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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 20, 2007 18:44:35 GMT -5
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." Ocelot walked along the road that ran to the center of the town plaza. He had several spears thrust though his midsection, though he obviously had healed around them.
SOMEBODY SAVED OCELOT!
STORE BULLETIN: We now have another Superb Marionette! Swoop in and grab it right away!
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 20, 2007 19:36:02 GMT -5
This is a perplexing brain-masher. I really don't have any idea about who to vote for, but I must vote for someone. It might as well be someone who really won't be missed. Pikachu please don't take this personally but you are barely someone that can be considered active so thats the way the cookie crumbles.
Vote:Pikachu + 2 Extra Votes
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crayolaking
Citizen of the Archipelago
Beware I'm Crayolaking master of Mafia!!!
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Post by crayolaking on Apr 21, 2007 6:00:24 GMT -5
You are evil Ocelot!!! A nasty, slimy, murky pool of EVIL!!! Only by the dark arts were you saved and now you are back to your mafia tricks.
Vote: Ocelot
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Post by Krazy Glue on Apr 21, 2007 7:59:59 GMT -5
Trying to frame pikachu for your own suicide attempt, thats just low....
Vote: Ocelot
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 21, 2007 9:03:25 GMT -5
How dare you vote for Ocelot and Pikachu! They are clearly not the real threats. They are always willing to change rolls However Kaz is not. I believe we have been voting for the wrong people this whole time. We must take down Kaz and his mafia buddies before he stikes again! Whoever is the detective, I guarantee that Kaz will show his mafia side if you question him. If I am wrong about this, I will let everyone in the game, dead or alive, kick me 5 times. (If the detective is dead or something then the whole kicking me thing is void). So join me in the fight against the true enemy... Kazkame!
Vote: Kaz
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Post by kazkame on Apr 21, 2007 9:47:35 GMT -5
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 21, 2007 9:56:18 GMT -5
*laughs* " Well my good sir, I was planning on switching my vote before it was time anyway. I had no reason to vote for you, other then to see if you would would incriminate yourself. Clearly you are smarter than that, so I do believe I am done picking on you. I will soon begin the same process with another victim. They could be mafia or innocent, but it doesn't really matter. I just do this for information gathering purposes." (sorry but my offer of kicking me is now void.)
Unvote: Kaz Vote: Pikachu
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 21, 2007 10:20:59 GMT -5
Actually, I do not believe Ocelots lies. He must not be trusted!
Unvote: Pikachu Vote: Ocelot
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Post by Baboon on Apr 21, 2007 13:54:51 GMT -5
How is being willing to change roles indicative of being Mafia whatsoever? It simply means the current role is unwanted or that person wants to confuse everyone else. We really don't have much good information at all, but we do know Pika hasn't been terribly active. So, it's not the best justification, but it's better than nothing. Vote: Pikachu
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 21, 2007 15:02:27 GMT -5
Well Babs like I was saying to Kaz, willingness to change doesn't indicate anything, I was simply saying that to see how he and others would react. Everything I say or do may seem like it's retarded or means nothing, but it's all planned out in my head. Also I now know Ocelot isn't home right now so there is no reason for me to vote for him to see his reaction, so...
Unvote: Ocelot Vote: Pikachu
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 21, 2007 21:16:19 GMT -5
"Now's the time to join the bandwagon because the Gang's All Here!"
VOTE: Pikachu
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 21, 2007 21:34:20 GMT -5
"The Mafia is a curse not a person friends. A curse brought upon us by that damn box in the center of our town. If we look at it none of us are really guilty, but those innocents who have been corrupted by this curse must be given the only cure we can give them and that is death. I invite theses demons to strike me down and I plead that they take my life so that I may be a martyr for the innocents. But may the Mafia be forewarned that my faithful ally the Pope has begun to take measures to provide me with the proverbial Sword and Shield. Rest assure I will be ready for you Mafia. Don't expect me to go without a fight."
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 22, 2007 0:39:14 GMT -5
"Woot! A good old fasioned, one sided gang up, on someone who probably wont even defend himself. Needless to say, I'm in. Also, Ocelot, what sword and shield did I give you again?"
Vote: Pikajew
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 22, 2007 1:37:55 GMT -5
"Did someone here something? Sorta sounded like Spiify....nah he's dead. Must be my mind playing tricks on me."
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 22, 2007 1:44:56 GMT -5
"What are you talking about Ocelot? You must be on crazy pills or something... Unless... No not again. Come on Ocelot, how many times do I have to tell you? The Mafia is not a nice place to play, and you could get hurt. Why did you join the Mafia again? Especially when I delibertly told you not to.
Rezing Spiffy, with a horn of a poor, defensless unicorn... *Shakes head* What a schmuck. You could have at least acted like you were still one of the good kids in the neighborhood."
