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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 13, 2007 1:10:24 GMT -5
As the dawn broke over the town, the people began coming out of their houses, pondering over the results of the previous night's carnage. They eventually happened upon it, and the scene was not one to disappoint.
Pohatu was found contorted in a rather peculiar posture, his head turned around, facing WAY too far over his shoulder. His arms were twisted around him in various peculiar positions, one partially removed from its socket. And his legs? Don't get me started. Wrapped around his throat was a leather girdle. And written on his forehead, in blood,
"For a good time, call Hippolyte."
The host glanced at the corpse, and sighed. "Order another spiral coffin, Larry."
PHOTU IS NOW DEAD!
Shop Bulletin: We now have in yet another Marionette! Come buy our hot new item!
[Baboon edit: SPIFF IS NOT DEAD. LEE DIDN'T SEE THAT HE HAD A MARIONETTE AND ONLY ANNOUNCED THIS ON A FINISHED THREAD! Why else would people be voting for him again?!]
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Post by Krazy Glue on Apr 13, 2007 4:39:09 GMT -5
Alas, Poor Photu, gone the way of an inflatable dartboard at a hedgehog convention....
Who would be cruel enough to perform such an act, and then to make it worse advertise for a hooker on his forehead...
Now many people know of my constant requirement for a Sam Adams at 9am to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth, however I assure you that it was actually someone attempting to frame me, for there is one piece of the puzzle which is so characteristically un Rupert-like.... The leather Girdle, I avoid touching leather due to psychological reasons and strict vegetarianism, this schoolkid mistake points me to one suspect.... Cinders constantly tells me off about my fondness of prostitutes, regular binge drinking, and smoking marijuana at any and all social events, furthermore she actually likes wearing leather, therefore it is only logical that she would be trying to frame me for her vicious killing of Photu to rid the world of another "bad seed".
VOTE: Cinders
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Apr 13, 2007 8:34:00 GMT -5
Lamby eyed the corpse and promptly ran away and threw up. On her return she had turned a rather strange colour. "I hate blood. And anything this amazingly gross." she sighed "Only one person would know this and be able to use it against me and the rest of us, and alas that would be my dear sister."
vote: Cinders
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Post by Aurora on Apr 13, 2007 10:08:48 GMT -5
"I agree!" Shouted Aurora from behind the crowd, he pushed his way to the front as he spoke. "Cinders is always pretending to be innocent! She has to be the killer!" Aurora screamed, a mad glint in his eye.
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 13, 2007 11:11:23 GMT -5
"Cinders may indeed be one of the Mafia, this is very possible, however, as I stated yesterday, we must kill kaz! He is a for sure Mafia, where as Cinders may or may not be. Let us kill him this day, then we can take down Cinders tomorrow. Come my brethren, join me, so we can avenge the death, of our beloved Photu!" Vote: Kaz en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenge
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 13, 2007 15:42:58 GMT -5
You know what I think RLRL has something to his Guys looks at him he is just doing nothing except at night.
Vote:RLRL Bonus Vote
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crayolaking
Citizen of the Archipelago
Beware I'm Crayolaking master of Mafia!!!
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Post by crayolaking on Apr 13, 2007 15:52:24 GMT -5
I am now aware that Aurora is someone who I have never made contact with so I will greet him with open arms.
Vote:Aurora and use my bonus vote to that as well.
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Post by Baboon on Apr 13, 2007 16:31:14 GMT -5
I feel I must share something with everyone... Yesterday, in the late afternoon, I heard a knock on my door... As I walked over to see who it was, it was none other than Mr. Pope. The conversation that ensued was something along the lines of this: Pope: "I'm sorry for bothering you, Baboon, but I'm afraid I have some pressing information." Baboon: "...Yes?" Pope: "I'm a bit worried about what has been happening in our town. People are dying left and right, and I think I can trust you." Baboon: "Go on..." Pope: "You have the ability to raise suspicion about me and very well might do so, but this is important. I am not Mafia. People, through various means of finding information, may get the message that I am. However, this is not true." Baboon raises an eyebrow, wondering where Pope's going with this. Pope: "I am allied with Spiff, whom as you already know, is Mafia. Spiff thinks that he's pulling a fast one on me, but I know better." Baboon: "But why would you form an alliance with a Mafia member knowingly? That only ever worked once in some other village a month ago." Pope: "Nevermind that. You have drawn attention to Spiff and I am afraid that if you do not change your action quickly, YOU will be the next one dead. Please retract any formal suspicions of him, such that both of us may live. The Mafia has a great advantage over us at the moment, and if we do not work together, they will kill us all." Baboon: "Interesting. I shall ponder this for a moment and get back to you shortly."
