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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 4, 2007 0:13:55 GMT -5
The dawn broke over the village once more, this time with an ominous greenish glow to it. Snarls and howls were heard eminating from the ruins at the center of town, and occasional flashes of lightning were seen in the clear morning air.
The town did not have to go far to find the site of the most recent murder...s. A gigantic halfpipe had been mounted on a wedge, and a colossal boulder had been placed in the center. Two red smears were continuously ground into the bottom as the halfpipe rocked back and forth, back and forth. After consulting dental records, fingerprints, genetic information, and Miss Cleo, the public was able to discern the identity of the two victims.
Crayolaking and Rasaq both had succumbed to death by rolling stones. The host sat on his beast of burden, contemplating the crime.
"Can anybody present an accusation by which we may find some satisfaction?"
CRAYOLAKING AND RASAQ ARE NOW DEAD! Store Bulletin: We have another Spare Arrow, and a Unicorn Horn added to our inventory over night! In addition, we have a new item for sale, the Epstone. Epstones have no practical use in this town, but at the end of the game, are worth 100 EP per stone in your possession!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 4, 2007 0:33:31 GMT -5
Oh, and one other note! ANDURIN IS NOW UNFROZEN AND MAY TAKE GAME ACTIONS!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 4, 2007 5:37:41 GMT -5
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is absurdly obvious that the murderer had to be someone strong, to be capable of loading that boulder onto the halfpipe. As you can see, my arms are rather frail. So, too, are those of most of this company. But one man has the muscle to pull off such a stunt, and he is Bulbs!"
Vote: Bulbs
"Sorry, old friend. Nothing against you, but I really don't see how any of the rest of us could have managed that feat."
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Post by Aurora on Apr 4, 2007 9:33:12 GMT -5
"Exactly, the person who commited this crime would have to be very strong and very cunning! But I'm crazy so I'm going to say it was:"
Vote: Spiffy. Extra Vote: Spiffy.
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Apr 4, 2007 10:48:04 GMT -5
"ouyay avehay onay videceeay hattay tiay piffysay! ehay ouldn'tcay illkay ay lyfay veneay fiay tiay ittingsay niay rontfay foay imhay! onay, tiay ustmay ebay rimepay! nlyoay ehay ouldway hinktay foay uchsay ay chemesay saay otay seuay ouldersbay!"
Vote: Prime
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Private Stiffy
Joyeuse Insurgency
Ding Dong Inspector
FEAR MANOS
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Post by Private Stiffy on Apr 4, 2007 13:20:26 GMT -5
"Eheheh, Cunning and power? Boy, you've got it all wrong! Who has all the money? BABS! Who effectively killed someone last round, BABS! It's Babs that has the power all to himself! I'll bet you that he, if anyone, is controlling everything behind the scenes! It's a mad, mad world that doesn't see the immensity of his power! He probably just bought some rocks and a professional rock-moving-man to kill those two, innocent people! Have you no pity for the souls of the dead?"
Spiffy shook his head and pointed his finger at Babs, anger and sadness hung over Spiffy's worn, dusty features
"That man is a cold hearted-killer, slaying such honorable men as Crayola and Rasaq! He is the one who should be blamed, I'm sure of it!"
Vote: Babs
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Post by bulbaboy on Apr 4, 2007 13:24:08 GMT -5
"Me, I couldn't have done it, see!" Bulbs pulls back the long sleeve of his robe to reveal a long jagged cut on his arm and a splint around it. "I was proweling in deepest part of the catacombs last night hopeing to find the evil ones who have besiged this town. Unfortunatly I had a misshap."
"I refuse to condem anyone to death without more information."
Vote: Nobody
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Apr 4, 2007 13:40:36 GMT -5
'Contrary to my sister, I must look on events as... Well, sinister's a given. Bulbs, that injury could have been caused any old how. For all we know, it could have been caused by the boulders themselves while trying to heave them into place...' She raised her eyebrows, but moved on swiftly. 'However, I won't accuse Bulbs as of yet. First, let's look at yesterday, and who voted for Choobs. If Choobs is indeed mafia, then surely those who didn't vote for him may also be mafia? Crayola doesn't count, he was an early voter. He's also dead. Kaz voted for RL; Spiff double-voted for Babs, and seems to still hold a grudge against him. As such, if Choobs is indeed mafia, this casts a shadow on these characters as well. In light of this, I must say I only have 3 choices.
