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Post by Tout-Perd on Mar 31, 2007 21:23:25 GMT -5
As the sun rose over the town, there was a great stirring of people. Sitting atop her tombstone, smiling daintily and swinging her feet was Cinders, looking even more radiant than when she had gone into her grave. She hopped down, kicking up a small puff of dust.
"Hallo everybody. Ya miss me?" She asked, unphased by her grisly death.
"Wait a moment. There's something amiss here." Pope said, pointing with his staff towards a tombstone. Upon closer inspection, the townspeople collectively gasped. It was their good friend Kevin, cast in stone!
"My gods! They turned him into a statue!" Baboon cried out.
"Well, with that outfit that Lady Lugiasian was wearing, I was feeling kinda like a statue last night." Prime noted.
KEVIN IS NOW DEAD! CINDERS IS NOW ALIVE!
Store Bulletin: 2 Healing Elixirs have been added! The boxes have been moved to store.
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Post by ch00beh on Mar 31, 2007 21:53:36 GMT -5
"Well that was rather... anti-climactic... Kinda. I thought what with Cinders coming to life after being fed to the pigeons... er, vultures, the next victim would have a more interesting death than petrification."
Andurin shrugged.
"But, my finger points to Spiffy. Last night, I saw him talking to the host privately, supposedly about the dog races. But, as a mafia member, he would've probably thought it would be pretty convenient to tell the host who he wanted dead, too."
Vote: Spiffy
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crayolaking
Citizen of the Archipelago
Beware I'm Crayolaking master of Mafia!!!
Posts: 30
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Post by crayolaking on Mar 31, 2007 21:59:01 GMT -5
"Well I must say that I am pretty sure this is the work of some very smart people. And that really just narrows it down to a few namely people. Our culprits are Pope, Prime, Pohatu, Bear Grillz and Rasaq! Please, Please, no applause needed. My sheer genius is a gift from the Gods. And Fate deals a weary hand upon us. How can we take them all out?I guess the simple answer is we can't. We are all doomed! But I refuse to go down without taking down their leader!
Vote:Bear Grillz/Ocelot
Death to the Demon Spawn!!!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 31, 2007 22:12:35 GMT -5
"Me? Very smart?" Pohatu blinked at Crayolaking for a few moments, then leaned in very close to him. "My good man," he said. "My good man," he added. "Was it not I who managed to make a wager that turned out to be the precise opposite of what actually occurred? Just how intelligent do you think I am?" Pohatu receded from Crayolaking, drew himself up to his full height, and pointed a scorning finger. "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
Next he addressed the company. "I vote for RLRL!" he said, and sat down on the ground, quite pleased with himself.
"Why?" someone asked after a moment.
"Well, someone's got to."
Vote: RLRL
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Post by Ocelot on Mar 31, 2007 23:31:27 GMT -5
.........*deep sigh*........
Vote:Crayolaking
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Post by Ocelot on Mar 31, 2007 23:45:23 GMT -5
"You know what Crayolaking I will not waste my vote on you, because if you are right then I will feel a sick irony hit me hard. So I'll just let the mafia kill you and give you your Just Desserts," Said Ocelot as he walks he sits and ponders where exactly Crayolaking did come from. "Well unless Pohatu explains why he thinks of me as a child maybe I'll contract what I am about to do next."
Unvote: Crayolaking Vote: Choobeh
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 1, 2007 1:27:56 GMT -5
"Couldn't have been me. Petrification is boring, so it wouldn't really be my style," Andurin said to his accuser.
"Plus, I wouldn't count Crayolaking out of the mafia pot. If you'll notice he was one of the dissenters in the previous night's vote."
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Post by Baboon on Apr 1, 2007 1:37:29 GMT -5
I don't really have the time to write up a creative post, as I need to sleep. With all the complications of this game, there's almost no way to form a good judgment this early in the game. Vote: Ocelot
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Apr 1, 2007 5:15:48 GMT -5
"oorayhay! inderscay elcomeway ackbay!" ambyLay uggedhay erhay istersay henway hesay awsay erhay. Iay otevay 00bscay, Iay hinktay e'shay ryingtay otay akemay suay nderestimateuay hetay afiamay noay urposepay!
Vote: ch00beh
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Post by Krazy Glue on Apr 1, 2007 6:02:16 GMT -5
Pohatu I am shocked to hear you accuse me! Petrification is so not my style! Wheres the antler-caused bruises on their abdomen? Where are the animal print tattoos? Where's the hair dyed crazy colours... Those are signs of an RLRL massacre...
Petrification on the other hand... Thats more of the handywork of someone with medusa-like qualities, someone like.... Ch00beh! Think about it, snakes for hair, strange dress sense, keeps mythical creatures for pets, hangs out with minotaurs... Its simple really...
VOTE: Ch00beh
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Apr 1, 2007 8:14:55 GMT -5
Cinders smiled at everyone, blissfully unaware of how exactly she'd ended up in the graveyard. 'Well, I must say I haven't seen much. To be honest, all I remember is turning round, a flash and... Here.' She blinked, trying to remember the night of her death. 'Weeell...' she said eventually, something flashing into her memories. 'I think it must've been Choobs. No one else would have gone to such measures to hide his face so efficiently.'
VOTE: Choobs
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Post by Aurora on Apr 1, 2007 8:17:17 GMT -5
I say Ch00beh is pulling a bluff here! He says it petrification is boring! But he loves it really!
Vote: Ch00beh.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 1, 2007 9:10:44 GMT -5
"I find those excuses to be adequate. Hence I will jump on the bandwagon."