Once Pope left my house, I was a little confused by that exchange, as you may imagine. Something just wasn't right. It seemed QUITE odd that he would knowingly team up with a Mafia member to ensure his own survival. After all, that would just leave him as one of the final people left alive, at which point the Mafia would stab him in the back... I thus concluded that something in Pope's story just wasn't fitting together. Spiff is almost certainly Mafia. Everyone does want to survive. However, it would be incredibly foolish to team up with someone who could very easily kill you later on. His only reasoning for me to become allies with him? Our possible survival. It seemed to me that he was more concerned about keeping himself alive for the moment than to eradicate the town of its Mafia scum.
Pope EASILY could be Mafia as well, as our exchange reeked of manipulation and lies. Something tells me that if he wanted to stay alive, he would simply have tried to ally with a known Innocent, not trying to form some complex double-alliance with each side. I shall let you form your own judgments on that, but for now, I shall affirm my previous votes and again put Spiff up for execution. Whether or not you think Pope is lying is up to you, but I know Spiff needs to go, and fast. We worked together yesterday to get him executed, but he miraculously survived. Let us repeat yesterday, and hopefully he will not dodge death again.
Vote: Spiff Bonus Vote: Spiff Extra Vote: Spiff
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 13, 2007 21:09:59 GMT -5
"I'm still feeling for Spiff needing to be dead. Why? Okay."
Vote: Spiffy Bonus Vote
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 13, 2007 22:40:34 GMT -5
"Hmm. well I don't know if I can trust that Spiffy, but my good friend Pope does so that is good enough for now. I do however trust Lamby's accusation, since it is her own sister she is voting for. I mean if you can do something like that then you must have proof."
Vote: Cinders Bonus Vote: Cinders
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Post by Baboon on Apr 13, 2007 22:43:50 GMT -5
What is it with you people and taking certain actions because you're friends? -_-
ADD: (another) Extra Vote: Spiff
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 13, 2007 22:47:18 GMT -5
ADD: Extra vote x2: Cinders
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 13, 2007 23:12:10 GMT -5
"Need I remind y'all of what happened last time? Ocelot, a mafia member, convinces Pope of his innocence, then the Mafia kills him off to throw off the overwhelming evidence I showed the day before. Pope, thinking Ocelot is innocent, revives him, and the mafia turns around and knocks off Pope that night," Andurin said.
"Vaxx, since you weren't around last time, I wouldn't expect you to know about this. Here's some advice: trust no one."
ADD: Extra Vote: Spiffy
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Apr 14, 2007 7:24:53 GMT -5
"You people do not seem to be keeping up with the daily events" Lamby perked up after being horribly ill, "Spiff was killed yesterday, the poor soul. Now unless you want his entire body totally destroyed, I do not see the point in all yous voting for him again."
She looked around at the group, not seeing her sis around she remember some vital information, "Oh yeah! Cinders is currently being punished by our parents, something to do with homework, she has no access to the wonders of voting at the moment."
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 14, 2007 7:38:44 GMT -5
Vote: Cinders Bonus Vote: Cinders Extra Vote: Cinders Double Extra Vote: Cinders
"Where do you get these lies from Baboon? I never went to your house. I was at the pub last night, til about an hour ago, when the town meeting was called. How could I have possibly been to see you? Unless... Oh damn, not that marrionette again. It has some sort of defect in it that causes it to just run around town. It has a personality of its own, I have a really hard time of controling it. I dont know exactly what it said to you, and how you are manipulating the stupid things words, but I do know, that Cinders is, infact, is Mafia. I would never team up with a definate mafia member. I know Spiffy is under speculation, and could possibly be one, and I do, infact, have an ally ship with him, where in, I do not know his actual job. He may, or may not be Mafia, but for now I will continue to support him,not trust him, but support him, and I will take down whom I feal more strongly is the enemy, Cinders.
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Post by Baboon on Apr 14, 2007 8:37:03 GMT -5
...Don't make me post the EXACT MESSAGES, Pope. You know damn well you said that.
Furthermore, what exactly are these votes for Cinders based on? Lee choosing to insert her name into the death sequence?! HE DOES THAT FOR EVERY EXECUTION. Hell, I supposedly helped kill someone in the last game and I was an Innocent. Whether he intentionally chose to use her name or not, we won't know, and it's INCREDIBLY ineffective to use that as guidance! Quite possibly, he sees that the Innocents are WINNING and put Cinders' name in there to help level the field. Think about it. Unless someone else has something to add, I'm done with this pissing match.
