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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 18, 2007 15:30:07 GMT -5
Dead players can post their laments here. It is the only Mafia topic, other than the Welcome Thread and Deaths!, in which they're allowed to post. Living players may not post in this topic.
This is also where a report will be kept of all dead players, when they died, whether they were apparently executed or assassinated, and -- if the Coroner has gone about his/her business -- what role they had.
RLRL - executed on the First Day - nailed to the floor, doused in gasoline and set on fire with a bathtub full of piranhas within arm's reach. The Coroner has performed an investigation on this corpse and determined that he was the Mayor. Pikachu - assassinated on the Second Night - killed by extreme head trauma due to the top of his head being sawed off, after which one of his hands was placed inside his skull and the word "COOKIES" was cut into his forehead. Baboon - executed on the Second Day - run over by a truck in a manner somehow reminiscent of The Wicker Man, which the Pope apparently likes a lot. Lee - assassinated on the Third Night - dangled out of the treehouse by his big toe and pecked to death by birds, after which he was dropped into a wood chipper. Kazkame - executed on the Third Day - placed in a booby-trapped house with an explosive pacemaker and ultimately laid low by gunfire from Master Chief. The Pope - assassinated on the Fourth Night - killed by unknown means (possibly a slit throat), then baked into a meat pie by a barber and his landlady. Cinders - executed on the Fourth Day - set aflame and covered in hot wax thanks to that trusty traditional Amish weapon, the throwing-candle. Hok - assassinated on the Fifth Night - fatally electrocuted when she was placed in a bathtub full of water and a toaster was thrown in. Vaxx - killed on the Fifth Night - shot by the Vigilante. Lamby - executed on the Fifth Day - torn apart by Kuroboom and Ocelot.
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Post by Krazy Glue on Dec 25, 2007 5:25:23 GMT -5
I hate you guys
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Post by Popebenedict on Dec 29, 2007 9:56:45 GMT -5
How ironic.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 1, 2008 15:15:13 GMT -5
(VoiceofL)(Cue gigantic eyes and bare feet) I think my gambit paid off! We all now know at least one of the Mafia members!
Granted, I am dead, but that worked out rather well.
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 2, 2008 6:14:44 GMT -5
We can be pretty sure of who most of the mafia members are to be pretty honest with you. They're being really sloppy in their accusations. I'm just pissed that I was killed off first when I actually wasn't mafia this time, which was probably linked to my stating that I managed to get through the past games for lengths of time by being unnoticed. Damn my overconfidence that noone would give a shit about me saying that.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 2, 2008 19:34:50 GMT -5
Didn't I say living members can't post here? What are you, zombies?
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 3, 2008 7:15:12 GMT -5
Took you this long to notice that popedouchebag posted?
And yes, I'll have your brain with a side of curly fries =D
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Post by kazkame on Jan 3, 2008 11:20:17 GMT -5
deep sigh the games over
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 3, 2008 14:58:46 GMT -5
You think?
Damn you people got played for suckers.
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Post by kazkame on Jan 3, 2008 16:11:09 GMT -5
sigh I did one the first night sorry RL, but i learned from the mistake. Sadly i couldn't motivate the real innocents in to voting for the real member
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 3, 2008 23:34:05 GMT -5
*blames the Pope for being easily influenced.*
Didn't he screw up like that last game, or was it 2 where he got played for a rube?
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Post by kazkame on Jan 3, 2008 23:37:32 GMT -5
It was mafia 2 lol
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Post by Popebenedict on Jan 4, 2008 0:01:47 GMT -5
*Uses his godly power to contact the dead*
How is this my fault? How am I easily influenced? If you look at most of the past accusations I was the one who led them, so dont even give me that bull shit. I killed a mafia member, im still confident of that, and I'm going to kill the other ones to.
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 4, 2008 6:14:08 GMT -5
... Good luck with that
It'd take a miracle for the innocents to win now..
I just had a thought, the coroner has only examined me, either they're being lazy, or they died and can't use their power anymore. =/ ah well
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Post by Popebenedict on Jan 4, 2008 11:20:54 GMT -5
Its perfectly possible for us to win still, very plausible actually. It's obvious death has made you bitter and therefore unable to see the victory in it all.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 4, 2008 15:20:09 GMT -5
Just saying, the ONLY player in here I have much suspicion at all of being Mafia is Baboon. And that's slowly changing into me thinking he was the victim of an elaborate Mafia ruse.
Kaz is suspicious, but only barely. I actually trust his role to be innocent more than Cinders, if only because Cinders is one of two players left that has the moxy to pull off a complete manipulation. Still, I trust Cinders more than 'boom and the others in his voting camp.
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Post by Popebenedict on Jan 4, 2008 16:17:49 GMT -5
You think Cinders has manipulation powers? What kind of world are you living in lad? Explain to me one instance she has been manipulative. She skates by each game because she does NOTHING useful in them. As you said, she "Ruperts" her way through the game, then claims the prize at the end. And you obviously aren't seeing all the evidence against Kaz.
I always thought much higher of you lee, that you actually had sense and good judgment, unlike most of these retards, but now my opinion is starting to change, did something happen to you? I rather have the old lee back. You will see the great victory I have orchestrated, then you will retract all negative statements you have made to me. I WILL pull a win for the innocents, you mark my words.
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Post by kazkame on Jan 4, 2008 16:40:53 GMT -5
*Dramatic music in the backround ends*
lol the end of the game is going to be hilarious, everyone with egg on their face in some way lol. Then i'll probly be baned for a while. Then i'm gonna post in my old rps and wait 2 months for answer.
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Post by Popebenedict on Jan 5, 2008 11:25:24 GMT -5
OMG Potato. Thank you for honoring me with the best death so far, out of all that mafia deaths, that made me laugh the hardest. I'm not even pissed I'm dead now because of that.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 5, 2008 11:57:45 GMT -5
Thank you. I too have to say that that was my favorite death out of all Mafia's history so far.
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 5, 2008 13:08:41 GMT -5
As you said, she "Ruperts" her way through the game Of all the things to be named after. Gah I'm just awesome. Deal with it. Also if you remember, she was first dead in mafia 2, but she was that silly phioenix
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Post by Popebenedict on Jan 5, 2008 14:03:40 GMT -5
Well, you have lost your "Rupertness" this time my friend. I'm really sad we killed you off the first day actually, I think you would have been very fun to play with this time, because you are actually actively participating this time ^^
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Post by kazkame on Jan 5, 2008 15:15:33 GMT -5
can some one answer my question? Why doesnt Hok vote?
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Post by Popebenedict on Jan 5, 2008 15:26:48 GMT -5
She does sometimes. She didn't the last day because she was waiting til later when she heard everyone say what they had to say, but then they called out lamby on that, so she was scared of getting accused of the same thing, then I convinced her to go do it, and she fell asleep mid post XD So ya, that's why.
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Post by Krazy Glue on Jan 6, 2008 14:43:33 GMT -5
the only reason im more active, is because theres not those stupid night games etc, adding in money and items just made the game less fun for me, i couldn't be bothered with them
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Jan 9, 2008 11:51:14 GMT -5
*sigh* Congrats Mafia. Enjoy your easy win.
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