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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 29, 2007 14:48:17 GMT -5
The day was one of the usual hustle and bustle, with everybody going about their usual business. However, there were rumors circulating amongst the populace, rumors about the wherebouts of one of their beloved townspeople. This became all too apparent when Andurin spotted vultures circling a spot far away from the main body of the city.
When they arrived, they found a horrific sight awaiting their eyes. Chained down to a tremendous boulder, jaw wrenched open in a cry of fright or agony, was Cinders. Surrounding the execution site were dozens of torches, all ablaze, casting a ghastly light. Her liver had been ripped out, and in a final insult before her death, had been replaced with a stuffed animal chicken shoved in up to its neck.
The crowd began whispering viciously, and had almost come to violence, when there was the sound of a herald's horn. Approaching from the distance was an enigmatic figure, shrouded by the morning shadows. Soon drawing near, they raised a hand in salutation.
"Most unfortunate of me to arrive under such circumstances, my dear friends. I am known only as the Host."
"And you're here because?" A suspicious Baboon inquired.
"Because of the fact that a sinister group has risen up in your midst. My job is to from town to town, organizing the people to hopefully destroy the taint among you."
"Sounds most familiar." A speculative Pohatu noted from his mount upon a noble looking camel.
"Well, in the first order of business, I would like for you to civilize this procedure. After the body has been taken care of, meet me in the market square." ------- The Host paced back and forth, looking at all of the suspects and possible innocents.
"We shall kill only one today. And we'll do it right. Cast your votes!"
CINDERS IS DEAD!
Store Bulletin: There is now another Marionette in stock. In addition, we have slashed prices for a peek at the fabled relic in the town ruins!
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crayolaking
Citizen of the Archipelago
Beware I'm Crayolaking master of Mafia!!!
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Post by crayolaking on Mar 29, 2007 17:58:52 GMT -5
Hmmm...Well if 2+2=4 then all I must assume is that my choice will be under the no real evidence. So my pure deductive reasoning would say that Pikachu is the evil villain among us. Vote:Pikachu
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Post by Popebenedict on Mar 29, 2007 18:19:39 GMT -5
Pope Benedict walked from the back of the crowd, into the center where the King of Crayons was standing, "I beg to differ with you sir, no proff you say, ha, I have some right here." Pope pulls from his back pocket a stack of papers and begins to unroll them. "As I was sitting in my shop one day, working on some things, our friend, Mr. Gil over there walked in to do some business with me. I inquired as to what he was looking for and he gave me a complex list of materials. Now curious as to what he needed all of these strange things for I questioned him. After swearing my secrecy to him he handed me these drawings." Pope opens up the papers and creudly sketched drawings of a diagram similar to what had happened to Cinders was displayed. "Obviously, after seeing these, I told him I could not help him, and refered him to a someone elses shop, who dealt in those types of sales. He curtiously left my shop, where upon I followed him. After he had talked to the other shop keeper, Mr. Gil, went to the Wench's kneecap to have dinner. As he was enjoying his meal I stole these drawings from him, and hid them in my safe." "I am sure that he had a hand in this crime, I stole these papers from him about a week or so ago. We must stop this monster before he kills anymore innocent people, like my dear, beloved Cinders... *cry* Oh why did you have to leave me... I remember when we would play doctor... *cry* You would be nurse, and I would practice my doctoring on you, then you would examine me...*cry* Good bye..." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MonsterVote: Gil
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 29, 2007 19:14:20 GMT -5
Pohatu scratched his chin thoughtfully. "We all know Pikachu doesn't like being the butt of anyone's practical joke," he put forward. He paused, allowing Ocelot time to giggle at his use of the word "butt", and continued. "I spoke with Cinders just the other day. She was excited about a prank she was going to play on Pikachu. She had taken two sacks. She had filled one with delicious sirloin steak, but had placed guts and bones at the top. The other sack contained a couple of steaks at the top, but it was really filled..."
Pohatu pointed at Cinders' body. "With that stuffed animal chicken!" There was a collective gasp.
"She was going to offer Pikachu a choice between the two sacks, hoping he'd pick the one with the stuffed chicken inside. Alas, I fear he did... and, seeing at once the trick, he fell upon Cinders and tore her liver out.
"What a waste, what a terrible waste... of sirloin steak."
Vote: Pikachu
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Post by Baboon on Mar 29, 2007 19:49:12 GMT -5
"Hm..." Baboon wandered around the scene, looking for anything he might be able to use to come up with a theory. "What a strange method of death... surely there would have been a more efficient way to kill someone than to tear out their... liver. And, the chicken is absolutely confusing. We have no motive, no liver, and a stuffed animal chicken. Who here might have such a stuffed animal? It must be Gil! We know he likes bunnies and kittens, so who's to say he doesn't like chickens? Plus, he has been known to show absolutely no mercy in the past. I wouldn't be all too surprised if he indeed is responsible for this tragedy." Vote: Gil
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Private Stiffy
Joyeuse Insurgency
Ding Dong Inspector
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Post by Private Stiffy on Mar 29, 2007 19:51:54 GMT -5
Spiffy noticed the bubbering Pope, noting that such strong emotions are surely right, and that Gil must be quite the monster to instill tears in such a noble man!
"Eh, Pope, your story has struck by both heart and my colon... and my colon only acts up when evil is affoot! I think you're right in your allegations of Gil's murdering of your beloved Cinder's, and therefore I shall help you in your cause!"
Indeed, and so Spiffy took heed of his trick colon, and the decision had already been made in his mind, kill the terrible man known as Gil!
