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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 22, 2007 0:48:30 GMT -5
The townspeople, as had become their custom, gathered tensely in the town treehouse, where it quickly became clear that one of their number had vanished. And when someone wasn't there at seven o'clock sharp, people naturally leapt to the worst conclusions. "It's Pikachu." "Where's Pikachu?" "No one's seen Pikachu?" "What's become of Pikachu?" The Host stepped onto the town treepodium, tapped on the town treemicrophone, and spoke into it. "Ladies and gentlemen, I fear the worst. Pikachu is nowhere to be found. It's quite unusual for the Mafia to make an assassination without leaving the body in plain sight -- indeed, I don't know of any occasion when they've opted to spirit the corpse away. Yet can there be any other explanation for his absence? Not within the context of this game! I'm afraid I must make the first of many such announcements within the next couple of weeks... "PIKACHU IS DE"No, I'm not." Pikachu shuffled rather awkwardly into the room. He looked quite discombobulated, and when offered a chair he fell into it unceremoniously. Otherwise, though, he seemed in perfect health. "Pikachu! What happened to you?" someone cried. "I was in my house, minding my own business, when I heard a suspiciously kickin' riff from downstairs. I went to investigate the source of the rocking-out-itude and discovered a masked figure in my living room wielding a guitar! At first I was like, okay, that's cool, maybe we can make a rock band or something, so I was going to go upstairs and grab my inflatable drum kit and that Darth Vader mask from last Halloween, but then the figure came at me with guitar raised menacingly. And then I realized: This guy was about to apply the guitar to my head in a lethal manner!" Someone gasped. Someone screamed. Someone fainted. They were all three the same person. "Get the Pope a glass of water," the Host ordered. "And, like, a pillow." He turned back to Pikachu. "What happened next?" "Then it gets a little fuzzy. I kind of lost track of things. All I remember is a hand seizing the guitar and smashing it on the ground, while a voice shouted at the masked figure, who ran out the door. And then I realized: It was the Doctor. The Doctor had intervened." There was a pause. Then someone blurted out the obvious question: "Well, who's the Doctor?" Pikachu grinned wearily. "I wouldn't want to endanger anyone, would I?" Then his head fell back onto the rim of his chair. He was sound asleep. The Host stepped back onto the treepodium. "Well, this is unexpected," he said. "There are not many recorded incidents of the Doctor successfully defending a potential victim, and it certainly hasn't happened at the start of a game before. But I find this preferable. It allows us all to begin the first round of voting. So -- what say you? Oh, and to make it official... "PIKACHU IS NOT DEAD!"* * * THE FIRST DAY HAS BEGUN!Please announce your vote here. The Mayor and Brewer are also free to PM me to use their powers.
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Post by Kuroboom on Dec 22, 2007 1:46:28 GMT -5
You know, due to his odd entrance of bursting out of Ocelot's ribs, I somehow don't feel like I can trust Kaz. I think it's that type of violent behavior that would mark someone as being capable of other such violent acts. I'm not saying guitar-bludgeoning is one of them, but it is rather suspicious. I'ma hafta vote for Kazkame.
Vote: Kazkame
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Dec 22, 2007 7:19:48 GMT -5
Although Kaz's entrance was a bit... odd... I don't think he's the sort of person who can play the guitar. Or who would try and kill someone with said instrument. No, I feel the more likely candidate is someone far more skilled in the art of weird and wonderful weapons, one who has previously claimed ownership to more than 50... RLRL!
VOTE: RLRL
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Post by Krazy Glue on Dec 22, 2007 11:24:55 GMT -5
Yeah like thats what'd happen, Everyone knows I'm a pianist *Pauses for the inevitable penis joke*... Moving on, I was busy last night, if you'll notice 3 more of the village prostitutes have herpes, that would be my doing. Honestly, when it comes to guitars, wearing creepy masks, and appearing in Pikachu's living room... Theres only one person it could actually be.
VOTE: Yoshimitsu
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Post by kazkame on Dec 22, 2007 12:02:01 GMT -5
Though my entrance was a bit violent it does not constitute violent behavior. Either way I was knocked out last night with cough syrup. I have a bad cold and wanted to get better quick. so in result i took a little too much. Thats my alibi for the night and on another note I let someone borrow my guitar for the day. I just can't remember who.
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Post by Popebenedict on Dec 22, 2007 13:24:52 GMT -5
If i remember correctly, RLRL was the one talking about how it would be funny if someone was killed with a guitar to the head a few days ago... This can only mean one thing! He was framed! and/or... he said this to make it look like he was framed in an attempt to look innocent, when in reality he is really guilty... hmm... what a dilemma...
BUT! The fact he voted for someone who is not even actually playing the game... this leads me to believe it is the latter of my theories... THUS! I vote for..... *drum roll*
VOTE: RLRL
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Post by Vaxx on Dec 22, 2007 15:36:21 GMT -5
Yes a bad cold indeed. How can we be sure that you weren't simply loopy from the syrup and wandering the streets last night? I think that it was you Kaz, and you just forgot about it when you meandered back to your place last night. You already said you own a guitar, but I don't think you loaned it to anyone. I thinks you left it somewhere after trying to kill poor Pikachu and then your guilty mind came up with your alibi, but I don't buy it for a second.
VOTE: Kazkame
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Post by Ocelot on Dec 22, 2007 16:18:23 GMT -5
Ocelot made his way to Pikachu and began to examine him."Hmm....Ahhh.....Errr....Ohhh...YES!!" Ocelot then immediatly jammed his his finger into one of Pikachu's open wounds. He took his finger out and examined the blood extensively. "Theres only one more thing I need to make a full proof conclusion." Ocelot took his finger that was covered with Pikachu "stuff" and inserted into his mouth."YES...Yes...he first came from the right then left then right again and ofcourse left again." Ocelot took out his notepad and began to jot down notes again. "They are sytematic thats our first clue and I can tell that it was you RLRL!!!"