Unvote: Pikachu Vote: Ocelot
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 22, 2007 1:51:52 GMT -5
"I'm sorry Pope that I maybe hearing things, age does that to you, but why you would come up with something as outrageous as me being mafia. I'm just a storage packer at the local store."
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Post by Damien on Apr 22, 2007 8:52:10 GMT -5
Pikachu stood up and cleared his throat. "Ocelot is correct I may not be as active as some but I can assure you now that if you execute me you will be no closer to killing off the mafia scum that threatens this town. You could waste a day and kill me but it'd do you little good, I suggest that Ocelot is infact the mafia member. I suspect that Vaxx may also be mafia, the way he changes his votes between me and Ocelot seems a little suspicious to me. Perhaps he votes for Ocelot so as not to give away their connection, I'm quite sure his final vote change will be for me however. If they are not working together I will eat Baboon's shoe collection. Also, why waste two extra votes on someone if your only reason for voting is because they are not particularly active, Hmm?" Pikachu finished and sat back down.
Vote: Ocelot
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 22, 2007 9:15:59 GMT -5
"I'll tell you why because probability says you are mafia after to role switches you expect me to believe that chance will give another bit at innocence. I must say you play the innocent card well Pikachu must be from extensive practice. I don't blame people for looking at me to be Mafia. I mean, I am one of the more aggressive members of this town, but only because my assurance in every vote I make is mathematical and processes through sheer logic. True that I know the alliance and specific jobs of many members of this town. But the real question comes here would an mafia member reveal his job or hide in the shadows. I will tell you all so that you may know my innocence. I am th Marketeer. I stock the store with products that are shipped from land far and wide. My close friend Prime is the Craftsman. Sorry Prime but innocence is no sin and my revealing of the truth will bring you no harm. And strangely enough the farmer is no other than Crayolaking. Why? Crayolaking do you persist on my death even after the assurance of my purity? Many questions I have to myself, but lets look at you Pikachu. Who are you? What do you do in every day life? Are you willing to reveal that to me? Prove to me your innocence as I have proven mine and then we will see judgment passed fairly ."
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 22, 2007 9:39:48 GMT -5
"Well, as long as we're going down that route, I might as well say that Vaxx isn't a Mafia member either, Pikachu. He's the Phoenix. I'm the Miracle Worker.
"So what's your role? Or can you not tell us that?"
VOTE: Pikachu EXTRA VOTE: Pikachu
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Post by Damien on Apr 22, 2007 15:01:18 GMT -5
"Photu, perhaps yourself and Ocelot would like to read the rules before you post again." Pikachu said handing the camel knight and his companion each a piece of parchment.
"I’m trusting that you won’t PM, email, or in other way contact other players revealing your role, alliance or sensitive information, whether or not you are still alive. Needless to say, I’m also trusting you won’t reveal any of that on the actual boards. However, in the Cemetery, dead players may freely reveal their alliance – but not their specific role."
"I doubt you'll be punished severely, if at all. However, I expected better of you Photu, seeing as you wrote those rules yourself. That is all, I must go prepare for my impending death, thank you and good night." Pikachu said with a tip of his hat before leaving.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 22, 2007 16:04:03 GMT -5
Heaven and Lee Tupper will take note. I await my punishment.
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Post by Baboon on Apr 22, 2007 19:04:04 GMT -5
The way I see it, the rule concerning announcing your role should be along the lines of table talk in poker. Since nothing can be believed anyway, it shouldn't matter what you say... UNLESS, you say exactly what you have. Tournament poker rules are something similar to "you can lie, you can be somewhat vague, but you can't announce your hand exactly." For a game based on manipulation and figuring out who to trust, that really seems like it should be the case here.
And, if I might add, Pikachu sounds pretty convincing. Whether it's true or not, only Lee and Pika know... Either way, it's more believable than anyone else here so far.
UNVOTE: Pika VOTE: Ocelot Bonus Vote: Ocelot
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 22, 2007 20:55:18 GMT -5
"Lessee, add all of those up... Subtract 1 from each... And we get our result! Miraculously, Ocelot, who survived an assassination attempt last night, is now accused of being Mafia! Regardless of veracity, which even I can not inform you of, it is time for Ocelot to die, again."
"'Y'know, I think that I want to have a go at this today. I've never really had a-" Kaz began, thoughtfully.
"PENIS!" Photu exclaimed, cutting him off. "There. That's rather fair, old chap!"
"Well, I think that I know what I want to do today." Kaz said, and walked up to Ocelot. He pulled two of the spears out of Ocelot's midsection, spinning them with wind whistling all about. Beginning to glow with bluish energy, Kaz jumped forwards. Before he touched him, Ocelot's head exploded.
"What was that? Magic?" Baboon shouted.
"Nope." Kaz stuck both of the spears in the ground. "His head exploded from sheer awesomeness."
OCELOT IS NOW DEAD! IT IS NOW NIGHT TIME! GO FORTH AND DO NIGHTLY NIGHTTIME STUFF!
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