VOTE: Spiffy
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Post by Damien on Apr 4, 2007 13:44:46 GMT -5
"You seem to be trying awfully hard to convince us that Bulbs is the culprit, Spiffy. I put it to the people of this town that YOU are infact the one who devised this horrible killing device." Pikachu said pointing at Spiffy.
VOTE: Spiffy
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Private Stiffy
Joyeuse Insurgency
Ding Dong Inspector
FEAR MANOS
Posts: 136
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Post by Private Stiffy on Apr 4, 2007 13:46:51 GMT -5
"Wait, upon further evidence that I found within my pantry just a few moments ago, combined with the fact that he is known to be a very evil man, I'm going to change my opinion... You may or may not know this man, but whether you do or don't, it doesn't matter... he's a spawn of Satan, look and see!"
Spiffy pulls out a piece of parchment with writing upon it, it reads 'Hah, I'm such an evil man, indeed very dubious and unable to be caught, mwahaha! ~love, Bulbs'
"See! It's even signed by him, I bet on my dairy cows and love of crops that he did it!"
Vote Change+Extra Vote: Bulbs
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Apr 4, 2007 14:22:09 GMT -5
'Why the heck would a confession note be in your pantry?' cried Cinders in disbelief of Spiff's statement. 'It must be a forgery. Plus, I think Bulbs would only write a note like that if he was innocent, for the fun of it. He seems that kind of guy. I'm sticking with my vote.'
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Post by prime on Apr 4, 2007 14:53:11 GMT -5
"Who the hell are you all voting for anyways?" Prime asked curiously. "For Spiffy is certainly not the name of anyone I know...though it does sound an aweful lot like Stiffy..." Prime said slowly. "But alas no, I still withold a vote." Prime said. "Certainly I would hold a grudge against lillamb for voting for me, but unfortunately I couldn't understand a fucking thing she said, so I'm not voting for her either." Prime cracked his neck and his knuckles.
"Oh, and one more thing." He said slowly, ripping a cloak of invisibility away from a squirrel that lay right beside Bulbs feet, cut open down the middle, with needles pinning its open skin to the ground, its intestines pulled out and formed into the shape of a satanic cross. It screamed horribly, failing with its skinless, obviously totured legs. It's tail was missing, and, looking around, everyone could see that the host was wearing it.
"What?" Lee asked innocently.
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Post by Baboon on Apr 4, 2007 14:54:56 GMT -5
"I find it quite curious that Private Stiffy would flip out upon realizing the items/drachma I recently won. If he were indeed an innocent, he would not be panicking such as he has, but rather, he would be sucking up to the people with items. If I were one of the Mafia, I pretty highly doubt I would want attention drawn to myself. They are best suited to be stealthy and keep hidden behind the scenes. Therefore, either Spiffy is Mafia, or just a moron." Vote+Extra Vote: Spiffy.
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Post by kazkame on Apr 4, 2007 15:50:49 GMT -5
this is hard to decide who to pick hmm i'll figure out who to pick by the night
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 4, 2007 16:57:18 GMT -5
I do not trust Bulbs at all, I'm sorry if you disagree but I have several pieces of evidence to support this. One: the letter that Grand old mr. Spiffy found in his pantry. Two: the illustrious Pohatuafan says so, and he is never wrong. And Three: Last night as I was walking my dog, Cupcake, I saw Bulbs running from Crayolakings apartment. I simply believed he had been playing cards with the king and seen a dollar flying across the street, and attempted to catch it. Obviously I was wrong at the time... Poor King... This murderer must be put to rest. I am positive he is in cohorts with the late Mr. Gil. They are trying to kill everyone! Vote: Bulbs Extra Vote: Bulbs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King
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Post by kazkame on Apr 4, 2007 20:24:58 GMT -5
i cant decided sooooooooo
vote: nobody
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 4, 2007 20:33:16 GMT -5
"Well, after some investivigationating, I've found that Crayola King recently came into possession of a wooden sword. So, I'm thinking that Rasaq was one of the mafia, and ended up getting sworded by CK, but the boulders still managed to fall on both of them.
"So, let's look at what happened yesterday," Andurin said as he paced. Somehow, without anyone noticing, a monocle and a bubbly pipe appeared in their proper places on him. "CK votes to kill Ocelot. Ocelot, obviously scared, wanted to retaliate, but then thought better of it and decided to take him out last night, and that's when he switched votes to me.
"Now, after enough support was rallied for a vote against me, including RLRL's vote, Photu realized that it would be smarter to go after me rather than the person who supports a majority vote.
