salty ocean* Dammit *sighs* oh well.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on May 8, 2010 23:53:06 GMT -5
bluh
Now I'm flailing, nothing but a Pokémon But can you use me, for just one more go? And what do you want? I want to change And what have you got, when you feel the same?
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Post by Kuroboom on May 9, 2010 0:14:45 GMT -5
bluh Now I'm flailing, nothing but a Pokémon But can you use me, for just one more go? And what do you want? I want to change And what have you got, when you feel the same? Eh, it's hard to modify the whole thing properly.
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Post by Tangrufa on May 9, 2010 0:28:31 GMT -5
Actually I just realized I have absolutely no attention span to search up this Magikarp Rain or just copypaste from MisterKuro's post <3333
...Along with my lack of knowledge on the importance of EP. But it sounds shiny so I can have want for it <3
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 9, 2010 2:06:26 GMT -5
I'm tired and in a rather bad mood, so my creativeness is somewhere near ocean level
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Post by SV on May 9, 2010 3:58:52 GMT -5
The water near the starting line ripples tentatively; it appears something is moving below the surface of the water. For a moment, there is nothing. Then, a splash! and gasping for breath. In the light from the dying embers of the King of Red Lions, one can barely make out a mass of soggy spiral curls -- but one lock of hair sticks out, singed and straight despite the ocean water. Could it be? Could SV have survived the attack?...! Why, yes. It would appear that way. The sodden racer whistles, a sharp, spiteful sound. In the distance, near the docks, a conveniently placed paddleboat jerks into movement, seemingly of its own accord. But that would be silly. Upon closer inspection, the paddleboat is mobilized by none other than Wilma Rudolph, SV's trusty cheetah, though this time the proud feline dons scuba gear fixed with jetpacks rather than a full-on rocket. Wilma Rudolph drifts to a stop aside her castaway master. Dripping fervor as well as sea water, SV clambers into the paddleboat. The fire reflects the desire for revenge smoldering in her eyes. In one hand, she holds the flat iron -- the very one that inflicted this most grievous bad hair day upon her; in the other she holds Wilma Rudolph's reins, which she snaps presently, and her watercraft zips off into the night. A cackle echoes over the waters -- for this night, SV is not SapphireVaporeon, but Seaborne Vengeance -- and woe unto all post racers who continued on in her stead. Feel free to use me as an instrument of later asplosions. Sucks that I'm out before I even knew it started. =(
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Post by Shoni on May 9, 2010 7:01:56 GMT -5
Well i'm probly the last one to post.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on May 9, 2010 10:18:15 GMT -5
aw balls
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on May 9, 2010 10:26:30 GMT -5
But, just because, MAGIKARP RAIN IF I LOSE POST RACE, I'LL WRECK CHOOBEH'S TRAIN
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 9, 2010 13:14:20 GMT -5
Actually, I think Aries is out this round.
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Post by ch00beh on May 9, 2010 13:15:50 GMT -5
being permanently in 7th will do that to you.
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 9, 2010 13:21:04 GMT -5
I guess seven wasn't his... ...Lucky number. YEAHHHHHHHHH
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 9, 2010 13:26:18 GMT -5
Jeez, spoilers...
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 9, 2010 13:33:43 GMT -5
The plummeting piscine Pokemon partook in pummeling our potential prizewinners, but the powerful Post Racers persisted and plunged ahead! Pohatu and Choobeh thrived in the conditions, and both win 5 EP, while Kuroboom, El, and Biscuit quickly coped and get 3! It seems that Kuroboom really has a knack for the mechanical, as a little TLC brought him shooting ahead from last place! Edgar's back on his game, and the treadmill is purring like a kitten. Jacques Cousteau seems to moaning about something or other, but he's a zombie. You can't really expect much positivity in that situation. Cendra is next, and she's picking up some serious speed. It seems that she realized her station as the last female in the event, and she's buckling down. Can she keep holding onto a top ranking spot as we get into the harder portions of the race? We'll see, we'll see! Right behind her, barely slipping from last lap is Pohatu! The cascading carp seemed to have momentarily detoured the shipwhale, but he's still going strong. Still going surprisingly strong, Tangrow surges ahead! Choobeh isn't far behind! Where's El, who's been with Tangrow for every lap thusfar? Could it be that the fast flying Brit has finally gone down flaming? BloodWolf has reclaimed sixth place. He seems awfully agitated with the development, or possibly the fish guts splattered all over his windshield. Lone is on his tail, recreating the wolf pack and finally booting Aries from the coveted Seventh spot! There's El! I don't know if he's just in a tiff with Tangrow, or if he's having a jetpack issue, but for the sake of the explosion, let's hope for the latter! Speaking of explosions, Shoni's following closely. He seems a bit burnt out from the carnage of the last two laps, but he's still chugging ahead. Finally, there's Biscuit. Seemingly stunned by the bizarre weather, he still has managed to stay in this. But where's Aries, who'd been holding onto the seventh place with the tenacity of a T-rex shaking a lawyer? Wait, I've spotted him! He's flying awfully low, and his craft seems to be overflowing with... Dinosaurian excrement? Oh, what a terrible way to go. All that fish must not have gone well with ol' Rexy's system! The plane's falling out of the sky! Guys, look out for the greatest poopstorm to hit the Exodus since the second Post Race! Hold on a sec... What's that? A rift has opened in the air, and the freefalling Aries took just a jump to the left! It's a TIME WARP! Let's get a weather report on that! Time Rift: The player that was supposed to die this last lap doesn't die. Say it ain't so, my meteorological peeps! In fact, I see him now! Aries just pulled out of a cloudbank, wearing a single color shiny jumpsuit, and his T-Rex is sporting a mechanical claw! He's back from the future, and it's no longer Howdy Doody time! Apparently, the only reason Aries didn't take seventh is because he thought he could troll better by cheating death itself! A miraculous save, but the weather around here doesn't repeat itself often! It's unlikely anybody else will get spared in such a manner, and in fact, we're coming up on the most deadly portion of the race! I'd advise the players to avoid not only last place, but second to last as well! With this new threat, what'll happen? We'll see soon enough. LAP 4, BEGIN![/color][/size] These freakin' dice! I swear, I had to revise the rules at the beginning just to keep this race from going totally bonkers and breaking to pieces. Also, SV, as a fellow first round explosion, you have my sympathy, and my blessing for terminating somebody somewhere down the line.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 9, 2010 13:34:40 GMT -5
I see this ending badly for me somehow...
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Post by Tangrufa on May 9, 2010 13:35:05 GMT -5
Nyork~?
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Post by Shoni on May 9, 2010 13:39:25 GMT -5
Must think of something random.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on May 9, 2010 13:41:23 GMT -5
Wow... I tend to always leave my computer right before the lap starts XD
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 9, 2010 13:43:10 GMT -5
Oh man I was too busy creating the Triannual wiki page to notice this. That's me! Always doin' stuff for the boards!
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