Unvote: RLRL Vote: Ch00beh
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Post by kazkame on Apr 1, 2007 11:06:21 GMT -5
Vote: RLRL
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 1, 2007 11:16:23 GMT -5
"Well, this looks like it could turn out ugly. For me. Let's look at the facts though: last time, we chose to murder Gil. How so? Slow motion spear toss from a mile away. Petrification lacks all the glitziness of slow motion and all the hardcoreness... no pun intended... of accurately throwing a spear."
Andurin shrugged. Indeed it was too early to make a good judgement, so he couldn't really convince people otherwise. He could've given up, but then he'd look like an emo bastard like Prime last game.
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Private Stiffy
Joyeuse Insurgency
Ding Dong Inspector
FEAR MANOS
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Post by Private Stiffy on Apr 1, 2007 14:47:56 GMT -5
"Hey, I value privacy! I don't like people knowing about my compulsion to gambling, plus, that place is creepy! What with all the scantily clad woman, I'm a man with ethics and morals who would rather talk to a fully dressed man then a woman decked out in almost nothing! Besides... what about... HIM?"
Spiffy looked to the side, his gaze focused intently upon the newly-rich and powerful Baboon, who had just purchased a small fortune in boxes and the ability to pretty much buy whatever he pleased and control the stores! Spiffy realized that such power was dangerous, with all the money, he obviously summoned a Gorgon or some other horrible creature with which to petrify Kevin! WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE COULD BUY WITH ALL THAT MONEY AND VOTE-AGE?
"Well, because I'm extremely afraid of the newly rich and powerful Babs, I say we take him out before he uses his power for the forces of evil! Come on, with all the money he has, he could probably hire some assassins/bribe the Mafia/buy the freaking town! How can we trust someone so influentially rich?!? How could Choobeh have done it when he has no money, Babs has all the money, and money is the seed of corruption after all!"
Vote+Extra Vote: Babs
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Post by prime on Apr 1, 2007 15:04:06 GMT -5
VOTE: ch00beh
Because you called me an emo bastard.
Though personally, I'm not making any other judgements this early in the game. I'd rather wait until we're at the halfway point, or even nearer to the end. It may mean the mafia kills more of us, but then again, it slowly narrows down the people we have to kill.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 1, 2007 18:18:55 GMT -5
There was a sudden rush of wind, and a flutter of the thick fabrics adorning the nearby vendor's stalls. Dust flew up in all directions, then suddenly vanished. When the chaos had subsided, the group seemed as it was before. Except for one significant change. Andurin, who had been virtually having a heart attack with raw terror, was now nowhere to be seen. By anybody. As far as the town could tell, he had vanished from the face of the earth!
ANDURIN HAS BEEN FROZEN.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 2, 2007 18:59:23 GMT -5
(I gave everybody some extra time to change their votes in light of his disappearance, but nobody bit) (IN LIGHT OF CHECKING VOTES, THERE IS NOT A TIE. THERE IS A DUBIOUS WINNER!)
In light of the disappearance of their primary target, the townspeople grew agitated. The host sighed, hung his head for a moment, and then turned to the townspeople.
"It is now time for an execution. As with yesterday, I would like to have a volunteer." A townsperson's ears piqued at this. Pohatu raised his hand, and waved it vigorously.
"My good sir, I believe that I have a pragmatic solution to this!" He produced a length of rope.
"Honestly? Hanging? Must we be so barbaric?" Queried the Pope from beneath his funny hat.
"Yeah, I say we stab 'im." Prime said, idly poking a fly with a toothpick.
"Oh ye of little faith. I have always been known for my..." Photu started.
"PENIS!" Kazkame cut him off.
"I was moreso thinking my ingenuity and maddening charm." Photu said, and quickly finished. "But yeah, that one too."
With that, the townspeople proceeded to follow Photu's directions, and quickly bound Ocelot, hands and feet. The thespian then proceeded to fasten the ropes to two camels, each facing in opposite directions.
"Go, my noble steeds!" The camels began running as fast as they could, a blazing clip of roughly 5 miles per hour. Ocelot gave a start, seized up, and then suddenly exploded in a cloud of... well, stuff you'd rather not hear about.
The host, producing a frilly pink handkerchief, began wiping his face clean.
"Most excellent, if a little excessive, Pohatu."
OCELOT IS NOW DEADED!
It is now Night! Mafia, began discussion!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 2, 2007 19:27:25 GMT -5
Drawn and quartered a sploded, eh? I was going to use that for an execution at some point, but I never got around to it.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 2, 2007 19:35:37 GMT -5
I'm going with mythological executions for Mafia (JUST WAIT FOR TOMORROW!) and Member-based ones for the daytime. Glad to see that I pleased the master. (Gotta up the oomph to compensate for the paisley death Kevin got.)
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 2, 2007 20:18:38 GMT -5
Master? Far from it.
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 11, 2007 18:05:11 GMT -5
I was reviewing this board looking for evidence against Kaz, and I was counting the stuff up, and how the hell did Ocelot die? From my count Choobeh was killed by a long shot! Only 2 people actually voted for Ocelot, where as 7 voted for Choobeh. Now even if both Baboon and Crayola king used their extra vote, and one was the smooth talker, that would make them at 5 votes. Assuming one of the members was the farmer, that would bring Choobeh down to only 6 votes, were he is still winning. Why didnt Choobeh die? It doesnt make sense to me. I dont know who anderin is, but even if he voted for Choobeh, that would bring it down to 5 vs. 5. I know you cant do anything about it now, but do you think you can send me a PM or something, describing to me how the hell 2 people can kill a person against 7?
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 18:09:03 GMT -5
Andurin = Choobs (Andurin is Choobs old name)
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 11, 2007 18:25:54 GMT -5
Alright, then this supports my case even more, it is not possible... I think... Could you please explain to me?
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 18:38:02 GMT -5
sir why should i help my acusser
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