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Apr 14, 2007 9:53:25 GMT -5
"My mistake about Spiff." Lamby brushed her foot in a circle in the dirt, "I'm not very good at paying attention sometimes. But I'm certain that Spiff isn't mafia and that you people should take a break from voting for him and go for the people who are making themselves seem extremely dangerous for the rest of us. I stick with my previous vote as I think my sister is tricking us all and she has been named one of the more dangerous players in the past games. She's against us all!"
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Post by Damien on Apr 14, 2007 13:27:18 GMT -5
"With that statement, you have managed to convince me, Lamby, that you are infact a mafia member along with Spiffy." Pikachu said stroking his perfectly groomed mustache.
Vote: Spiffy
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Apr 14, 2007 18:29:01 GMT -5
Cinders, having glared at her parents sufficiently for them to let her back onto the network (ignoring the fact that she had 16 pieces of homework to finish in 2 days), stood up to give her case. 'I've never intended to gross you out that much, Lamby, and I never will. Townspeople, I see no cause to vote for me. Even though I may have taken part in the killing of Photu, I was bored, and I like teasing the gods somewhat. That doesn't make me mafia, however; it just means I'm mad.' She grinned, and indeed the ever-present mad glint in her eye was still there.
'As such, I must say the grounds for killing me are unfounded. If anything, I know for a fact that the innocents have lost a valuable member due to our own votes, whatever I did to try to prevent it. I was allied to them at this time. And, currently, I may be the innocent's last hope. Of course, I may be bluffing, but think on it a while. And besides, I've died once already. Isn't that enough?
'Oh, and I've always personally seen Spiff as incredibly suspicious. I'll add my vote towards him.'
Vote: Spiffy
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 14, 2007 23:18:46 GMT -5
A CERTAIN SOMEBODY BEST CLARIFY THEIR PMs TO LEE SOON.
Yet again, somebody must convey me their intentions with a hazy PM. *glare*
Until then, carry on, good people, as if it is still this day.
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 15, 2007 18:46:06 GMT -5
I really hope someone kills the me or the mafia who I STRONGLY know consist of at least Prime, Spiffy, Lamby and RLRL. Since I was mafia and Lamby and RLRL stayed they must still be Mafia. The fact that Spiffy is always talking talking like the Godfather to Pope at school is alsoa dead giveaway. All this aside Pope and me have a supposed alliance with Spiffy so that he has innocent support. I want to have money so that I die rich and Pope has a a profession that benefits a innocent of mafia wins. Hmmm..maybe our local brewer.
OOC: I'm sorry if I am revealing to much information and the fact that I am breaking my deal with spiffy the GODFATHER but I am seriously tired of this broken game. Mafia III is not fun but extremely aggravating. Lee, I don't want to criticize you but if wanted to do 24hr phases then you should have probably stuck to it instead of randomly choosing when the next phase starts. I can understand your pausing of the game but that shouldn't have taken three days to decide what to do.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 15, 2007 23:22:39 GMT -5
"Well, right now, it's looking like it's time to execute you, Cinders." The host said, and turned towards the crowd.
"Who do we want to perform the execution?" The host asked, and then noted that Lamby had her hand raised.
"She's my sister, sir. If she dies, I want in to be peaceful and painless, so that she doesn't suffer."
"I suppose that I can provide you with your tool for the execution, this once." The host said, reaching into his robes to produce a slip of paper... and then was smoked in the eye by a paper airplane. Almost falling off the platform, the Host recovered the balance and picked up the device. Unfolding it, he read it slowly to himself.
The host looked at the crowds, looked back towards Spiffy, and shrugged slightly. "It seems that the townspeople REALLY want YOU gone, I'm afraid." He then handed Lamby the paper. "It's an ancient incantation. Use it well."
Lamby began trying to read, fumbling over the words as she looked at them. "So I slit your throat, And killed you dead.
Then sown your body Into my bed.
And now night after night, You lie with me,
Together forever, For eternity." Lamby canted, and immediately Spiffy disappeared in poof of smoke.
SPIFFY IS NOW DEAD!
There was a great howl, and a sudden gust of icy-cold wind, and then Crayolaking also disappeared in a cloud of snow.
CRAYOLAKING 2 HAS BEEN FROZEN AND REMOVED FROM THE UNIVERSE UNTIL THE MORNING OF DAY 6!
And finally, in the wake of all of these events, there was a lilting song heard in a lively and charming voice. "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The Athens Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive."
Pohatu appeared from behind a building, smiling broadly and pumping his fist, to the applause of the crowds.
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