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Post by Rilik on Sept 14, 2009 21:35:30 GMT -5
As the subject implies, I was bored at work. As a result I ended up scribbling haikus for three hours. End result is two that I actually think might be worth sharing. Here goes nothin'.
Interpretation is the key to most all things: Penis Enlargement
No! Don't say his name! Why can't I say Candlejack? Damn, no more Jimmy.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Sept 14, 2009 22:51:16 GMT -5
Am I so out of touch that I can't think of any alternate interpretations to the phrase "penis enlargement"?
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Post by Rilik on Sept 14, 2009 23:16:56 GMT -5
If you are then so am I...I just got the one.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 14, 2009 23:18:32 GMT -5
Just imagine Rita Repulsa throwing down her magic wand and impaling some guy in the crotch. Then the stock footage "Earth Splits, low angle shot of giant monster with dry ice fumes", but with a penis.
And now the interpretation is complete.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 14, 2009 23:21:25 GMT -5
Like this, but ponos.
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Post by Rilik on Sept 14, 2009 23:22:40 GMT -5
Yes, but with more cheesy special effects.
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