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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2009 11:00:32 GMT -5
Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 17, 2009 11:00:32 GMT -5
CHOOBS CHOOBS HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOOBS CHOOBS CHOOBS I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY HAS A LOT OF BOOZE AND BOOBS
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2009 11:12:48 GMT -5
Post by ch00beh on Apr 17, 2009 11:12:48 GMT -5
wat
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2009 12:11:29 GMT -5
Post by Krazy Glue on Apr 17, 2009 12:11:29 GMT -5
Happy birthday mate...
Now celebrate like a man and down a whole bottle of whisky =)
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2009 13:46:33 GMT -5
Post by ch00beh on Apr 17, 2009 13:46:33 GMT -5
But I'm only 7! D:
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2009 16:54:43 GMT -5
Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 17, 2009 16:54:43 GMT -5
We won't tell >.>
XD
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CHOOBS
Apr 19, 2009 19:49:14 GMT -5
Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 19, 2009 19:49:14 GMT -5
Well, you're a third of the way there.
In western NY, we celebrate seventh birthdays with a shot of absinthe. But then again, the average person in this region starts drinking around four, so it's not so bad.
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2010 16:02:20 GMT -5
Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 17, 2010 16:02:20 GMT -5
I'm saving critical board space by recycling this old birthday topic instead of creating a new one. I guess that probably makes me a communist terrorist or something.
But happy birthday what's-his-face.
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2010 16:15:43 GMT -5
Post by ch00beh on Apr 17, 2010 16:15:43 GMT -5
wat
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Apr 18, 2010 23:35:11 GMT -5
Post by SV on Apr 18, 2010 23:35:11 GMT -5
CHOOBS CHOOBS HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOOBS CHOOBS CHOOBS I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY HAS A LOT OF BOOZE AND BOOBS Ahh, poetic genius. Happy birthday, choobles =)
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CHOOBS
Apr 18, 2010 23:48:55 GMT -5
Post by ch00beh on Apr 18, 2010 23:48:55 GMT -5
i got no boobs.
but i did buy beer legally.
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CHOOBS
Apr 19, 2010 1:22:28 GMT -5
Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Apr 19, 2010 1:22:28 GMT -5
So... huzzah? Or no huzzah?
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CHOOBS
Apr 26, 2010 10:02:12 GMT -5
Post by ch00beh on Apr 26, 2010 10:02:12 GMT -5
Update on my birthday party!
I blacked out around midnight, so I've been gathering stories to piece together the night. Reason for black out was probably the coconut vodka my cousin makes in the philippines because it's super classy and goes down like water. I basically chugged it.
But anyway, highlights that people told me! -Played 4 rounds of flip cup and won -Shotgunned a couple beers using a lightning rod to open it -confessed my love for a coworker to a coworker (last thing I kind of remember) -hit my head sneaking onto the roof -a friend i haven't seen all semester due to study abroad had to pull up my pants while i was throwing up. i don't remember ever seeing her. -Went to bed but got woken up a bit later and then threw up everywhere (actually just the garbage can and toilet. my aim's improved since the last time i blacked out) -one of my best buddies hooked up with a fat chick in the kitchen -someone threw up behind the door in the bathroom instead of, say, the toilet or the tub (people say it wasn't me) -roommate (big black man) kicked out a couple who were about to shag in my room -did not hook up with the girl of my dreams because she didn't come, but I did drunk dial her because my friends egged me on, and then stopped me when I was going to try the second time -woke up with a tummy ache almost as bad as when I had food poisoning for a week.
Everyone says I had a great time, and I'll have to take their word for it.
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2011 14:53:52 GMT -5
Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 17, 2011 14:53:52 GMT -5
Oh look it's your birthday again. I assume this time you successfully hooked up with the girl of your dreams, or a fat chick (or the fat chick of your dreams).
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2011 16:22:22 GMT -5
Post by Ninety on Apr 17, 2011 16:22:22 GMT -5
CHOOBS CHOOBS HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHOOBS CHOOBS CHOOBS I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY HAS A LOT OF BOOZE AND BOOBS
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2011 17:25:35 GMT -5
Post by Shrouded Wolf on Apr 17, 2011 17:25:35 GMT -5
Hey bro! Happy fucking birthday to you! Hope you have nothing short of a fucking amazing time!!
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2011 18:16:51 GMT -5
Post by ch00beh on Apr 17, 2011 18:16:51 GMT -5
so i was sober at like 10:45 and then people started showing up. The first thing that happened was me getting iced with a pint of smirnoff mango. so gross.
i blacked out for probably 30 minutes only this time around. apparently i had my shirt off. and then i blacked in right after projectile vomiting everywhere.
also also, i did not hook up with anyone. girl of dreams did not show up. i need to stop having dreams of flakey broads.
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CHOOBS
Apr 17, 2012 1:27:51 GMT -5
Post by Ninety on Apr 17, 2012 1:27:51 GMT -5
Who the hell has their birthday on a Tuesday? so wak
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Apr 17, 2012 2:57:15 GMT -5
Post by ch00beh on Apr 17, 2012 2:57:15 GMT -5
happy tax day!
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Apr 17, 2012 6:36:54 GMT -5
Post by Prime on Apr 17, 2012 6:36:54 GMT -5
Well, you're a third of the way there. In western NY, we celebrate seventh birthdays with a shot of absinthe. But then again, the average person in this region starts drinking around four, so it's not so bad. If you've actually had absinthe, real absinthe, my respect for you has increased dramatically. However, if you have had absinthe, I can no longer be sure whether your faith is choice...or just very fairy oriented.... (A+ to anyone who gets the reference.)
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