Vote:RLRL
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Post by Baboon on Dec 22, 2007 22:00:01 GMT -5
Amid the storm of accusations, a somewhat reserved voice spoke up: "We really should not be jumping to hasty conclusions. There really is not much that we have to go on... I just think it is a bit foolish to assume one knows anything this soon. As much as I hate jumping on the bandwagon, and knowing I could very well be wrong, I will have to state I think RLRL may be guilty. I apologize if I am wrong, but there is little that can be done with this little information."
VOTE: RLRL
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 23, 2007 1:22:21 GMT -5
Hmm... I'm debating whether to run the game on 48-hour periods. Seems it might suit the pace of the boards better at this time. I mean, this is enough votes to go on, but there are a whole lot of silent people.
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Post by Baboon on Dec 23, 2007 1:24:21 GMT -5
I definitely think 48 hours is a lot more reasonable. It gives people more time to post, and can allow for more strategy.
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Post by Vaxx on Dec 23, 2007 9:54:46 GMT -5
What if we have a max of 48 hours, but if we have like 2/3 of people resonding, then we can go on after 24 hours?
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Post by kazkame on Dec 23, 2007 12:15:06 GMT -5
very well put vaxx but I have a question. was it not you who gave me the cough medicine in the first place. I didnt want to say this but RLRL wanted to start a " rock band " but he needed my guitar.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 23, 2007 14:30:51 GMT -5
What if we have a max of 48 hours, but if we have like 2/3 of people resonding, then we can go on after 24 hours? Mm... Would be too unpredictable, I think. We'll stick with 48-hour periods. Back to the voting!
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Post by Aurora on Dec 23, 2007 14:51:46 GMT -5
Ha, what a legend of a story. RLRL, he likes guitars does he not? I only know of him and Pikachu owning one.
And Pikachu surely wasn't commiting suicide.. with a guitar? Prepostuerous.
VOTE: RLRL
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Post by Krazy Glue on Dec 23, 2007 14:55:11 GMT -5
I can't believe that El isn't playing, dammit I well have to pay more attention to the welcome topic, I was just making a gay joke. I can assure you though that I am being framed, if you will remember lee made a comment about "Ruperting" their way through the game in the other topic, this instantly put the limelight on the fact that in the previous games I was actually too good at keeping my head down and therefore did better. Also, look at Kaz, the guy obviously needs some conditioner, and he knows that with me out of the way he'll be able to rob my cupboards and get hold of some, this is total hair-jealousy here. Fucker.
UNVOTE: Douchebag-thats-not-playing VOTE: Kaz
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Post by Popebenedict on Dec 23, 2007 14:59:02 GMT -5
I think your going to need some hard core evidence to change all our minds RL, have you got any?
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Post by Vaxx on Dec 23, 2007 15:01:34 GMT -5
I didn't give you any cough syrup, you toook it remember? And you took my prescription one, so who know what it was doing to you. I believe that your mind is blissfully unaware of what you did, but your body is oh so guilty.
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Post by bulbaboy on Dec 23, 2007 15:40:42 GMT -5
"Mwhahahahahaha!!!"
The doors to the town treehouse burst open as a masked figure ran into the room. He was very fat and clad in black except for a yellow mustard stain on his black long-sleeve t-shirt. He was about halfway to the front of the room when he had to stop and catch his breath. The next ten minutes involved the masked man running a few feet then stopping to gasp for air. When he eventualy made it up to the front he grabbed the treemicrophone and yelled in a loud voice -
"All Your Base Are Belong To Me!!!!
And with that the large man pulled a half eaten hotdog out of his pocket and threw it down on the ground infront of him. A large cloud of somke filled the room and the onl sound that could be heard was that of someone weasing as they ran from the room. When the smoke cleared their there was no sign of the fat man except the half eaten hotdog... and the fat man himself laying motionless in the doorway.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 23, 2007 16:54:43 GMT -5
Petition to allow Bulbs to join the game as a latecomer. Maybe not allow him to vote today since he wasn't here last night.
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Post by bulbaboy on Dec 23, 2007 16:58:05 GMT -5
Would that work? It would be kind of obvious that I wasn't Mafia? And after that display of heroism... I would most certainly be targeted by the evil powers of Tree Town...
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 23, 2007 17:34:52 GMT -5
Nah, it wouldn't work. Plus you would have gotten the Nurse or the Bomb or something, and the game doesn't need those roles to function.
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Post by bulbaboy on Dec 23, 2007 17:44:06 GMT -5
*shudders at the mention of bomb*
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Post by Popebenedict on Dec 23, 2007 17:48:51 GMT -5
Let him play! but not as either mafia or innocent, let him leave clues as to how things happened or something, that way we can more or less make somewhat accurate accusations or something. Might make the game a bit more realistic. He can be like the towns super hero spy thingy
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Post by Vaxx on Dec 23, 2007 19:52:38 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind if Bulbsey played as a townfolk or some kind of super thingy. Either way it's cool.
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Dec 24, 2007 11:33:04 GMT -5
"Hm... I appear to be very late..." Lamby stuck her head through the door and looked around at a room of staring faces, "...very late."
Sorry for my lateness everyone but I was having fun at Euro-Disney (yay Disneyness!). Now I shall take my role in this marvelous-mystery hunt. From what I have seen of this, the votes are mostly going one way and the way that poor Pikachu nearly died cannot be ignored and therefore:
VOTE: RLRL
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