"Cinders continues to think that I'm mafia, even though I mysteriously disappeared yesterday. If I were mafia, the chronomancer wouldn't waste his time on me..." Andurin stopped to chuckle at the unintended bad pun while everyone else shot him looks that said 'I'll PUNcture your aorta you for that pun.' "You'll also notice that Cinders voted for me yesterday.
"But, seeing as the illustrious Photu is so illustrious, I'd think it'd be smarter to take him out first."
Vote: Photu
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 4, 2007 20:49:09 GMT -5
"You suspect me? My dear sir, I'm as innocent -- and as out of touch with current events -- as an infant. For all I know of this game's workings, I might as well have been born yesterday. Let me not die today, then!
"You say I thought it would be smarter to go after you than RLRL. You give me too much credit. None of that ever occurred to me. My real thought process was simple: I didn't have any actual evidence against RLRL. Several people provided valid evidence against you. I mean really," Pohatu added, gesturing at the snakes in Andurin's hair, one of which was gnawing idly on his monocle, "the serpents are rather a giveaway, just as RLRL said."
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 4, 2007 20:54:16 GMT -5
"Excuse me if I rather like my snakes and want them to be somewhere warm and have care at all times. Plus, they're all non-venomous. I'm not stupid. I wouldn't wear venomous snakes on my own head.
"Also, if I didn't think you were smart enough to strategize, I wouldn't be calling you 'illustrious', now would I?"
Someone from the back of the audience peeped up, "How does that have to do with anything? Do you even know what illustrious means?"
"No," Andurin replied. He looked around at the people staring at him. "Er... so how 'bout dem local sports team?"
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 4, 2007 21:07:50 GMT -5
Choobeh, dont you see the real felon here? Bulbs is sitting right there, lead pipe in hand, waiting to kill us all. If we do not take him out now, surely we will all die. If you do not assist in this vote, and continue to vote for Pohatufan1, then Spiffy will die. Obviously there is now way you can sway the vote to kill Pohatufan1 this round, so why try? You, and only you, have the power to choose who lives, and who dies this night. It is a battle between Spiffy, and Bulbs. If you vote for Spiffy, or simply stay with Pohatufan1, then the kind and gentle Sergent Spiffy will die. However, if you use an extra vote and choose Bulbs, the true enemy and killer of men, then the innocent Spiffy will live, and team Mafia will take yet another loss. Just think, we have already killed at least 2, maybe 3 of their members. Taking out this one will decimate them. There will only be 2 or 3 left. You must do what is right. Gain the respect of the whole town. Be the hero. Make the right decision. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decisions
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Post by kazkame on Apr 4, 2007 21:07:56 GMT -5
i vote bulbs
im sorry mentor ........ deeply sry
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 4, 2007 21:27:45 GMT -5
"Also, if I didn't think you were smart enough to strategize, I wouldn't be calling you 'illustrious', now would I?" "Oh, I know you think I'm that smart. I'm just saying, you're quite wrong, as I am actually painfully ignorant."
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 4, 2007 22:55:44 GMT -5
Waiting on a critical PM that may swing things.
Also, just noting for you strategy heads out there: Tonight, you will be given an opportunity to hold onto your role. Though I won't disclose the full details, it's along the lines of: You can either play the bonus game tonight, and win some more money and items, or you can choose to leave town for the night, forgoing a profit and maintaining your role.
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Apr 5, 2007 5:29:10 GMT -5
"eeingsay hattay rmay rimepay siay admay taay emay ownay, 'miay witchingsay otesvay"
unvote: prime vote: bulbs extra vote: bulbs
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Post by Krazy Glue on Apr 5, 2007 8:37:41 GMT -5
Im a little late in voting due to basic hinderances for being online (I was out last night getting drunk ok) however BIC
RLRL looked on at his fellow townsfolk arguing amongst themselves...
"Its simple really.... the evil doers are being lead by a mastermind, one that has been present in many past battles...... Bulbs.... Who else could lead such a team of malcontents and so heartlessly kill crayolaking..."
Vote: Bulbs Extra vote: Bulbs
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Post by bulbaboy on Apr 5, 2007 11:01:11 GMT -5
Bulbs sighed heavily, he had ten votes against himself; far more than any of the others . A single tear dripped down the side of his face. "I have tried to unravel the mysteries of the labryinth in hopes of helping everyone. But it apears that there are those that do not want help. I will not fight back. If my death is demanded I will give it freely."
Bulbs sat down cross-leged on the floor and waited.
Vote: Myself
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