Vote: Gil
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Post by Ocelot on Mar 29, 2007 21:22:19 GMT -5
Ocelot stood listened to everyones explanations and also chuckling at Pohatus use of the word butt although he felt that there a underlying message meant to insult him in it.
" I must everyone provides me with a lot of compelling evidence. Gil seemed to be devising a sort of death contraption for who know who. And Pikachu is said to have motive. Now if Pikachu was truly mad enough could he IF he had knowledge of Gils device stole it from him. I mean it would take a pretty highly skilled THIEF to take such items from Gil's highly secure home but I'm not going to jump to any conclusion and say Pikachu is a thief. Still Gil seems to have no motive and Pikachu has a reputation of taking jokes too seriously.*sharp flashback to Pikachu's last Birthday where everyone pretended too forget his birthday, but late at night came to his house to give him a surprise party only to find him half dead on the floor after attempting to commit suicide* So I must sadly disagree with Spiffy and Pope and take favor to Pohatu and Crayolaking." Vote:Pikachu
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crayolaking
Citizen of the Archipelago
Beware I'm Crayolaking master of Mafia!!!
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Post by crayolaking on Mar 29, 2007 21:26:06 GMT -5
I am sorry but I think that the pope has a valid point more than Pohatu or Bear Grillz. Dont want to be a flip-flop but I think gil is our man/woman. Unvote:Pikachu Vote:Gil
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 29, 2007 21:32:38 GMT -5
(I would like to note that once per every three days, the channeler may call up the spirit of one of the deceased to cast a vote by PMing me the name of said deceased. That deceased person may then post in the accusation topic and cast a vote as normal until the end of the day. However, due to the brain trauma involved in dieing, they usually don't remember anything about their method of death.)
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Post by Damien on Mar 30, 2007 7:26:37 GMT -5
"Yes, I can see why the finger may point at me due to my utter loathing of practical jokery. However, I did infact pick the sack filled with steak and guts. Which, might I add, makes a delicious pie." Pikachu said eyeing the others. "I would also like to remind you that as a Pikachu I do not actually have thumbs or any kind of hands for that matter. So I ask you, how could I have chained someone to a boulder or lit the candles or infact ripped our dear Cinders' liver out?"
Pikachu casually twirled a magnifying glass in his fingers as he thought for a moment. "After listening to what the other have had to say I must admit that it does sound like Gil may have commited this awful crime. Plus, the boy just seems shifty to me."
Vote: Gil
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Post by Krazy Glue on Mar 30, 2007 8:45:41 GMT -5
it would take a mastermind with a very sick sense of humour to kill Cinders and then try to frame Pikachu by inserting a rubber chicken into the gaping hole where her liver once resided. Someone with both motive and means.. Someone with a distinct taste for liver...
RLRL stood at the edge of the crowd in his Zebra print toga and casted out the famed finger of judgement.... IT WAS GIL!
VOTE: Gil
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 30, 2007 10:12:09 GMT -5
In roughly two hours, the end of the accusations will be here. Gil and his supporters are best advised to rally NOW.
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Post by albatrosstrevelyan on Mar 30, 2007 10:46:08 GMT -5
A man with a freshly pressed white suit on, with a matching tie walked into the middle of the crowd. He had slicked black hair and wore sunglasses which gave off a horrible glare.
"Good day to you all... I smell a criminal in our midst..." he smiled, and his perfect pearly white teeth showed. "I vote gil, he is the most ruthless person in the here"
Vote:gil
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Mar 30, 2007 11:07:52 GMT -5
Aay irlgay (ollay ) alkedway utoay foay hetay rowdcay, erhay heepsay uitsay tandingsay utoay atherray, "Aymay earday istersay, owhay ouldcay uchsay ay erribletay hingtay oneday otay ybay uchsay ay illianvay?!" hesay ookslay roundaay, "hattay neoay! ehay ookslay uspisioussay!" VOTE: GIL
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Post by rasaq on Mar 30, 2007 11:13:40 GMT -5
"hmmm, after carefully reviewed the evidence and listening to both sides of the story i will have to agree with the pope" Rasaq made a respectful gesture toward pope. "after all he is the POPE of the catholic church"
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Post by kazkame on Mar 30, 2007 13:53:33 GMT -5
vote: pika
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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 30, 2007 16:30:03 GMT -5
"Indeed. It seems that we have come to an agreement. I am not a participant in this, simply a guiding force. It seems that a decision has been reached, and the decison is for you, Gilgamesh." The Host muttered, shrugging slightly. "And now it befalls us to carry out the execution. Any volunteers, townspeople?"
"ME! ME! ME!" Andurin shouted eagerly, jumping up and down with great energy. "I JUST SAW THIS AWESOME MOVIE!"
"Very well. Andurin, you may do the honors." The host relented, allowing him to carry out the execution.
"How savvy. I miss Cinders so..." Andurin shed a tear as he walked up to Gil. He produced a spear, and hurled it with perfect form.
"FOR SPARTA!" The spear lanced through the air, spiralling perfectly. Time seemed to slow for the ten minutes it took to reach the criminal. It pierced through his chest, pinning him to the wall behind him. Gil looked down at his chest.
"Oh, is that it? Well then. You throw like a girl." Gil commented, and then promptly expired.
"With that out of the way, I'd say that our trial is over." The host commented.
GILGAMESH IS NOW DEAD!
The night of day 1 has begun! Mafia, send me your votes. Due to the Sabbath approaching, I advise you to send all communications to ALL mafia members and myself, as I can not act as a go between until 7ish tomorrow night.'
Detective, Vigilante, Doctor, Brewer, etc. you may PM me the targets for your abilities.
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